Things only hung guys understand

[S_Dick]

List of things only hung fellas experience:
I’ll go first

- Hitting the back wall (her cervix)
- Staring/comments at the urinal
- Friend groups finding out you’re hung
- Having to “pick a side” in your pants
- Soft cockhead going down past the bottom of your boxer briefs

 

[Jon1971]

Figuring out in the morning how discreet you want to be today before picking underwear and pants for the day.

 

[deleted29342981]

-the way he worships your photos
-begs you to fuck
-and can't stop texting you once they got a taste

 

[S_Dick]

- Buddies finding out you’re hung and getting weird/jealous.
- Having to ‘slow down’ or ‘stop’ all together with a new woman.
- Hitting the water in the toilet bowl
(so gross)

 

[S_Dick]

-and can't stop texting you once they got a taste

Yup

 

[DicksOfHazard]

Going online to buy condoms that are comfortable,
Unwanted flirts or getting hit on because women gossip.

 

[HungBtmVegas]

Guys begging you to top them/let them suck your cock even after finding out you strictly bottom.

 

[ss7979]

Having to decide whether it’s just for my pleasure or for hers

 

[JBD_Mikk]

When you're lying in bed on your stomach and you get an erection - and you don't know where to position it comfortably

 

[S_Dick]

When you're lying in bed on your stomach and you get an erection - and you don't know where to position it comfortably

- When you lie down on your stomach in public: in a yoga class, at the beach, etc, and you have to try to adjust your cock without drawing too much attention to yourself

 

[S_Dick]

- When your ex feels the need to let you know that you are bigger than her current boyfriend/husband (this has happened to me with two different women)

 

[hngthkbos]

Monogamous relationship with someone you love but that person cannot take your cock.

Sorry to bring the mood down. But, also, to lighten it back up, bad/toothy BJs from people who think they give great BJs. Come on, people lol

 

[RedDevilCock]

- When your ex feels the need to let you know that you are bigger than her current boyfriend/husband (this has happened to me with two different women)

It's actually funny especially if it's some tough guy type and she tells you in detail about the size difference.

 

[RedDevilCock]

Monogamous relationship with someone you love but that person cannot take your cock.

Sorry to bring the mood down. But, also, to lighten it back up, bad/toothy BJs from people who think they give great BJs. Come on, people lol

This is a sucks and it's a 50/50 either a way out or way into other things /people.

 

[RedDevilCock]

Having to decide whether it’s just for my pleasure or for hers

I think this one is an understatement at many times.

 

[RedDevilCock]

Finding non latex condoms that fit. Along with cost or for them to get restocked.

 

[S_Dick]

Having to decide whether it’s just for my pleasure or for hers

This one hits home. Am I going to pleasure you, stay in control, and let you slowly ride my pole.
Or am I doing it for my pleasure and going balls deep

When you find someone who is one and the same they are a keeper

 

[S_Dick]

Monogamous relationship with someone you love but that person cannot take your cock.

Sorry to bring the mood down. But, also, to lighten it back up, bad/toothy BJs from people who think they give great BJs. Come on, people lol

Yeah, this one too. She’s a 10, but she says ‘too deep’ and there still the other half of the shaft to go

 

[rbi99]

See it in the movies so freaking often - guy meets girl, guy and girl hit it off - and two seconds later he has her up against the wall and is fucking her like there is no tomorrow. Doesn't happen. Literally every time my wife and I see this in a movie, she makes a comment. Clint Eastwood shooting 10 bad guys while lying on the ground is more likely than me ramming my shit into my wife quickly - let alone instantly.

 

[S_Dick]

Sorry to bring the mood down.

No worries man. I think that’s the great thing about this site; It’s the goods and the bads about having a big cock

I’ve had a chicks go “on a break” from their boyfriend because they knew I was gonna be in town for the summer and want d to climb the pole again for a while. (They are back together and married now, lol)

But I’ve also had a great relationships with woman, where the only thing that ended it was them not being able to take my full cock and enjoy it. Basically a deal breaker for both of us