Also, I had to fucking laugh out loud at the Smooth Operator bit. I just played that song to see what the deal was.
Dude, you got her drunk, you played what I can only describe as music meant for porn with a plot, "made her dance" assumingly to THAT song, of all fucking songs.
You set this up. You had a goal in mind. Let's not even attempt to pretend otherwise.
I'm checking out of this thread, it's not worth busting your balls anymore than I have.
Stop fucking drunk women, and maybe pick better music to dance to if your plans aren't to fuck the drunk lady in your living room.