What if you caught your roommate stroking?

What would you do?


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Would you be in bed with your roommate? If so… they’re already on a level that they think getting caught is possible. That fact is likely why they’re doing it.

If we are in the same room… I’m watching silently. But watching to see if maybe they know I’m watching.

If they seem like they know. I’m going to start talking to them and motivating them. Maybe even pull mine out. The entire time hoping they’ll let me help them.
I agree with you there .. I have had guys join me when they saw me jerking off. And vice versa

And I will say this.. just because a guy jerks off in front of you and/or with you with him doesn’t make him gay or gay curious.. he is just secure in his sexuality to join in instead of saying “ oh man put that thing away and do it when I’m not around””
 
I get it but this is hardly a scientific poll. On top of that, anyone on lpsg already is biased in that way for the most part.

Besides, the comments allow for the explanation of "other" choices.
I agree. Our difference is that you accept that bias and and I think it mock-worthy.
 
I e told people about “ statistics” about stuff .. they are done by people asked questions and some are done by tests ( like a disease or whatever)


They aren’t 100 percent accurate as there are people that lie about things because they don’t want people to know the truth about them..



You can believe in statistics but I am sure I dont


And I wonder if do a statistic study on people who don’t believe in them.. hehe
 
I walked in on a roommate once when he didn't expect me to come home, and I was really cool about it. Pretended I didn't notice or see anything. I am positive he believed me too.

He wasn't my favorite person at the time and I didn't want the drama. He was a good looking guy, but I am pretty sure he wouldn't have been into sharing jerky time with me.
 
I’ve caught one friend jerking off that hated to be seen naked.. not even his ass ..

So when I caught him jerking off one day as I walked through the house .. he freaked out .. .. and he actually didn’t think it was right that I saw his hard dick and he didn’t see mine.. I told him catch me jerking off sometime and I’ll let you look..

He was really “ backwards” I guess you can say.. very confident in a way but kept to himself .. here he was 22 years old.. I was 24 .. and basicly still a virgin.. all his cock had ever known was his hand …. It was then I decided to let him see my dick which like his .. was rock hard ..

I reached my hand out and took his cock in my hand stroked it few times .. and he looks at me.. confused look for sure.. he looked at mine and I told him go ahead ..

He didn’t right away.. he asked me if I was gay though. .. and I told him everyone knows I am.. he said he heard I was but didn’t know if it’s true ..


His cock was really freaking nice.. he was around 6 inches cut but really thick .. his balls were so hairy you couldn’t see them.. and seeing his ass was just as hairy . He says…” I know too much hair actually.. I said.. his ass was perfect as I loved a hairy ass .. he smiled and laughs and was like really..


It was then I asked the big question.. what was he thinking about when his cock got hard band he started jerking off .. only thing he said was someone sucking it..

I asked him if it was a woman or guy he wished was sucking it… he didn’t say a word but I told him I knew a couple girls that enjoy sucking dick. .. and he asked if I did .. I said of course.. that and few other things ..

We stood there holding each others cocks.. for a few.. then I told him if wanted me to do it.. lay back down in the bed ..

He asked … are you sure ?

I told him that to be honest I’ve kind of jerked off to him and imagining what he had and what his ass looked like naked .. ..

.. won’t continue unless want me to finish..


But Gerri g caught jerking off I say we all either caught someone jerking off or been caught or both.. but we all need to learn the facts .. it’s normal to masturbate .. even women
 
This is one of the reasons why I never had a roommate.

It's perverted (and probably against the law) to go and jerk off pretty much in front of an unsuspecting person.

I was the only one who voted to take it somewhere else...LOL.
 
This is one of the reasons why I never had a roommate.

It's perverted (and probably against the law) to go and jerk off pretty much in front of an unsuspecting person.

I was the only one who voted to take it somewhere else...LOL.
Indecent exposure can be charged within a home, but intent will always come into play with legal things. The burden of proof is on the law to prove that one intended to seen.
 
This is one of the reasons why I never had a roommate.

It's perverted (and probably against the law) to go and jerk off pretty much in front of an unsuspecting person.

I was the only one who voted to take it somewhere else...LOL.
I think "caught" is the key word in the original post. Kinda implies walking in on it unintentionally.
 
