Things only big dicks can do

Apparently make me walk weird.
This morning my friend said I walk like I was "fucked by an entire football team" :oops:
Really feeling it today too sister, I feel like I'm bruised internally and have a twisted gut Lol:p
 
lol of course. But if you empty my change purse, you have to slide it down your throat to completely empty it.

I was at Burning Man one year and a guy in our camp was making tiny lights by taking a LED light and taping the two ends to one of those dime size batteries used in cameras and things. He gave me one. I was walking back from the port a potties and was using it as a small flash light. Then the idea came to me to put it in my forskin and use it that way. I walked into camp holding my dick with the light coming out the end and asked what they thought of my flashlight. lol.

Our came is mostly gay guys but we do have straight camp members. I have done the naked bike ride every year, so most of the guys have seen my dick before. But this one straight lady that was in our camp about fell over in her chair. She says quite loudly "Is that your fuckin dick?" . Everyone got a laugh out of that.

So add flashlight to the many uses of a big dick.
 
lol of course. But if you empty my change purse, you have to slide it down your throat to completely empty it.

I was at Burning Man one year and a guy in our camp was making tiny lights by taking a LED light and taping the two ends to one of those dime size batteries used in cameras and things. He gave me one. I was walking back from the port a potties and was using it as a small flash light. Then the idea came to me to put it in my forskin and use it that way. I walked into camp holding my dick with the light coming out the end and asked what they thought of my flashlight. lol.

Our came is mostly gay guys but we do have straight camp members. I have done the naked bike ride every year, so most of the guys have seen my dick before. But this one straight lady that was in our camp about fell over in her chair. She says quite loudly "Is that your fuckin dick?" . Everyone got a laugh out of that.

So add flashlight to the many uses of a big dick.
I'd empty that beauty many times over if i could...

Where you at Burning man 2011? Please say your weren't, as i wouldn't be able to stand having miss you riding naked on a bike. Now that must be a sight to behold. Just hope your careful around the chain and all... :D
 
Just saying this from experience, penetrating a woman's vagina while facing her standing up. Or kneeling on a floor or bed and doing it like that. Not sure how big you have to be in order to be able to do this, but if you are big enough to do it, it's highly intimate to hold your lover and hug them and kiss them while engaged in coitus like this ;)

Thanks for pointing this out. It never occurred to me that this wasn't a common thing regardless of size. We used to call the standing position the "dance."
 
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What are things only big dicks can do, and not average/small dicks like jerking with two hands. It doesn't have to related to sex.
I was I was too young to mention and didn't know I was getting the biggest I've had! I cummed all over our couch and he kept telling me to take it all. I thought he was messing up my insides.
 
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we can stand far back from the urinal and manage to not drip on the floor...even as the last few drop sprinkle out

at the same time as we pee in splash-free comfort, we can watch the lesser-equipped approach and hover close to the urinal....some with the forward, hip-thrusting pose posture of the surely small packaged
 
I'd empty that beauty many times over if i could...

Where you at Burning man 2011? Please say your weren't, as i wouldn't be able to stand having miss you riding naked on a bike. Now that must be a sight to behold. Just hope your careful around the chain and all... :D

Yes. I was at Burning Man in 2011. I camp with Celestial Bodies. Too bad we didn't connect.
 
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