What Was Your Worst Date?

[Scarletbegonia]

I had a “fun” dinner with a guy who kept saying he was wearing a thong for me.
On a meet n greet. Clueless much?

 

[EllieP]

I had a “fun” dinner with a guy who kept saying he was wearing a thong for me.
On a meet n greet. Clueless much?

Oh, I would have made him stand up in the restaurant and showed it to me.

"No, right now. Right here! Come over here and stand by me. Show me. Oh yeah, baby! Check, please."

This probably ranks close to the top for bad dates with me: Bad Dates | LPSG

 

[ChanelleNo5]

The "negging". Oh I love some good negging.

"You're bigger than the girls I usually Date but [you're pretty][seem cool][I love big boobs][thin girls always cheat]."

Fucking BARF. I refuse to let a guy drive the first time we meet now so I can promptly leave him at the table with food coming if he tries to pull this disgusting shit.

 

[EllieP]

One of the winners was the guy who brought me to this pretty upscale restaurant in North Atlanta and said "You can get anything you want off the menu."

I have to be honest and say there was a pause before that sunk in. Did he just give me permission to make my own decision?

That was probably the first time I had surf and turf! LOL!

 

[Holly Doors]

I'm going back as it's been a very long time since I've been dating, this guy who I honestly can't even remember how we even met but anyhow must've agreed to a date. I'd agreed to meet at a bar and when I got there he was already quite drunk and have vague memories of thinking to myself I wasn't sure why I'd agreed to this, we sat at the bar and he ordered me my drinks so ok, it was him taking me out so whatever. The guy didn't have much conversation apart from his favourite football team as I recall and wasn't interested in anything I had to say, just kept interrupting me and asking "shall we get it on then "!
I'd already decided this date was going nowhere but I'd also twigged he was keen to keep plying me with alcohol, I'm guessing in the hope he'd get his way with me. Now what he didn't realise was my capacity for alcohol, I can drink with the best so I decided I'd see how far that went as he was already kinda drunk and also having a drink everytime I needed one. Didn't take long before he couldn't speak properly, he was physically sweating with the drink and for some reason kept his coat on. Long story short he couldn't keep up and ended up falling off his stool, face planting the floor, vomiting and passing out, I just smiled at the staff and got up and left lmao.

 

[EllieP]

I've had one date ask me how much I weighed.

I had another who was a really funny guy. I enjoyed being with him on our first date. We were ending our evening and laughing at an outside table when he said "I gotta ask you, but I don't know how."

I said "Go ahead. Ask."

He said, "No, it's silly. Never mind."

Well, I started to get a little peeved. "No really. Ask me," thinking he was trying to get me into bed, and I would have thought seriously about it. That's how great a date it had been.

"I can't."

"Ask me dammit."

"OK, how much do you think one of your boobs weighs?"

"I'm sure I do not know."

"Just guess."

"I really do not know or care."

"But what if I did?"

I didn't care if he did or not, and I hated myself for even entertaining the thought of going all the way with him.

I became much more careful of my emotions after that.

 

[deleted924715]

I have a few

One guy spent the whole date putting himself down, saying I probably thought I was too good for him and he bet I wouldn't agree to another date - spent the whole evening vomiting his insecurities all over me. Longest evening of my life and still the most uncomfortable I have ever felt.

Another guy was perfectly lovely in the car and the first bar. Second bar he grew extra arms and was constantly trying to eat my face. Turns out his ex was in the second bar.

Third guy threatened to shoot a guy who hit on me when he was in the bathroom (didn't have a gun so not sure how he planned to follow through) and was asked to leave by the four bouncers who surrounded our table

Fourth guy I really liked and we had been dating a couple of months. Had a really fun date and I stayed over in his flat. I slept in and when I woke up he had gone to work and locked me in his flat. His excuse was that he wanted me to be there when he got home from work. I was equal measures furious and freaked out. I didn't religiously carry my mobile phone before that, but I did after.

That's not even all of them

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

When I had to physically push dude out of my vehicle after he straight up groped me.

He's lucky I didn't run him over

 

[Scarletbegonia]

I have a few

One guy spent the whole date putting himself down, saying I probably thought I was too good for him and he bet I wouldn't agree to another date - spent the whole evening vomiting his insecurities all over me. Longest evening of my life and still the most uncomfortable I have ever felt.

