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- What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
- "Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
- Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
- They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?
- Why do walruses love a Tupperware party? They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
- I'll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
- Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
- What is the first thing a man puts in a woman when they get married? The wedding ring.
- What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
- "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
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