Things only hung guys understand

Anyone else struggle with Levi's 501s in the day? Def not built for the endowed.

I only ever bought one pair of 501s, and then didn't wear them much. That was like 35 years ago.
One good thing about 501s: no zipper dragging on your cock and balls like the teeth of someone who can't get their mouth open wide enough
 
One good thing about 501s: no zipper dragging on your cock and balls like the teeth of someone who can't get their mouth open wide enough
My problem was that 501s had very little room in the crotch and looked absolutely obscene on me.
 
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When you finally finish packing for a business trip, lie down on the bed with your cock standing up like the Washington Monument hoping to get some before you go, and you S.O., who has been ignoring you, finally notices, and wide-eyed jumps on the bed and mounts it, only to take it too fast, too deep, and too hard, so they wound themselves, and this is somehow your fault, so you don't even get a BJ, and have to fly 6 hours with blue balls.
 
Having to try to conceal your soft cock and balls
Worrying that some might see your VPL at work and it might get you in trouble (a customer notice a complimented me on it :))
Not being able to go commando no matter how much you want to
Having to move your junk around in your pants under the desk at work to make room for it hoping you don’t get caught
 
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Having to try to conceal your soft cock and balls
Worrying that some might see your VPL at work and it might get you in trouble (a customer notice a complimented me on it :))
Not being able to go commando no matter how much you want to
Having to move your junk around in your pants under the desk at work to make room for it hoping you don’t get caught
I gave up trying to hid my bulge. I prefer to be comfortable. I don't care if it does show.
 
Agreed, no point trying to hide it. I enjoy the looks at the urinal and gym shower when they see how big it hangs. Little they do they know I'm also a grower.
Same.....
Mine grew in HS..... Once I saw adult women sneaking peeks, I'll even let it cub a bit
 
Agreed, no point trying to hide it. I enjoy the looks at the urinal and gym shower when they see how big it hangs. Little they do they know I'm also a grower.
And you have absolutely no pics or attachments of any kind to prove anything. Fascinating
 
When after the fuckbuddy showers and leaves, you go in the bathroom, but can't find one of your towels, and after an inquiring text message, you learn "I'm sorry, Papi, but I had to take one of your towels because I'm still leaking."
 
Having to try to conceal your soft cock and balls
Worrying that some might see your VPL at work and it might get you in trouble (a customer notice a complimented me on it :))
Not being able to go commando no matter how much you want to
Having to move your junk around in your pants under the desk at work to make room for it hoping you don’t get caught
Definitely a struggle.
 
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Not any condoms is fitting, thats for sure.
Also, having a boner at work/uni and having to awkwardly hide it, like putting your hands in the pocket lol
You mean almost none of them fit.