Unexpected Nudity

[Howard1122]

Unexpected nudity at a NZ clothing optional festival seems like a contradiction. Well after it has finished and most have packed up it is I would argue. Here I was waiting in an enormous line of vehicles to be given the all clear to leave the site and here was an example. Not that I was looking for naked guys but I don't go around either ignoring what I see. And an very attractive hippie looking man, with an all over sun tan, probably 35 years walks through the line of vehicles with the longest flaccid penis I can recall recently, swinging back and forth as he walked, and completely relaxed about his nudity. Too bad I suppose it was after the event had closed. I wondered who this was, as you do when there is time on your hands. How do you start and where. I did subsequently work this out, well after the fact I must say.

 

[aieaguy50]

With the stay-at-home restrictions in full swing here, I noticed my young neighbor working from home, like me. His wife works at a Costco, so Charlie is alone most of the day. One morning last week Tuesday, I happened to be dumping my trash in the collection bin on the side of my house. His house is a mirror opposite layout from mine, and our side garage doors face each other across the ten foot boundary of grass. He was doing his trash at the same time, and we surprised each other. Neither of us was expecting to see anyone, so I freeballing with just a long tank top, and Charlie was wearing a pair of sheer black boxers. We kinda exchanged a brief greeting, but after being isolated so long, he struck up a conversation with the usual "small talk" about weather, virus updates, etc. It felt weird, with my "hanging out" and him being quite exposed, but with both of us standing just inside our doorways, nobody else would be able to see us.

This would have been funny, except that it seems to be a regular thing now. Seems like we have coordinated a trash time, followed by longer conversations at least three times since then. Charlie put a chair just inside his doorway, and I followed suit, and he sits there vaping and chatting, usually in similar sheer boxers, while I've taken to wearing just some rugby shorts that let me hang out when I shift my legs around. I don't think he's interested in taking things any further; that maybe it's just a release valve from the isolation, as our talk has veered away from anything too sexual, other than jokes about saving on laundry expenses with our minimal attire. I should say though that Charlie is quite a looker in all aspects.

 

[FRE]

With the stay-at-home restrictions in full swing here, I noticed my young neighbor working from home, like me. His wife works at a Costco, so Charlie is alone most of the day. One morning last week Tuesday, I happened to be dumping my trash in the collection bin on the side of my house. His house is a mirror opposite layout from mine, and our side garage doors face each other across the ten foot boundary of grass. He was doing his trash at the same time, and we surprised each other. Neither of us was expecting to see anyone, so I freeballing with just a long tank top, and Charlie was wearing a pair of sheer black boxers. We kinda exchanged a brief greeting, but after being isolated so long, he struck up a conversation with the usual "small talk" about weather, virus updates, etc. It felt weird, with my "hanging out" and him being quite exposed, but with both of us standing just inside our doorways, nobody else would be able to see us.

This would have been funny, except that it seems to be a regular thing now. Seems like we have coordinated a trash time, followed by longer conversations at least three times since then. Charlie put a chair just inside his doorway, and I followed suit, and he sits there vaping and chatting, usually in similar sheer boxers, while I've taken to wearing just some rugby shorts that let me hang out when I shift my legs around. I don't think he's interested in taking things any further; that maybe it's just a release valve from the isolation, as our talk has veered away from anything too sexual, other than jokes about saving on laundry expenses with our minimal attire. I should say though that Charlie is quite a looker in all aspects.

Interesting. But Charlie should understand that because covid-19 is basically a lung disease, anything that could irritate the lungs greatly increases the likelihood that a covid-19 infection could be fatal.