Another guy was perfectly lovely in the car and the first bar. Second bar he grew extra arms and was constantly trying to eat my face. Turns out his ex was in the second bar.

Third guy threatened to shoot a guy who hit on me when he was in the bathroom (didn't have a gun so not sure how he planned to follow through) and was asked to leave by the four bouncers who surrounded our table

Fourth guy I really liked and we had been dating a couple of months. Had a really fun date and I stayed over in his flat. I slept in and when I woke up he had gone to work and locked me in his flat. His excuse was that he wanted me to be there when he got home from work. I was equal measures furious and freaked out. I didn't religiously carry my mobile phone before that, but I did after.

That's not even all of them

How does one get locked IN a flat?

 

[EllieP]

I went out with this gem: he asked me if I liked guac. I said I liked guacamole a lot! He said watch this, he knows this waitress who thinks he's cute and always gives him extra guac when he orders it.

The first thing to enter my mind when I heard him say it was is she going to think he's cute when he's out with another woman.

We were served, and he had what I thought was the correct amount of guacamole for fajitas, and he leaned over to her and said "Hey, Darlin' you feel like getting me some extra guac?"

She said "Sure! But it's extra."

I couldn't tell if he was angry or frustrated, but I piped up and said "Ooo, I was so hoping for some extra."

He told her "Well, let's bring it on!"

And she brought an extra dollop that probably cost him a couple of bucks. The kicker was that I didn't even touch it!

And he noticed!

I get passive aggressive like that sometimes. Don't know if the lesson is learned, but it never hurts to try.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

I went out with this gem: he asked me if I liked guac. I said I liked guacamole a lot! He said watch this, he knows this waitress who thinks he's cute and always gives him extra guac when he orders it.

The first thing to enter my mind when I heard him say it was is she going to think he's cute when he's out with another woman.

We were served, and he had what I thought was the correct amount of guacamole for fajitas, and he leaned over to her and said "Hey, Darlin' you feel like getting me some extra guac?"

She said "Sure! But it's extra."

I couldn't tell if he was angry or frustrated, but I piped up and said "Ooo, I was so hoping for some extra."

He told her "Well, let's bring it on!"

And she brought an extra dollop that probably cost him a couple of bucks. The kicker was that I didn't even touch it!

And he noticed!

I get passive aggressive like that sometimes. Don't know if the lesson is learned, but it never hurts to try.

He would fail my “how do you treat staff” test with extra points deducted for “the waitress thinks I’m cute.”

 

[deleted924715]

How does one get locked IN a flat?

When the person who has the key locks the door from the outside!

 

[EllieP]

He would fail my “how do you treat staff” test with extra points deducted for “the waitress thinks I’m cute.”

The kicker was if they did know each other she acted like she didn't. But I highly doubt he was a regular.

 

[EllieP]

He would fail my “how do you treat staff” test with extra points deducted for “the waitress thinks I’m cute.”

I have been out with my share of assholes who treat wait staff like crap. I try to be nice to them so they only spit in his food. And if they don't I try when he's not looking!

JUST KIDDING! But I really wanted to sometimes.

I mentioned the guy that said I could get whatever I wanted one time. Well, I've also had just the opposite.

Him: "So what are you going to have?"

Me: "I'm kind of liking the filet mignon."

Him: "Whoa! I guess I'm just having bread then."

Me: "OK."

I can be a cheap date unless that's what you were expecting.

 

[BriannaDoll]

So many cringeworthy stories!

I've had a few but one that comes to mind was met a guy through a dating site and after a few emails we met for a hiking date, it was a hot sunny day and I wore a sports bra. His first comment after saying hi was about my tits look smaller than in my profile pic where I'm wearing a push-up bra. That comment just made me cringe, way to make a girl feel self-conscious. I just thanked him and turned around and went home.

Another one is when I got all dolled up for a date and everything seemed to be going well until he got a text and suddenly said "I'm so sorry, I have to go, I have to be somewhere. Can we continue the date tomorrow?" I thought maybe it was a family emergency or something but nope ... the text was from his guy friends saying they're all getting ready to play Call of Duty. I spent hours getting ready for the date. Argh!! Men are such assholes!