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Straight guys in the showers trying to discretely talk about the size of you soft cock.
Women complementing you on the size of your cock when they've only seen the soft bulge in your pants.
Getting racked when all you did was move your legs.
How hard it is to hide the random boner.
Lifting up your leg and having your soft cock hang out of your boxers.
Trying thong underwear and having a gap exposing your balls.
You know women are checking things out when they comment on the underwear your wearing. The waist band must have been visible.
Having to try to position things so it less visible and no one accuses you of being hard at work.
The feeling of relief that comes from letting it all hang out after having it in your pants all day.
What it's like to hold something that big when taking a piss.
Stroking your hard cock when you have larger-than-average hands and your fingers don't touch your thumb.
What heavy hang means from feeling it first hand every day.
Having to pack it in to your pants.
Being hit on by more gay and bi guys than women.
Being called daddy when you don't have kids and sir when your not in the military.
Guys asking you for dick pics.
 
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thebubblegum112233 said:
How big is this behemoth that makes you act this way? I’d love this treatment
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He's not the largest or longest out there, but it's a matter of how large he is to me. He really is quite thick @ 6.5 inches of GIRTH and 7 of the SWEETEST inches of length. Plenty of length to feel, not bottom out and get hurt internally. He truly is thick, and it is an awesome sight to behold. It is truly a huge cock experience and makes me feel exactly how I described, and how I treated him. Sometimes all I can do is lay there and look at it, lick and kiss it constantly before stretching my mouth around it and working very hard to suck it. Then having it put in me. No words for that sensation at all. I can handle him fucking me so well, which is such a sexual honor and pleasure.
 
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Things that bother me or happen the most with me:
  1. Troublesome moment when I have to take a dump and piss and I have to decide what to do first, because I can't leave my cock deep in the toilet water, but can't risk pissing out of the basin by accident while holding it aloft outside.
  2. Have to use some manner of loose shorts to sleep to avoid sleeping on it when turning on my side. It's VERY uncomfortable awakening and not feeling your cock, not to mention the pins and needles when feeling starts creeping back into it.
  3. Also, wearing shorts even at home alone, because my apartment is tiny and I have hit my cock at the corner of tables or fold at the edge of chairs, or even bumped into fan blades twice, cutting it.
  4. I have to adjust cock position within my compression shorts every few kicks while training Muay Thai, not to mention the balls being squeezed as well. Lucky thing my colleagues know about my endowment and stopped giggling and smirking at this point. At least, my instructor will spar with me and not attack my leg where I keep my cock in place. Which was how he convinced me to train MT in first place. I cannot freely perform or play some sports or activities at will.
  5. Can't use briefs or boxers because my cock is too heavy, but using compression shorts too often is quite damaging, because it smashes everything, not to mention that I started having problems with too much sweat and funguses. I had to adapt to a compression sock, which can compress my cock a bit, prevents it from swinging to much when I'm walking around, also protects from sweat, rashes, cold, mosquitoes and the incidental pre-cum or post-piss dampness.
  6. While walking around, I'm almost always carrying something, my shirt, a towel, groceries. So, whenever I get in a place with too many people or a public I'd rather not to be exposed to, I have means to cover the bulge.
  7. The psychological effect this situation that has carried over for years, where sometimes you sacrifice your own welfare because you're worried of people's reactions or what they're thinking about your bulge. Starting a psychotherapy has helped me a lot in that process.
  8. Having to endure the same inane questions and commentaries regarding having a monster cock: "why don't you become an actor?", "having a huge cock is nice!", "you're better than other people!", "do you cum a lot too?", "if I were you I would be swinging it around so everyone could see!", "do you have photos?", "it's fake!", and the list goes on painfully.
  9. As someone pointed out already, it attracts gay men many more times than women. Specially because I'm gym rat – so the full package. Given they're not my public, I have to dodge some situations every now and then. I reckon they think I'm trying to show off, instead of understanding that I have not many options as not to, and this interpretation can be wearisome.
  10. I have to import condoms from abroad, and due the economic crisis in my country, plus the difference in currency when converting to my money, it is VERY expensive.
  11. The toll on my heart, if the sex session if too frenetic. This is something important to keep in mind as I age as well.
  12. Jerking off burns both of my shoulders. So, after a shoulder training or chest training, jerking off is a no go, because it'll be too demanding on them.
  13. Have to decide if I smile or scowl when people send me big dick jokes, pranks or memes, specially if said people is unaware of my size.
  14. Basically only able to use half of it most of the times, having to suppress an urge to shove it whole, although you have your partner's health to consider.
  15. Having to endure your friends making propaganda to tease you on how good a blowjob feels like, when your thickness prevents your partners from sucking you, just lick it. Sometimes, I dream someone managing doing just that, though.
  16. Avoiding social clothing and pants whenever possible.
  17. Being barred at night clubs when they search you, thinking you're carrying something else. This is goddamn annoying.
  18. Explaining to gym instructors about the bulge and size as to avoid certain situations with other gym goers, specially nowadays, where everyone gets offended so easily, or harassed etc. I play a preemptive stance, rather than trying to remediate it. I'm VERY respectful with women in general and I abhor creeps and stalkers. And I'd hate being mistook by one myself.
There are some other things, but on the top of my mind, these are those that I feel like sharing at the moment.
 
