What hung men don’t know about smaller men

[Ace1175]

I'm familiar with that I have accidentally peed my pants when I didn't hold it down

 

[Richard Licks]

Ok, so there are a lot of thing about being hung that smaller endowed men can only imagine. It’s had to project into what it feels like to flop like an elephants trunk or have a woman moan you’re too deep.

but I’ll bet there are a lot of things about being a smaller endowed man that hung guys wouldn’t even imagine.

for example, mowing the yard. It’s a tried and true male ritual of upper body strength: pushing that mower, leg stamina: pushing that metal projection of natural mastery, and mental sharpness: making those alternating lines perfect.

and it’s filled with memories: mowing shirtless and suddenly realizing the milf across the street is watching you.

but for smaller endowed men, there is a hidden side effect to all that pushing and pulling and rhythmic patterns: the shrinkage.

at a weekend moment of semi public male ritual, feeling your soft acorn nestle up to your nest… all the working muscle claiming more and more blood flow, feeling your usually “respectable” 3 inch softie button up to a 1 inch head as if you just jumped into the coldest of pools.

but there you are, hands on your machine. Got to get the job done. So you hope the muscles rippling under your shirt or the admiration of your fine work is the focus of anyone passing by… not the face that your loose gym shorts make you look like a chipmunk’s taken cover in your briefs.

anyway, I’m mowing the yard now. And that is in fact my current state. Which brought it to kind this bright cool Saturday.

makes me wonder if there are other common every day rituals that we smaller than average men experience… but to which hung men are totally unaware….

What?

 

[Richard Licks]

This is my issue too. When sitting on the toilet, my cock is the perfect angle to pee right through the space between the bowl and the seat. So i definitely have to push it downward.

Yes a lot of us have the same problem.

 

[Ace1175]

What?

Wow I never really thought about it much I always figured hung guys that the ladies enjoy your cock more then mine

 

[AlecDean]

I agree with most everything posted here. Although I wasn’t aware of the turtling phenomenon until a late night bro conversation at my frat, they asked me if there were downsides from me to being on the larger side, I shared the public toilet maneuvering, the TSA additional pat down screenings, and having a potential sex partner that you’ve been working on all night take a quick feel down there and declare “Nope, I’m out” and leave you frustrated. And never being able to wildly and excitedly stick it in and pound away because you always need to go slowly and usually find lube they’re never wet enough for an easy entry. Oh, and not to mention the continuous need to publicly reach in and adjust (unwind, uncoil, untwist) because it never just stays put and gets uncomfortable. Oh the looks we get from people.

 

[Nigel Atkinson]

What constitutes being hung ?

 

[Ace1175]

I agree with most everything posted here. Although I wasn’t aware of the turtling phenomenon until a late night bro conversation at my frat, they asked me if there were downsides from me to being on the larger side, I shared the public toilet maneuvering, the TSA additional pat down screenings, and having a potential sex partner that you’ve been working on all night take a quick feel down there and declare “Nope, I’m out” and leave you frustrated. And never being able to wildly and excitedly stick it in and pound away because you always need to go slowly and usually find lube they’re never wet enough for an easy entry. Oh, and not to mention the continuous need to publicly reach in and adjust (unwind, uncoil, untwist) because it never just stays put and gets uncomfortable. Oh the looks we get from people.

Wow I thought all women enjoyed hung guys and I never knew you guys have to keep moving it around so much

 

[KeptFromManhood]

As much as most guys probably hate it, "acorning up" is normal. When any physical activity is being performed by the body in which extra blood distribution is required, the penis will naturally retract. I have noticed it many times when physically exerting myself. tTe oddest.. taking a dump. It happens every time. Also, when nervous or scared, every time. When extremely cold, every time. Then sometimes when relaxed and normal, it will hang 3-4 inches soft.

I am in a perpetual state of acorn. My dick is "acorned" 99 percent of the time now. Unless I'm hard (which ain't much) its acorned. Only 3.5" hard here.

 

[Ace1175]

Welcome to the club mine looks like fury turtle

 

[bravesoldier]

I am in a perpetual state of acorn. My dick is "acorned" 99 percent of the time now. Unless I'm hard (which ain't much) its acorned. Only 3.5" hard here.