 

[gobigold]

With the stay-at-home restrictions in full swing here, I noticed my young neighbor working from home, like me. His wife works at a Costco, so Charlie is alone most of the day. One morning last week Tuesday, I happened to be dumping my trash in the collection bin on the side of my house. His house is a mirror opposite layout from mine, and our side garage doors face each other across the ten foot boundary of grass. He was doing his trash at the same time, and we surprised each other. Neither of us was expecting to see anyone, so I freeballing with just a long tank top, and Charlie was wearing a pair of sheer black boxers. We kinda exchanged a brief greeting, but after being isolated so long, he struck up a conversation with the usual "small talk" about weather, virus updates, etc. It felt weird, with my "hanging out" and him being quite exposed, but with both of us standing just inside our doorways, nobody else would be able to see us.

This would have been funny, except that it seems to be a regular thing now. Seems like we have coordinated a trash time, followed by longer conversations at least three times since then. Charlie put a chair just inside his doorway, and I followed suit, and he sits there vaping and chatting, usually in similar sheer boxers, while I've taken to wearing just some rugby shorts that let me hang out when I shift my legs around. I don't think he's interested in taking things any further; that maybe it's just a release valve from the isolation, as our talk has veered away from anything too sexual, other than jokes about saving on laundry expenses with our minimal attire. I should say though that Charlie is quite a looker in all aspects.

I think it’s time to take it to the next lever and show up starkers. Looking forward to an update.

 

[auncut10in]

I am one of these guys that rolls out of bed and the first thing I want is a hot shower. I was staying at a marina in Southern France for a couple of weeks. Marina's almost always have a shower block and restroom area for those using the berths. So the first morning, I go to the showers. It is packed with a haze of steam and half naked bodies wrapped in towels. The sinks are at the far end, and on both sides, as you enter are 3 showers, each with just a swinging wood door and no locks. When you enter the little shower, there was a dressing area before you step into the shower.

In France, well actually in most of Europe, it is not uncommon to have the person who cleans both the men's and women's restroom be a woman. What was surprising is the the cleaning woman was there, in the morning, when it was probably at it's busiest. I adapt easy to different cultures and don't think much about it. I step into the little dressing area and strip down. Just as I am taking off my boxer briefs, the door swings open and there is the cleaning lady staring directly at my head to toe naked body. She stared at my dick for way more than she needed to, mumbled something in French and slowly shut the door.

I am not that shy, so it didn't really freak me out. And since I am gay, it also didn't really turn me on. Just seemed like an innocent accident. Next morning, I get there about the same time. And there she is, cleaning at what was clearly a busy time. I head to an open shower and strip down. I reach to turn the water on, and for the second time, the door swings open, framed by our cleaning lady. All the sudden, the day before doesn't seem so much like some innocent encounter. I turn slightly to face her. She grins, mumbles something in French and shuts the door.

Our horny cleaning lady obviously chooses this time of day to clean the men's shower area because she likes checking out guys dicks. She opened my shower door every morning I was there. I guess at some point it doesn't really qualify as unexpected nudity.

Here is a shot of me in the shower.

 

[right55]

@ 0:28

 

[223790]

@ 0:28

Thanks for that. I've seen that as a gif before. I always wondered where it came from. It's great to see men modelling appropriate locker room behavior for the younger generation. Be the change you want to see!

 

[saclove]

I am one of these guys that rolls out of bed and the first thing I want is a hot shower. I was staying at a marina in Southern France for a couple of weeks. Marina's almost always have a shower block and restroom area for those using the berths. So the first morning, I go to the showers. It is packed with a haze of steam and half naked bodies wrapped in towels. The sinks are at the far end, and on both sides, as you enter are 3 showers, each with just a swinging wood door and no locks. When you enter the little shower, there was a dressing area before you step into the shower.

In France, well actually in most of Europe, it is not uncommon to have the person who cleans both the men's and women's restroom be a woman. What was surprising is the the cleaning woman was there, in the morning, when it was probably at it's busiest. I adapt easy to different cultures and don't think much about it. I step into the little dressing area and strip down. Just as I am taking off my boxer briefs, the door swings open and there is the cleaning lady staring directly at my head to toe naked body. She stared at my dick for way more than she needed to, mumbled something in French and slowly shut the door.

