Things only hung guys understand

[MaxZorin007]

Yeah, there’s a reason I have to be on bottom during a cowgirl session. I don’t want anyone getting hurt.

 

[ericbear]

Yeah, there’s a reason I have to be on bottom during a cowgirl session. I don’t want anyone getting hurt.

When I once went to the urologist with an injured cock, which had gotten bent badly, he asked "Was it cowgirl? I see a lot of injuries like this from that position." I answered "No, more like doggy, but my partner was very athletic, and had a violent orgasm." Regrettably, I now have a permanent lump in my cock from that incident, but I guess at my age you can expect a few battle scars.

 

[Calituzo]

Buying swimwear… my cock is quite big when soft, so I don’t really like speedos, or trunks (bc I fell almost naked coming out of the water when trunks are hugged to your body), always shorts with mesh “underwear” inside

 

[ericbear]

Having to prop your cock up with a pillow, so you can sleep comfortably on your side.

 

[Bigaf]

- getting nickname from friends because of your size
- straight friends get more jealous around their girl
- gay friends always finding a way to talk about your size at parties
- having to "fix" your dick everytime you get up at work so it doesn't drive too much attention
- having people scared when they see you naked, often bailing out and not having sex with you
- having to answer all the time how big is it

 

[MaxZorin007]

- getting nickname from friends because of your size
- straight friends get more jealous around their girl
- gay friends always finding a way to talk about your size at parties
- having to "fix" your dick everytime you get up at work so it doesn't drive too much attention
- having people scared when they see you naked, often bailing out and not having sex with you
- having to answer all the time how big is it

This one hit the nail on the head:

having to "fix" your dick everytime you get up at work so it doesn't drive too much attention

 

[Jon1971]

- getting nickname from friends because of your size

In my early 20s I had a coworker that always called me Holmes. I was too clueless to get it at the time. He must have seen it at the urinals.

 

[englad]

The eyes are greedier than the hole.

 

[Bigaf]

In my early 20s I had a coworker that always called me Holmes. I was too clueless to get it at the time. He must have seen it at the urinals.

I still didnt get the nickname tho

 

[Jon1971]

I still didnt get the nickname tho

John Holmes was a pornstar in the 70s and 80s

 

[shaved and trimmed]

I hate a toilet that seems smaller than normal diameter. Have to lay my cock on the seat most of the time as it is or it has to hang in bowl and hate when head touches.
And the usual can't just spontaneously fuck pussy, always need lube, which still often means I can't put it all in with out her crying in pain.

 

[fuzzyis]

In my early 20s I had a coworker that always called me Holmes. I was too clueless to get it at the time. He must have seen it at the urinals.

I was in my 40's, but I also had a coworker as old as me who did the same thing. The younger generation didn't get the reference either.

I hate a toilet that seems smaller than normal diameter. Have to lay my cock on the seat most of the time as it is or it has to hang in bowl and hate when head touches.
And the usual can't just spontaneously fuck pussy, always need lube, which still often means I can't put it all in with out her crying in pain.

"Round Bowl" toilets.....
I have my stories too.....TMI.
Then you lean forward to wipe and smash it against the inside rim? Then feel it go beneath the edge?
Ewww!!!

 

[halcyondays]

Great list so far!

The eyes-on-crotch gaze even when nothing is showing in loose or dress trousers because they heard or know you're hung. Eyes trying to penetrate pants.

Extended eye contact gaze you never got from someone before which tells you they just heard the news. Not to mention the facial expressions--usually smiles--that come with it. Seventy percent of communication is non-verbal? You bet.

The male equivalent of my eyes are up here.

 

[Milkdudd]

Having to decide whether it’s just for my pleasure or for hers

This one is so real, like am I focusing on pleasuring her with long, gentle thrusts at her temp or just give her every inch because that's what your body's screaming at you to do

 

[Devbuznik]

Have a cock temple.

Women want to continue coming over.

Women say get into porn

Women’s husband’s get jealous

Anyone knows that you are that huge

Women want to spend their lives with you

Women are scared you may turn gay too soon

Trophy cock

It is embarrassing and gets boring

 

[deleted29692421]

Others have mentioned the swim wear issue and I agree. It was one of my first experiences unique to being well endowed.

This is going to sound like erotica but I remember being at a family event and my aunt had a pool at the time. I jumped in off the diving board and when I came out to wait to jump again it had done the suction thing and stuck to my body. You could apparently see the whole thing and I’m quite large soft at 8”. When I jumped back in and came back up it was kind of awkward. I was told about it and my step mother started flirting with me.

 

[ericbear]

That a proper, useful fly on a pair of men's trousers should be made like this:

 

[fuzzyis]

That a proper, useful fly on a pair of men's trousers should be made like this:
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Okay....Can I steal that?

 

[ericbear]

Okay....Can I steal that?

It's in my closet, along with my comfortable shorts.

 

[tallmarriedprof]

Two good ones

Having to go down on her for a long time just to be able to have penetrative sex

When she says “please cum, you’re making me sore”

and a bad one

When your cock head hits the toilet water