What is your weirdest fetish

Extremes in regards to masculinity. (Muscle. Super heavyweight bodybuilders. Extremely hairy men. Huge dicks, thick,long,both. Big low-hanging bull balls. Thick eyebrows. Square jaw) Even to the point of absurdity and impossibility. I quite like morphs and art of hyper masculinity or hyper muscle. AI art is crazy for that. I genuinely worry for the youth cause if I had all this growing up... I dunno... I think I would have a masturbation problem.
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Because it causes (potentially serious) harm, even with consent. The human mouth, as an omnivore, is an absolute cesspit, and human bites are worse than most non-venomous animal bites I am aware of.

(Somewhat offtopic: As a life scientist, I must admit that most people haven’t got a clue what is, and isn’t hygienic. The, by far, ‘dirtiest’ parts of a human are their mouth and hands.)
ahhh... makes sense. I thought paraphilia was like kink obsession.
 
I actually have one to mention as well, although it’s my best friend’s/boyfriend’s fetish, and in all honesty, I am not entirely certain it qualifies as a fetish.

He has a ‘thing’ for fit, healthy, good-looking men (ie, guys like himself) going barefoot, BUT
1) only in a context where it is less common. So bare feet on the beach or at the pool doesn’t trigger him. Think at the gym, local convenience store, Australia was heaven for him 😆
2) although you have to be able to tell they’ve been barefoot for a while, he detests *dirty* feet. Just slightly dusty/grimy soles

And here comes the twist: for him, it’s about the entire image, NOT the feet per se. He doesn’t wank off to feet, doesn’t like close-ups of ‘disembodied’ feet, and feet also don’t play any special part during sex. So no dirty-foot licking 🤢

So I guess it’s not a *foot*fetish. Having said that, it’s a fail-safe way to get a good shagging. We go barefoot at the gym anyway, and there are these black floor boards by the weights. I normally don’t use them but if I want to make sure we’ll have a nice romp afterwards, I make sure to dally around a bit 😆
I am absolutely into this
 
I am absolutely into this
But do you consider it a foot fetish? Something else? I once sent him a pic of my foot after a long barefoot walk, but that’s obviously not his trigger: it has to be the entire ‘package’, so the feet in conjunction/context with the rest
It’s something you also almost never see in porn (although a mate of ours who’s a photographer told me he often let guys walk around for a bit - barefoot - before shooting them)
 
Extremes in regards to masculinity. (Muscle. Super heavyweight bodybuilders. Extremely hairy men. Huge dicks, thick,long,both. Big low-hanging bull balls. Thick eyebrows. Square jaw) Even to the point of absurdity and impossibility. I quite like morphs and art of hyper masculinity or hyper muscle. AI art is crazy for that. I genuinely worry for the youth cause if I had all this growing up... I dunno... I think I would have a masturbation problem.
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You sound like my ex Mat. Lol
But do you consider it a foot fetish? Something else? I once sent him a pic of my foot after a long barefoot walk, but that’s obviously not his trigger: it has to be the entire ‘package’, so the feet in conjunction/context with the rest
It’s something you also almost never see in porn (although a mate of ours who’s a photographer told me he often let guys walk around for a bit - barefoot - before shooting them)
yea it’s part of my foot fetish. It is not the only thing that triggers me when it comes to feet but it is one of them

And no usually pictures won’t do it
 
So here are my weird kinks.

1. Guys with huge dicks that are too small for the condom and rip it open to get free.

2. Guy who holds me down with his foot and cums or pees on me as I struggle to get free. Humiliation in a sense.

3. Really hung guys who get hard and can split underwear.

4. Hung guys who say they wish they were even bigger as they stroke their cocks.

5. Really tall and skinny guys with big hands.
 
So here are my weird kinks.

1. Guys with huge dicks that are too small for the condom and rip it open to get free.

2. Guy who holds me down with his foot and cums or pees on me as I struggle to get free. Humiliation in a sense.

3. Really hung guys who get hard and can split underwear.

4. Hung guys who say they wish they were even bigger as they stroke their cocks.

5. Really tall and skinny guys with big hands.

so.... big dicks...

IMO on THIS forum (lpsg after all) I'd say we are all a bunch of size queens lmao
 
guess my fetish - which hasn't been fulfilled yet,
is to be the edger in 'slow teasing handjob'
milk the guys and not allow them to cum, until they tremble, swear and cry (because it feels too good), then beg for approval to shoot their load
 
guess my fetish - which hasn't been fulfilled yet,
is to be the edger in 'slow teasing handjob'
milk the guys and not allow them to cum, until they tremble, swear and cry (because it feels too good), then beg for approval to shoot their load
I don’t think it qualifies as a fetish, more a preference, but it’s definitely fun to do!
 
I'm totally proud of being called a cock sucker. My wife found out and called me a cock sucker. Best day of my life.