I am not that shy, so it didn't really freak me out. And since I am gay, it also didn't really turn me on. Just seemed like an innocent accident. Next morning, I get there about the same time. And there she is, cleaning at what was clearly a busy time. I head to an open shower and strip down. I reach to turn the water on, and for the second time, the door swings open, framed by our cleaning lady. All the sudden, the day before doesn't seem so much like some innocent encounter. I turn slightly to face her. She grins, mumbles something in French and shuts the door.

Our horny cleaning lady obviously chooses this time of day to clean the men's shower area because she likes checking out guys dicks. She opened my shower door every morning I was there. I guess at some point it doesn't really qualify as unexpected nudity.

Here is a shot of me in the shower.
View attachment 14716001

Instead of just opening the door and looking at you, I would probably join you!

 

[needtonut]

With the stay-at-home restrictions in full swing here, I noticed my young neighbor working from home, like me. His wife works at a Costco, so Charlie is alone most of the day. One morning last week Tuesday, I happened to be dumping my trash in the collection bin on the side of my house. His house is a mirror opposite layout from mine, and our side garage doors face each other across the ten foot boundary of grass. He was doing his trash at the same time, and we surprised each other. Neither of us was expecting to see anyone, so I freeballing with just a long tank top, and Charlie was wearing a pair of sheer black boxers. We kinda exchanged a brief greeting, but after being isolated so long, he struck up a conversation with the usual "small talk" about weather, virus updates, etc. It felt weird, with my "hanging out" and him being quite exposed, but with both of us standing just inside our doorways, nobody else would be able to see us.

This would have been funny, except that it seems to be a regular thing now. Seems like we have coordinated a trash time, followed by longer conversations at least three times since then. Charlie put a chair just inside his doorway, and I followed suit, and he sits there vaping and chatting, usually in similar sheer boxers, while I've taken to wearing just some rugby shorts that let me hang out when I shift my legs around. I don't think he's interested in taking things any further; that maybe it's just a release valve from the isolation, as our talk has veered away from anything too sexual, other than jokes about saving on laundry expenses with our minimal attire. I should say though that Charlie is quite a looker in all aspects.

Everything about this is hot as hell.

 

[aieaguy50]

Everything about this is hot as hell.

Yeah, I was hoping to see where this was going, as I found out more about Charlie during our garage door chats. He played college basketball, was in the Army, but after washing out of SEAL training twice, went back to civilian life and married his childhood sweetheart. It was obvious he took care of his body, trimmed his pubes, but otherwise was smooth. Did I mention his small tit piercing and a mysterious symbol tattoo on his left cheek. He said he'd have to tell me about that one of these days.

Unfortunately yesterday he came out in a tank and cutoffs, and mentioned that with the stay home restrictions in effect, he was now going to have his niece with him on weekdays, while his brother and sister-in-law were working. Didn't think continuing our dressed down conversations would be appropriate, with her around. Had to agree, but did mention that maybe on weekends we might be able to grab some beers together. He seemed receptive to the idea, and actually said he may need it after the new childcare situation. I'll try to keep the line open for further contact with him.

 

[aieaguy50]

Yeah, I was hoping to see where this was going, as I found out more about Charlie during our garage door chats. He played college basketball, was in the Army, but after washing out of SEAL training twice, went back to civilian life and married his childhood sweetheart. It was obvious he took care of his body, trimmed his pubes, but otherwise was smooth. Did I mention his small tit piercing and a mysterious symbol tattoo on his left cheek. He said he'd have to tell me about that one of these days.

Unfortunately yesterday he came out in a tank and cutoffs, and mentioned that with the stay home restrictions in effect, he was now going to have his niece with him on weekdays, while his brother and sister-in-law were working. Didn't think continuing our dressed down conversations would be appropriate, with her around. Had to agree, but did mention that maybe on weekends we might be able to grab some beers together. He seemed receptive to the idea, and actually said he may need it after the new childcare situation. I'll try to keep the line open for further contact with him.

