What hung men don’t know about smaller men

[Jjdov27_2]

Ok, so there are a lot of thing about being hung that smaller endowed men can only imagine. It’s had to project into what it feels like to flop like an elephants trunk or have a woman moan you’re too deep.

but I’ll bet there are a lot of things about being a smaller endowed man that hung guys wouldn’t even imagine.

for example, mowing the yard. It’s a tried and true male ritual of upper body strength: pushing that mower, leg stamina: pushing that metal projection of natural mastery, and mental sharpness: making those alternating lines perfect.

and it’s filled with memories: mowing shirtless and suddenly realizing the milf across the street is watching you.

but for smaller endowed men, there is a hidden side effect to all that pushing and pulling and rhythmic patterns: the shrinkage.

at a weekend moment of semi public male ritual, feeling your soft acorn nestle up to your nest… all the working muscle claiming more and more blood flow, feeling your usually “respectable” 3 inch softie button up to a 1 inch head as if you just jumped into the coldest of pools.

but there you are, hands on your machine. Got to get the job done. So you hope the muscles rippling under your shirt or the admiration of your fine work is the focus of anyone passing by… not the face that your loose gym shorts make you look like a chipmunk’s taken cover in your briefs.

anyway, I’m mowing the yard now. And that is in fact my current state. Which brought it to kind this bright cool Saturday.

makes me wonder if there are other common every day rituals that we smaller than average men experience… but to which hung men are totally unaware….

 

[Longwood8]

In a family relaxed about nudity, I would see what you are describing happen to my dad. When soft it does look like a button, no shaft visible. But with any exertion, his would look like it shrunk into his body, just the tip of his head out. He would comment how that didn't really happen to me. Mine doesn't shrink unless doing really hard exertion and shrinks about an inch or so to 5", otherwise it stays the same.

My friend hangs small and says the similar issue, too, as you have. His shrinks into his body. He says it's turtleing. He says the tip of his penis gets irritated rubbing against his clothes while in its turtled state. I never heard that term before he used it, like a turtle hiding into its shell. He kind of jokes about it and shows it for laughs. His is 6" hard, so he is happy with what he has for his hard size.

 

[bravesoldier]

As much as most guys probably hate it, "acorning up" is normal. When any physical activity is being performed by the body in which extra blood distribution is required, the penis will naturally retract. I have noticed it many times when physically exerting myself. tTe oddest.. taking a dump. It happens every time. Also, when nervous or scared, every time. When extremely cold, every time. Then sometimes when relaxed and normal, it will hang 3-4 inches soft.

 

[aliuel]

For me, it’s the going to the restroom and always having to press & hold the head downward into the bowl. Possibly this happens to everyone… but sometimes I’ve ended up pissing on my balls somehow. Which is an awkward feeling. I always think to myself “Am I…literally peeing on myself right now, while sitting down on the toilet!”. Lol

Yep. If you have an average flaccid size you are naturally pointing in the direction you need to pee. For those of us with very small soft penises that point straight out, urinating without going all over yourself or the toilet seat requires a helping hand.

 

[deleted21656081]

For me, it’s the going to the restroom and always having to press & hold the head downward into the bowl. Possibly this happens to everyone… but sometimes I’ve ended up pissing on my balls somehow. Which is an awkward feeling. I always think to myself “Am I…literally peeing on myself right now, while sitting down on the toilet!”. Lol

This is my issue too. When sitting on the toilet, my cock is the perfect angle to pee right through the space between the bowl and the seat. So i definitely have to push it downward.

 

[hung27]

Not worrying about your dick touching the inside of a public toilet bowl and also not suffering paranoia that your gonna be locked up for being a perv if for whatever reason you get a boner in public.

 

[Jjdov27_2]

I have a theory on the whole “black men bigger than white men in the locker room” stereotype that goes along with this “retract for protection” idea.

basically, if you assume that black dudes have in general larger soft docks than white dudes on average—even if there is no statistical difference in erect size, than the theory would be that white Europeans lived in the cold winter climate, where having a very elastic penis (very small soft, while growing when erect to a good penetrating size)would have been a great survival tool. Retracting close to the body kept it warm and protected from the cold. While the hot dry environment of Africa in general didn’t make this adaptation necessary. Rather, the “display” aspect of the soft penis—being able to see from a distance that another person was obviously male—would have been the more successful adaptation.

in modern times, neither adaption is particularly necessary. Most people love their lives in relative climate control. And most people interact and jockey for mates fully clothed. But the relative adaptations remain, now with a new social meaning.

of course, this theory is unproven. It’s not even certain whether there is a true scientific differences between these two groups, rather than a perceived difference do to self selection of nudity or confirmation bias. But, as a theory to a conjecture, it makes sense to me

 

[blkcocktail]

For me, it’s the going to the restroom and always having to press & hold the head downward into the bowl. Possibly this happens to everyone… but sometimes I’ve ended up pissing on my balls somehow. Which is an awkward feeling. I always think to myself “Am I…literally peeing on myself right now, while sitting down on the toilet!”. Lol

 

[LilJock]

My friend hangs small and says the similar issue, too, as you have. His shrinks into his body. He says it's turtleing. He says the tip of his penis gets irritated rubbing against his clothes while in its turtled state.