I never had turtling issues until I got older and when it happened on a regular basis, I couldn't stand it. I read on here Cialis is just as effective for this problem because it too is nothing but a decrease in blood flow to the lower extremity as men age. Cialis has worked great for me with this problem.

 

[bravesoldier]

I agree with most everything posted here. Although I wasn’t aware of the turtling phenomenon until a late night bro conversation at my frat, they asked me if there were downsides from me to being on the larger side, I shared the public toilet maneuvering, the TSA additional pat down screenings, and having a potential sex partner that you’ve been working on all night take a quick feel down there and declare “Nope, I’m out” and leave you frustrated. And never being able to wildly and excitedly stick it in and pound away because you always need to go slowly and usually find lube they’re never wet enough for an easy entry. Oh, and not to mention the continuous need to publicly reach in and adjust (unwind, uncoil, untwist) because it never just stays put and gets uncomfortable. Oh the looks we get from people.

I constantly adjust, move and so on to mine all the time and it's not a large soft. It's just a penis and I believe all men have to adjust and often. My Dad constantly adjusted most of his life as well as other men I would see. Actually I think it is hot when a man has to pull at his dick constantly. It leaves a ton to the imagination. As for the really big guys adjusting and rearranging.. what a good, manly problem to have.

 

[Mister_Ed10]

The worst of it for me is having people refuse to have sex with me after they see me hard

 

[LilJock]

My friend hangs small and says the similar issue, too, as you have. His shrinks into his body. He says it's turtleing. He says the tip of his penis gets irritated rubbing against his clothes while in its turtled state.

My wife and I really enjoy biking. We often go on runs with friends. One thing always pisses me off though: soft, my dick's typically almost totally buried in my pubic hair and frequently "turtles", especially during prolonged physical exertion. The head can really get irritated when pedaling and it rubs against the fabric of my pants. Sometimes feels like it's gonna scab over.

and it’s filled with memories: mowing shirtless and suddenly realizing the milf across the street is watching you. . . but for smaller endowed men, there is a hidden side effect to all that pushing and pulling and rhythmic patterns: the shrinkage. . . feeling your soft acorn nestle up to your nest… all the working muscle claiming more and more blood flow, feeling your usually “respectable” 3 inch softie button up to a 1 inch head as if you just jumped into the coldest of pools. . . your loose gym shorts make you look like a chipmunk’s taken cover in your briefs.

Know the feeling well. Mowing the lawn's a pleasant weekend ritual. Stripped down to just a pair of loose shorts and gym shoes, a chance to show off my physique, hairy chest and muscular thighs. As the sun beats down, my shorts begin to sweat up and cling to my groin and butt, clearly displaying my noticeably big balls. Sometimes my little nub shows; other times, turtling, just the balls. Brings back wrestling days and my singlet.

Interesting you said "like a chipmunk's taken over your briefs", considering I'm. . .

 

[Longwood8]

My wife and I really enjoy biking. We often go on runs with friends. One thing always pisses me off though: soft, my dick's typically almost totally buried in my pubic hair and frequently "turtles", especially during prolonged physical exertion. The head can really get irritated when pedaling and it rubs against the fabric of my pants. Sometimes feels like it's gonna scab over.


Know the feeling well. Mowing the lawn's a pleasant weekend ritual. Stripped down to just a pair of loose shorts and gym shoes, a chance to show off my physique, hairy chest and muscular thighs. As the sun beats down, my shorts begin to sweat up and cling to my groin and butt, clearly displaying my noticeably big balls. Sometimes my little nub shows; other times, turtling, just the balls. Brings back wrestling days and my singlet.

Interesting you said "like a chipmunk's taken over your briefs", considering I'm. . .

Maybe try lotion or a butter type lotion to protect the skin from rubbing as you ride. Or different cycling shorts. I feel others would have the same issue. Maybe try searching for a thread about it, or post a thread on it. Hope the problem gets resolved.

 

[Jon1971]

Since my balls are often tight, it holds my soft cock out, and I always have to hold it back so it doesn't hit the bowl. I don't care how clean a restroom looks, I don't want my cock to physically touch the toilet.