Actually meant Charlie is a Navy vet, cause that tatt had something to do with his crossing the Equator, although I haven't got the story behind it yet. Would like to also get a closeup view of it too. Damn virus complications.

 

[auncut10in]

Instead of just opening the door and looking at you, I would probably join you!

Hey if you had been there, I would have had us both go in the shower and have you sucking on my cock when she opened the door. I mean it is not like she could complain, she is the one opening doors to guys shower. And it would be interesting to see what she would do.

 

[elklindoxxx]

In my parents house we had a finished basement with a guest room. My parents were gone and I there with two girls.

Lo and behold....guess who shows up at the most inopportune time? My older sister.

I have seared in my memory her uttering "OH SHIT"

 

[needtonut]

Yeah, I was hoping to see where this was going, as I found out more about Charlie during our garage door chats. He played college basketball, was in the Army, but after washing out of SEAL training twice, went back to civilian life and married his childhood sweetheart. It was obvious he took care of his body, trimmed his pubes, but otherwise was smooth. Did I mention his small tit piercing and a mysterious symbol tattoo on his left cheek. He said he'd have to tell me about that one of these days.

Unfortunately yesterday he came out in a tank and cutoffs, and mentioned that with the stay home restrictions in effect, he was now going to have his niece with him on weekdays, while his brother and sister-in-law were working. Didn't think continuing our dressed down conversations would be appropriate, with her around. Had to agree, but did mention that maybe on weekends we might be able to grab some beers together. He seemed receptive to the idea, and actually said he may need it after the new childcare situation. I'll try to keep the line open for further contact with him.

Will look forward to your updates.

 

[ericbear]

Reading one of the posts above reminded me of a time I had a short stay in a hotel near an airport in England (Manchester?). It was an odd room, very long and narrow, and didn't have a closet or much in the way of furnishings. But there was a set of shelves, more like a vertical stack of cubbies, right next to the door, where I had stashed my clothes. Near the cubbies there was a mini fridge with a seal on the door, which I presumed was the usual overpriced minibar. At any rate, on my departure morning, after showering I had called the desk, explained that I would be checking out shortly, so could they please reserve me a spot on the airport shuttle, charge it to the room, and prepare my bill.

Moments later, I am standing completely naked in front of the cubbies (as well as the door) as I select my clothes for the flight. I hear a key in the lock, immediately the door flies open, and the housekeeper charges in, right in front of my nakedness. She doesn't look in the slightest apologetic.

"Excuse me!" I say, as if somehow she didn't notice a large naked man standing in front of her.
"Sir, I need to check the minibar," she replies, as she enters further and attempts to approach it, despite my completely naked body in the way.
"I assure you I have not opened it!" I reply, as I shove her out the door and set the security lock.

I hope she enjoyed herself...

 

[chicocklarge]

I am one of these guys that rolls out of bed and the first thing I want is a hot shower. I was staying at a marina in Southern France for a couple of weeks. Marina's almost always have a shower block and restroom area for those using the berths. So the first morning, I go to the showers. It is packed with a haze of steam and half naked bodies wrapped in towels. The sinks are at the far end, and on both sides, as you enter are 3 showers, each with just a swinging wood door and no locks. When you enter the little shower, there was a dressing area before you step into the shower.

In France, well actually in most of Europe, it is not uncommon to have the person who cleans both the men's and women's restroom be a woman. What was surprising is the the cleaning woman was there, in the morning, when it was probably at it's busiest. I adapt easy to different cultures and don't think much about it. I step into the little dressing area and strip down. Just as I am taking off my boxer briefs, the door swings open and there is the cleaning lady staring directly at my head to toe naked body. She stared at my dick for way more than she needed to, mumbled something in French and slowly shut the door.