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38long said:
Things that bother me or happen the most with me:
  1. Troublesome moment when I have to take a dump and piss and I have to decide what to do first, because I can't leave my cock deep in the toilet water, but can't risk pissing out of the basin by accident while holding it aloft outside.
  2. Have to use some manner of loose shorts to sleep to avoid sleeping on it when turning on my side. It's VERY uncomfortable awakening and not feeling your cock, not to mention the pins and needles when feeling starts creeping back into it.
  3. Also, wearing shorts even at home alone, because my apartment is tiny and I have hit my cock at the corner of tables or fold at the edge of chairs, or even bumped into fan blades twice, cutting it.
  4. I have to adjust cock position within my compression shorts every few kicks while training Muay Thai, not to mention the balls being squeezed as well. Lucky thing my colleagues know about my endowment and stopped giggling and smirking at this point. At least, my instructor will spar with me and not attack my leg where I keep my cock in place. Which was how he convinced me to train MT in first place. I cannot freely perform or play some sports or activities at will.
  5. Can't use briefs or boxers because my cock is too heavy, but using compression shorts too often is quite damaging, because it smashes everything, not to mention that I started having problems with too much sweat and funguses. I had to adapt to a compression sock, which can compress my cock a bit, prevents it from swinging to much when I'm walking around, also protects from sweat, rashes, cold, mosquitoes and the incidental pre-cum or post-piss dampness.
  6. While walking around, I'm almost always carrying something, my shirt, a towel, groceries. So, whenever I get in a place with too many people or a public I'd rather not to be exposed to, I have means to cover the bulge.
  7. The psychological effect this situation that has carried over for years, where sometimes you sacrifice your own welfare because you're worried of people's reactions or what they're thinking about your bulge. Starting a psychotherapy has helped me a lot in that process.
  8. Having to endure the same inane questions and commentaries regarding having a monster cock: "why don't you become an actor?", "having a huge cock is nice!", "you're better than other people!", "do you cum a lot too?", "if I were you I would be swinging it around so everyone could see!", "do you have photos?", "it's fake!", and the list goes on painfully.
  9. As someone pointed out already, it attracts gay men many more times than women. Specially because I'm gym rat – so the full package. Given they're not my public, I have to dodge some situations every now and then. I reckon they think I'm trying to show off, instead of understanding that I have not many options as not to, and this interpretation can be wearisome.
  10. I have to import condoms from abroad, and due the economic crisis in my country, plus the difference in currency when converting to my money, it is VERY expensive.
  11. The toll on my heart, if the sex session if too frenetic. This is something important to keep in mind as I age as well.
  12. Jerking off burns both of my shoulders. So, after a shoulder training or chest training, jerking off is a no go, because it'll be too demanding on them.
  13. Have to decide if I smile or scowl when people send me big dick jokes, pranks or memes, specially if said people is unaware of my size.
  14. Basically only able to use half of it most of the times, having to suppress an urge to shove it whole, although you have your partner's health to consider.
  15. Having to endure your friends making propaganda to tease you on how good a blowjob feels like, when your thickness prevents your partners from sucking you, just lick it. Sometimes, I dream someone managing doing just that, though.
  16. Avoiding social clothing and pants whenever possible.
  17. Being barred at night clubs when they search you, thinking you're carrying something else. This is goddamn annoying.
  18. Explaining to gym instructors about the bulge and size as to avoid certain situations with other gym goers, specially nowadays, where everyone gets offended so easily, or harassed etc. I play a preemptive stance, rather than trying to remediate it. I'm VERY respectful with women in general and I abhor creeps and stalkers. And I'd hate being mistook by one myself.
There are some other things, but on the top of my mind, these are those that I feel like sharing at the moment.
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You need to try some jocks. Compression shorts don't work for me either. If I do wear compression shorts, I wear a jock underneath so no readjustments are required.
 
