"i was naked after taking a shower because i was gonna rub moisturizer cream, right. but i kept my basket of golf balls in the bathroom. you know, because they're dirty and i was gonna wash them there. while i was rubbing the cream all over myself, i slipped. and i fell right on the bucket. the moisturizer must've made it really lubricated and they just slid in there"How does one convince an A&E doctor that 35 golf balls accidentally fell up one’s asshole?
I worked in a hospital, basically 2-3 times a month people come in with things stuck up their asses. It was always an “accident.”