I am not that shy, so it didn't really freak me out. And since I am gay, it also didn't really turn me on. Just seemed like an innocent accident. Next morning, I get there about the same time. And there she is, cleaning at what was clearly a busy time. I head to an open shower and strip down. I reach to turn the water on, and for the second time, the door swings open, framed by our cleaning lady. All the sudden, the day before doesn't seem so much like some innocent encounter. I turn slightly to face her. She grins, mumbles something in French and shuts the door.

Our horny cleaning lady obviously chooses this time of day to clean the men's shower area because she likes checking out guys dicks. She opened my shower door every morning I was there. I guess at some point it doesn't really qualify as unexpected nudity.

Here is a shot of me in the shower.
View attachment 14716001

Wow...I would have mumbled in French as well! OO La La!

 

[needtonut]

Reading one of the posts above reminded me of a time I had a short stay in a hotel near an airport in England (Manchester?). It was an odd room, very long and narrow, and didn't have a closet or much in the way of furnishings. But there was a set of shelves, more like a vertical stack of cubbies, right next to the door, where I had stashed my clothes. Near the cubbies there was a mini fridge with a seal on the door, which I presumed was the usual overpriced minibar. At any rate, on my departure morning, after showering I had called the desk, explained that I would be checking out shortly, so could they please reserve me a spot on the airport shuttle, charge it to the room, and prepare my bill.

Moments later, I am standing completely naked in front of the cubbies (as well as the door) as I select my clothes for the flight. I hear a key in the lock, immediately the door flies open, and the housekeeper charges in, right in front of my nakedness. She doesn't look in the slightest apologetic.

"Excuse me!" I say, as if somehow she didn't notice a large naked man standing in front of her.
"Sir, I need to check the minibar," she replies, as she enters further and attempts to approach it, despite my completely naked body in the way.
"I assure you I have not opened it!" I reply, as I shove her out the door and set the security lock.

I hope she enjoyed herself...

I hope you're not the first naked man she has seen. Otherwise, she's going to be seriously disappointed when she sees the next penis.

 

[aieaguy50]

Will look forward to your updates.

So, on Sunday, I get a knocking on my front door. I was not expecting anybody, especially Easter Sunday, and was lounging naked in bed. I quickly pulled on a shorty robe covering only down to mid thigh, and peeked out the door. It was Charlie, dressed in well-worn OD nylon shorts and carrying a six-pack of beer. Said he was taking up my offer for drinks, since his wife was spending the day with her widowed mother for Easter. When I let him into the living room, I told him I needed to get something else on, but he laughed and said no need, if it was just him. Even with the robe flapping open, I figured if it didn't bother him, didn't bother me either.

I pulled out a bottle of Jack Daniels and suggested we do boilermakers, and he was game for it, saying it was a rough week with the niece around for the past week. He keep tugging up the shorts, and told me their were his favorite "Marine panties" from his Navy days, even though they were loose from the old elastic on the waist and liner after all these years. His balls spilled out the side when he sat on the couch, but he didn't seem to notice. I certainly was not doing any better, once I sat down too, with the open robe.

After about a half dozen slugs of beer, followed by shots of whiskey, I was feeling comfortable enough to ask about the tatt on his left cheek. Charlie related how on his first crossing of the equator as a "shellback" on a naval ship, buddies convinced him in a party to commemorate the the event with their personal ship's tattoo. He's not coy about it, since it's part of his experience on board. He dropped his shorts and let me take a pic, as long as it was G-rated. So I attached the tatt pic here.

Think totally exposing himself made him uncomfortable and a bit more aroused than earlier. He pulled up his shorts and mumbled about having to head home. Of course I led him to the door, and he bee-lined home. That was a headspinner for me, so I just headed to the john to take care of business at that point. Will keep you posted if we make contact again.

 

[Jake1973]

so I freeballing with just a long tank top

Just to clarify all you were wearing was the tank top, or you mean freeballing in shorts?

Thanks

 

[aieaguy50]

Just to clarify all you were wearing was the tank top, or you mean freeballing in shorts?

Thanks

Just my favorite raggedy tank - ultimate comfort wear.