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This is one of the reasons why I never had a roommate.

It's perverted (and probably against the law) to go and jerk off pretty much in front of an unsuspecting person.

I was the only one who voted to take it somewhere else...LOL.
It’s not perverted and definitely not against the law if you are in your place/on your property… now if sharing rent and all sure it’s both your places to live and respect each others boundaries .. but like in my case it’s my house all they had to do was pay their part on the bills.. no rent .. so it remains my place .. so I can jerk off in any room in this house I want
And that is 14 rooms// 16 if count the empty rooms
 
I did not vote. The option I'd choose isn't there.

Not having roommates since college, I can only tell you what I'd do if it happened to me then.... To be fair, me and my roomies were pretty open with discussing this stuff. We all had our own bedrooms. We all know we beat off.

1. If I HEARD my roommate beating off behind closed doors, I'd playfully give him shit.
2. If I SAW my roommate beating off in the living room, I'd seriously give him shit for being disrespectful to the house, and tell him to take it to his room or to the shower.
 
That’s the thing about renting a room with others.. they all pay same rent bills and stuff .. so there isn’t one person in charge of the place so can’t tell them what to do..

Around my place over the years … room mates I had would pretty much take it to their room… but if I walked in on one jerking off on couch . In kitchen.. or even in my room.. I just walked away let them finish.. it may been my place but soon arms they began paying rent and bills and buying g food.. then my word was no longer the law around the place
 
I did not vote. The option I'd choose isn't there.
I wasn't going to vote, but picked the one to tell them to take it somewhere else.
Not having roommates since college, I can only tell you what I'd do if it happened to me then..
2. If I SAW my roommate beating off in the living room, I'd seriously give him shit for being disrespectful to the house, and tell him to take it to his room or to the shower.
This!

I've had roommates but we each had our own rooms. In the rare situations where I was actually sharing a room with another guy or guys, nobody ever jacked off when anyone else was there as far as I could tell.

If I had a female roommate who was jilling off then I would start in this order depending on her response:
  1. Openly watch and make encouraging comments
  2. Pull out your cock and start stroking openly too
  3. Walk over and offer to help.
  4. Lay there silently and watch.
  5. Roll away from them and let them finish.
 
I don’t know.. I just look at things kind of different..

When I rent rooms out in my place.. I do go creating a bunch of rules.. you can’t do this can’t do that..

All I say is no destroying anything in the place no fighting..


And if you do something in the place and no one else said anything then don’t bitch if they do same thing

I’ve not just caught guys jerking off .. but either sucking each other fucking .. guy on girl.. .. if walk in on them.. just keep walking.

That also made it set in stone that if get caught don’t bitch about them interfering with what doing.. if it’s going to bother you that bad take to your bedroom ..


Walking naked wasn’t frown on either. I did it some.. and then they joined me.. walking outside was fun to do as well .. sitting on porch naked not worried about neighbors..


So I’ve seen a lot of guys jerking off and then doing other things as well
 
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yes, in the Army, shared a room with a guy. Had bunk beds, he was on top bunk. Was sleeping one night when the bed was shaking a bit. Got up, looked at him, laying naked with a really nice hard on and stroking. He didn't stop when he saw me. Got closer and he swung his legs over the edge with his dick right in my face. I took him in my mouth until he shot his load in it
 
Lots of highly unrealistic scenarios here lmao
I‘d just pretend to be sleeping and let him finish, honestly not want to scare the poor lad to death
 
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Probably just ignore them unless it's in a shared space, so I would tell them to move it elsewhere.

Only way I would act on it would be if both were into each other and the sexual tension escalated to the point doing anything was necessary.
 
That’s the thing about renting a room with others.. they all pay same rent bills and stuff .. so there isn’t one person in charge of the place so can’t tell them what to do..

Around my place over the years … room mates I had would pretty much take it to their room… but if I walked in on one jerking off on couch . In kitchen.. or even in my room.. I just walked away let them finish.. it may been my place but soon arms they began paying rent and bills and buying g food.. then my word was no longer the law around the place
So by this reasoning, if my roommate was whacking off in the Living Room on the couch, and I walked into the place from the street with guests, I should just ignore it and let him finish?