Jon1971 said:
You need to try some jocks. Compression shorts don't work for me either. If I do wear compression shorts, I wear a jock underneath so no readjustments are required.
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It does not fit. I usually have my cock to the right leg (it has a hint to that side), and the balls to the left, because they're too bulky to be hanging on the same side. There's no way to wear jocks or anything of that ilk. But adjustments happen because I'm doing violent motion, fast and explosive. It's expected. Sometimes I wear a holed boxer that will scoop my balls, whilst my cock will hang outside with a compression sock. This is the most comfortable setting to go out, because my balls won't be smashing against my thighs or my cock as it swings, and the cock won't be swinging as much because it's not hitting my balls. It's logistics, you see.

Also, there was a time when I would wear 2 or even 3 layered compression shorts to try and disguise the volume. Sad days. I'm really running from having to layer pieces of underwear again, if I can.
 
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Not exactly on point, but at the end of a long day in tight underwear and have slacks, you balls are sweating so much the smell is impossible to notice, embarrassingly so. You know they can smell it, but nobody says anything. It's awkward, especially when it's an hour ride home after work carpooling. Everyone in the car was straight, and it was a professional situation.
 
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38long said:
Things that bother me or happen the most with me:
  1. Troublesome moment when I have to take a dump and piss and I have to decide what to do first, because I can't leave my cock deep in the toilet water, but can't risk pissing out of the basin by accident while holding it aloft outside.
  2. Have to use some manner of loose shorts to sleep to avoid sleeping on it when turning on my side. It's VERY uncomfortable awakening and not feeling your cock, not to mention the pins and needles when feeling starts creeping back into it.
  3. Also, wearing shorts even at home alone, because my apartment is tiny and I have hit my cock at the corner of tables or fold at the edge of chairs, or even bumped into fan blades twice, cutting it.
  4. I have to adjust cock position within my compression shorts every few kicks while training Muay Thai, not to mention the balls being squeezed as well. Lucky thing my colleagues know about my endowment and stopped giggling and smirking at this point. At least, my instructor will spar with me and not attack my leg where I keep my cock in place. Which was how he convinced me to train MT in first place. I cannot freely perform or play some sports or activities at will.
  5. Can't use briefs or boxers because my cock is too heavy, but using compression shorts too often is quite damaging, because it smashes everything, not to mention that I started having problems with too much sweat and funguses. I had to adapt to a compression sock, which can compress my cock a bit, prevents it from swinging to much when I'm walking around, also protects from sweat, rashes, cold, mosquitoes and the incidental pre-cum or post-piss dampness.
  6. While walking around, I'm almost always carrying something, my shirt, a towel, groceries. So, whenever I get in a place with too many people or a public I'd rather not to be exposed to, I have means to cover the bulge.
  7. The psychological effect this situation that has carried over for years, where sometimes you sacrifice your own welfare because you're worried of people's reactions or what they're thinking about your bulge. Starting a psychotherapy has helped me a lot in that process.
  8. Having to endure the same inane questions and commentaries regarding having a monster cock: "why don't you become an actor?", "having a huge cock is nice!", "you're better than other people!", "do you cum a lot too?", "if I were you I would be swinging it around so everyone could see!", "do you have photos?", "it's fake!", and the list goes on painfully.
  9. As someone pointed out already, it attracts gay men many more times than women. Specially because I'm gym rat – so the full package. Given they're not my public, I have to dodge some situations every now and then. I reckon they think I'm trying to show off, instead of understanding that I have not many options as not to, and this interpretation can be wearisome.