My wife and I really enjoy biking. We often go on runs with friends. One thing always pisses me off though: soft, my dick's typically almost totally buried in my pubic hair and frequently "turtles", especially during prolonged physical exertion. The head can really get irritated when pedaling and it rubs against the fabric of my pants. Sometimes feels like it's gonna scab over.

and it’s filled with memories: mowing shirtless and suddenly realizing the milf across the street is watching you. . . but for smaller endowed men, there is a hidden side effect to all that pushing and pulling and rhythmic patterns: the shrinkage. . . feeling your soft acorn nestle up to your nest… all the working muscle claiming more and more blood flow, feeling your usually “respectable” 3 inch softie button up to a 1 inch head as if you just jumped into the coldest of pools. . . your loose gym shorts make you look like a chipmunk’s taken cover in your briefs.

Know the feeling well. Mowing the lawn's a pleasant weekend ritual. Stripped down to just a pair of loose shorts and gym shoes, a chance to show off my physique, hairy chest and muscular thighs. As the sun beats down, my shorts begin to sweat up and cling to my groin and butt, clearly displaying my noticeably big balls. Sometimes my little nub shows; other times, turtling, just the balls. Brings back wrestling days and my singlet.

Interesting you said "like a chipmunk's taken over your briefs", considering I'm. . .

 

[030699]

I would just say there are those of us that would be considered "horse hung" that also don't necessarily present when soft. "Growers" not "Showers". PE can help get around this issue - yep - even hung guys do PE - but that's something to remember in this conversation. My balls present more than my penis when flaccid

 

[Kanashi]

Not worrying about your dick touching the inside of a public toilet bowl and also not suffering paranoia that your gonna be locked up for being a perv if for whatever reason you get a boner in public.

The public toilet thing is real. I do not "acorn up" (as a previous poster mentioned). Try holding your dick when you're sitting on the toilet; it's not very easy!

 

[Kanashi]

For me, it’s the going to the restroom and always having to press & hold the head downward into the bowl. Possibly this happens to everyone… but sometimes I’ve ended up pissing on my balls somehow. Which is an awkward feeling. I always think to myself “Am I…literally peeing on myself right now, while sitting down on the toilet!”. Lol

lol that's happened to me before, too!

 

[chrisrobin]

I'd rather get fucked by a smaller rock-hard cock that maintains an erection for foreplay to orgasm that a big horse cock that goes limp in the middle. What the hung guys don't have is the stamina the smaller-cocked fuckers have and the thrill it gives to a willing bottom.

 

[Mister_Ed10]

The worst of it for me is having people refuse to have sex with me after they see me hard

 

[Evenflow618]

A big dick isn’t what it’s all cracked to be. Yes women might like to grab it and try to fit it in, but you are limited in fucking if their vagina is smaller. I only had enjoyable sex with a big vagina. Most women like 6.5 inches length and 5.25 to 5.5 inches girth. Most dildos in solo porn are usually that size girth wise and only about 5 to 6 inches length is used. Plus, I am tired of all the exaggeration. We can’t even find a legit 10 incher

 

[Jon1971]

Since my balls are often tight, it holds my soft cock out, and I always have to hold it back so it doesn't hit the bowl. I don't care how clean a restroom looks, I don't want my cock to physically touch the toilet.

 

[Jjdov27_2]

As much as most guys probably hate it, "acorning up" is normal. When any physical activity is being performed by the body in which extra blood distribution is required, the penis will naturally retract. I have noticed it many times when physically exerting myself. tTe oddest.. taking a dump. It happens every time. Also, when nervous or scared, every time. When extremely cold, every time. Then sometimes when relaxed and normal, it will hang 3-4 inches soft.

This is totally true. Working out, heavy physical labor, and (as you said) needing to go to the bathroom.

In an evolutionary sense, there is some logic here. If you are in a situation where the body is exhorting itself, the penis retracts to keep itself out of harm’s way.

but when relaxed and resting, it hangs to “present” itself to any possible mates.

it’s amazing to think of how all these physical characteristics worked in pre/history times, before clothes and piles and piles of social structures made them unnecessary.

I would say tho, as a man who’s soft endowment ranges from 3” at best, to 2.5” on average, and shrinking to 1” (acorn) in extremis, I always assumed that hung men, who hang 4” or more when soft, wouldn’t shrink THAT much… that my acroning to 1” was because of my overall smaller soft size. Can a 4.5” soft man really acorn down to 1”?

 

[Adrian69702006]

I find one of the advantages of being on the smaller side is that I can comfortably wear any type of underwear I want and there's even space for a Tena diaper if I'm travelling and/or likely to be without loo access for some time.

 

[AlecDean]

I agree with most everything posted here. Although I wasn’t aware of the turtling phenomenon until a late night bro conversation at my frat, they asked me if there were downsides from me to being on the larger side, I shared the public toilet maneuvering, the TSA additional pat down screenings, and having a potential sex partner that you’ve been working on all night take a quick feel down there and declare “Nope, I’m out” and leave you frustrated. And never being able to wildly and excitedly stick it in and pound away because you always need to go slowly and usually find lube they’re never wet enough for an easy entry. Oh, and not to mention the continuous need to publicly reach in and adjust (unwind, uncoil, untwist) because it never just stays put and gets uncomfortable. Oh the looks we get from people.

 

[bravesoldier]

I am in a perpetual state of acorn. My dick is "acorned" 99 percent of the time now. Unless I'm hard (which ain't much) its acorned. Only 3.5" hard here.

I never had turtling issues until I got older and when it happened on a regular basis, I couldn't stand it. I read on here Cialis is just as effective for this problem because it too is nothing but a decrease in blood flow to the lower extremity as men age. Cialis has worked great for me with this problem.