What Aren’t You Wearing Right Now?

[Sweetlysad]

I am not wearing a ballet tutu!

 

[Rallick]

I'm not wearing a tuxedo!

 

[Sweetlysad]

I am not wear a corset

 

[Rallick]

That's a shame, you'd look hot in one. Though generally you look hot anyway.

I'm not wearing snakeskin trousers.

 

[Sweetlysad]

I am not wearing a cowboy hat

 

[Rallick]

Again, you'd look great in a cowboy hat - and nothing else. In fact, that's how I'm going to see you in my head for the rest of the day!

I'm not wearing a pirate's eyepatch, without accompanying monkey.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

This (though I probably should be):

 

[JDE62280]

I am not wearing shoes

 

[Sweetlysad]

I am not wearing a Halloween mask

 

[halcyondays]

I am not wearing my heart on my sleeve.

 

[amboy]

Clothes

 

[Cooper72]

A kilt

 

[chicagosam]

I am not wearing myself out.

 

[Throb]

A mask

 

[5628171]

A halo at the moment. It's at the dry cleaners.

 

[Rallick]

I had a halo once. Sadly, it was crooked, so I had to get rid of it.

I'm not wearing a feather boa right now.

 

[5628171]

I had a feather boa once. Sadly, the feathers..... OMG, it was a carnage. The feathers....... smh (God rest their soul) ended up in the dust bin .
NB *no feathers were hurt in the scuffle* ..... ok maybe a little bit.

I'm not wearing a burlap sack

 

[Rallick]

I had a burlap sack once. It never fit right.

I'm not wearing a loincloth.

 

[TimesUp]

Towel.. shower time

 

[JDE62280]

I'm not wearing pants