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Either really short or really tall guys with small soft, hairy, uncut cocks. I got hard just typing that....
Mine seems genuinely unusual amongst guys who like guys, especially for something so run-of-the-mill, but men with long hair really make me hard. Especially skinny, alternative, guys. Long hair, some tattoos, a few piercings.
Also a handsome face with crooked teeth. Like purposely weaving a flaw into a rug so as not to offend the gods. Just makes me melt.
Also a handsome face with crooked teeth. Like purposely weaving a flaw into a rug so as not to offend the gods. Just makes me melt.
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Nerdy / geeky guys are a major turn on for me.. never understood why .. where a lot of guys .. and girls.. would steer clear of them I went to them and worked my way into getting in their pants..
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Yes…and it turns me on when they begin ranting about their hobbies
it’s so cute
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It is cute. Alsof the way they talk van be so exciting.Yes…and it turns me on when they begin ranting about their hobbies
And a lot of them are hung
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Yes a lot of the nerdy boys can be super hung
Omg, I do agree! Especially when they have that really dark hair with pale complexion.
Yes…and it turns me on when they begin ranting about their hobbies
One of my best friends is like this. A brain, a genius, a nerd, a geek. But cool about it; only occasionally rubs it in. We bonded over model airplanes. (How geeky can you get?) I just thought they were cool; he was up on all the technical stuff. I was the total athlete, tall, well-built, and hairy-chested, good at any sport; he, the total geek, average height, slim swimmer's build, knows everything. I saw him naked once in the showers. He was borderline super hung; I'm borderline super tiny, just a nub poking out from the pubes. He's only occasionally rubbed it in.
For some reason this secretly turned me on. I thought he was super cool, in a hot sorta way. Kinda like really short guys with big dicks. He and his wife (my tutor in college, whom I had a total crush on), and my wife and I are a frequent foursome for dinner and the movies. My wife's a 10; his is a solid 8 or 9.
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For some reason, I attract, and am attracted to, smart men and women. Most of the women in my life are smarter than me (which isn't difficult!). I lived with a girl for two years who had a thousand IQ. I nicknamed her Marilyn, not for her looks (she was actually fairly boyish looking), but after Marilyn von Savant, the former columnist ("Ask Marilyn" in Parade magazine) who has the highest recorded IQ in the Guiness Book of Records. My Marilyn was obviously not that smart. She fell for a guy with the smallest recorded penis in the Guiness Book of Records.
Kinda funny how you can look up to short guys with big dicks, and they can look down on you. LOL
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Why didn't your "girl for two years who had a thousand IQ" not challenge the Guinness Book of Records for Marilyn Vos Savant's title? After all, Ms. Vos Savant had an IQ of only 228 which pales in comparison to your friend's "a thousand IQ!" In a touch of amusing irony regarding your comment that "most of the women in your life are smarter" than you, "Guinness" is spelled with two "N's" and not one as in your post, and the IQ queen's surname is "Vos Savant" and not "von Savant" as in your post. Now, don't be attracted to me as one of the "smart" men in your life. It is not high IQ that drives one to the intellectual curiosity of looking up the correct spelling of "Guinness" and "Vos Savant" or knowing that "a thousand IQ" is ludicrous. It is a simple regard for others to communicate clearly to them, the ease of using the Internet, and pride in my sense of self such that I don't make myself look dumb that causes me to try to get these things right. Word to the wise.
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Police please I just witnessed a murder
Re: the single "n" in Guinness and the "Von" not "Vos" before Savant: What can I say? I'm a dumb jock! Certified. Plus, auto-correct and spell check are sometimes even dumber than me (or "I", if you wanna be grammatically pedantic). So much for AI.
Yes, it is not a high IQ that lets one know that a "thousand IQ"is a humorous expression. You may be forgiven not recognizing that before it's become a cliché. (Of course, it's equally plausible I'm not that funny!) I frequently get blank stares from cashiers when I facetiously object to the "swiping" of my credit card.
And how can a "word to the wise" be directed towards a certified dumb jock? That would be a form of oxymoron, wouldn't it? Or maybe just a type of moron.
A word to the very wise: I never never say I'm smart. (Or, as the Captain of the HMS Pinafore cautioned after being challenged by his crew, "What, never?" . . . "Hardly ever!") In fact, I go out of my way to acknowledge I'm not. I've found lotsa people really really enjoy being smarter than others.* That's one of my many charms.**
May explain why I have so many friends IRL, including members of the terribly smart set. Everyone knows I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer***. This is not a case of false modesty (see third asterisk); I'm still at sea when it comes to math. I still think standard deviation is a form of perversion.
I've always tried to adhere to my father's injunction, "You'll never make a friend by proving him wrong. Never paint him into a corner; leave him a way out." Having good friends is far more important to me than being a smart ass or a big prick.
* Along with being better hung.
** Along with modesty. On "The Visualiser" (now defunct) I was even verifiably certified as "Modest", or at least my penis was. It's always been very modest.
*** Humiliatingly confirmed by my once describing myself as "not the sharpest fork in the drawer."
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