LOLWait..what?? I thought this was a place we talk about their relationship with God
Tom holland
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We’re all here objectifying a famous little twerp. No one should feel like they’re any better or morally superior to anyone else that visits this site 
TheCountesss
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I don’t even visit this thread for Tom at this point I just come to see what y’all are arguing about today
I love seeing Tom's smiling face while playing golf.
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See that wouldn’t have worked in the states, we had a cable channel called A&E - Arts and Entertainment. It’s started out doing high brow programming and then became a completely trash channel.
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How does one convince an A&E doctor that 35 golf balls accidentally fell up one’s asshole?
I worked in a hospital, basically 2-3 times a month people come in with things stuck up their asses. It was always an “accident.”
I worked in a hospital, basically 2-3 times a month people come in with things stuck up their asses. It was always an “accident.”
"i was naked after taking a shower because i was gonna rub moisturizer cream, right. but i kept my basket of golf balls in the bathroom. you know, because they're dirty and i was gonna wash them there. while i was rubbing the cream all over myself, i slipped. and i fell right on the bucket. the moisturizer must've made it really lubricated and they just slid in there"
What does Tom do now, again? Is he just riding the Bero Beer truck into the sun, and golfing while he waits on the checks? I haven't kept up since he gave Zendaya his leash. Actually forget that, where is 𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯? He's even more obscure to me between canoeing with bats on Instagram in the jungle. I wanna go back to 2016-17, being ambiguously gay upcoming twinks.
He's gonna be one the guys who retires to somewhere sunny and remote. Lounging by his pool naked, and giving the wife his credit card when she wants a third car. Can't say I'm not jealous. He did say, "Get himself baby, quit the business and disappear forever."
i don't think he'll move somewhere sunny and remote. he'll likely just stay living between the uk and the us. he's gonna be one of those dudes that spends every day at a country club playing golf. he's not gonna be the one giving the wife the credit card, he's gonna be the wife. z is gonna keep working while he lounges around doing nothing
Honestly, good for him and Zendaya if that's their plan. I don't understand the obsession society has with celebrities always doing things. like if you have the money, take some time, spend it with your loved ones, work on some passion projects. That's what I would do, we don't always need to be constantly doing something. I wish I was in a position to do just that, but I am not rich.
Fair. He does seem the type to try directing or producing though, just a couple of movies that aren't very good but aren't god awful. Maybe the rare appearance for Z in pictures or the crowd while she wins an award.
i don't think he'll be working behind the camera, i think he wants to retire from hollywood completely.
i also doubt he'll be attending any events with her, unless he's involved with it directly. most of the time she goes alone to events, he never goes with her, not even to award shows. not even sure he goes to her movie premieres
Hephaestion47
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That's a shot from one of the movies, so he's likely wearing something form fitting that compresses any bulge, or he's not a shower. Most people don't have massive visible soft cocks.
Don't get in the way of 'smalldickbelgian' and his need for fetish fantasy posting.
he just has a small bulge in general, even in his regular day clothing
It's a shot from a kid friendly movie. I wouldn't expect to see one
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