  10. I have to import condoms from abroad, and due the economic crisis in my country, plus the difference in currency when converting to my money, it is VERY expensive.
  11. The toll on my heart, if the sex session if too frenetic. This is something important to keep in mind as I age as well.
  12. Jerking off burns both of my shoulders. So, after a shoulder training or chest training, jerking off is a no go, because it'll be too demanding on them.
  13. Have to decide if I smile or scowl when people send me big dick jokes, pranks or memes, specially if said people is unaware of my size.
  14. Basically only able to use half of it most of the times, having to suppress an urge to shove it whole, although you have your partner's health to consider.
  15. Having to endure your friends making propaganda to tease you on how good a blowjob feels like, when your thickness prevents your partners from sucking you, just lick it. Sometimes, I dream someone managing doing just that, though.
  16. Avoiding social clothing and pants whenever possible.
  17. Being barred at night clubs when they search you, thinking you're carrying something else. This is goddamn annoying.
  18. Explaining to gym instructors about the bulge and size as to avoid certain situations with other gym goers, specially nowadays, where everyone gets offended so easily, or harassed etc. I play a preemptive stance, rather than trying to remediate it. I'm VERY respectful with women in general and I abhor creeps and stalkers. And I'd hate being mistook by one myself.
There are some other things, but on the top of my mind, these are those that I feel like sharing at the moment.
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Bro I feel you on 1-6
I always get asked why I don't sleep nude... The thing will get tangled up or crunched or stretched
 
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BigNavy said:
I always get asked why I don't sleep nude... The thing will get tangled up or crunched or stretched
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The first time I woke up without feeling my cock because of lack of blood was really scary. I remember I jerked off a few times throughout that day to feel sure that blood had gone back to where it belonged.
 
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ericbear said:
When you're dressing for the club, and this happens when you try to stretch your favorite cockring over your big meat.
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And then later, after extensive search and visiting many stores, you discover that apparently they no longer make this style in that xxl size.😠
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Purchase ring size XXL 😊
 
Hugo20 said:
Purchase ring size XXL 😊
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Unfortunately, XXL isn't as big as it used to be. When I got supposedly identical replacements, they were smaller. I have the same problem with socks, it seems like the size of everything is shrinking...
 
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Unfortunately, XXL isn't as big as it used to be. When I got supposedly identical replacements, they were smaller. I have the same problem with socks, it seems like the size of everything is shrinking...
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Don't get me started on socks. It can't be that my feet are getting bigger, because I'm still buying the same size shoes, but properly fitting socks are a rare find.

Oh, and properly fitting cock rings are not easy to find.
 
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CraigS41 said:
Never wore a cock ring, but most of the sizing "Shrinking" is to make people "Feel" better
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Well, most of them I see XL is 50mm. I won't waste my money on a 50mm, its too small. I have one ring that's 48mm. Its that firm type of silicone that doesn't stretch much. I bought it because the website said it was 58mm. Well, that was wrong, but that 48mm silicone ring is very difficult to get on, and once its on, its so tight I can't stand to wear it more than a couple minutes.
 
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