What's the most humorous misunderstanding of female anatomy you've come across?

[TexanStar]

I come across some funny stuff when surfing porn forums... guys who think that the cream that gets on a guy when a woman is riding him means the woman has a yeast infection and other stupid stuff.

What are some of the funniest misunderstandings you've heard from guys about female biology/anatomy?

 

[EllieP]

Cervix penetration, definitely. That one always gets me.

"How will I ever inseminate a woman if I can't reach all the way inside her womb?"

Teach your little dudes to swim, Buddy.

 

[TexanStar]

I've seen a fair number of posts from men who are under the impression that a a female bush offers as much resistance as the shrubbery for which it's named... that it'll create a massive crotch bulge in one's undergarments and that you can't simply move it by hand without some sort of yard tools.

Those guys (presumably) have pubic hair of their own, so that one I really don't get.

 

[LaFemme]

People thinking you can "lose" things in a vagina............ :damnit1:

For what it's worth, I once lost track of a condom for a few days. We both knew it came off, it I thought he was able to grab it, and that the weird feeling I had was due to his little fishing expedition. Meanwhile, he thought I understood that he couldn't get a good grip on it and pull it out. But when that weird feeling just wouldn't go away, I went in after it myself, looking for some sign of injury, and was surprised to pull it out.

What a surprise! Agreement again!

CAUTION: read at your own risk!

There have been several instances where some young ladies I supervised had to be reminded to remove tampons prior to inserting new ones. The old one could get "lost" inside causing some real health issues weeks down the road. Yeah....not good.

 

[LaFemme]

I wish :frown1: I have a scar below my navel and one on my mons/pubic area from the laparoscopy to get it removed

That was one of the most horrific medical/birth control stories I have ever heard. Ever. Lucky you are still alive, kitten.

 

[LaFemme]

cervix penetration

Most hilarious? I read an argument on here where the one guy was convinced he was fucking some woman's womb. Cervix penetration wins.

"Vids where he makes her stomach move"

(Womb/cervix/stomach - it's all all the end of the vagina, right?)

 

[EllieP]

I think probably the biggest misunderstanding that most males (and some females) have is that breasts are sex organs. Um, no. They're not. Yes, I get a sensation from him licking them, but to be blunt, I get a lot more reaction from him nibbling on my earlobes.

He gets a bigger reaction from my boobs than I do.

 

[MickeyLee]

my boobs are pretty damn sexual.
proof that not all ladies are the same/like the same things

there are studies that breast size *bigger* reduces sensitivity.

 

[LaFemme]

my boobs are pretty damn sexual.
proof that not all ladies are the same/like the same things

there are studies that breast size *bigger* reduces sensitivity.

Hey, I have pretty damn big boobs and they are extremely sensitive. Proof again, have some differences! :wink:

Sensitive or not - breasts are secondary sex organs.

 

[MickeyLee]

a booby rainbow
heaps of variation

 

[AlteredEgo]

Breasts are not sex organs. They are for nursing. They are secondary sex characteristics, not genitals. Every third page here you see some crass dude wondering why it is okay to display cleavage but not a clear, detailed outline of his dick. It's not a good comparison. It just isnt. As far as sensitivity, my nipples are plenty sensitive, not my whole breasts.

 

[MickeyLee]

yeah, true. but they are also lots of fun to play with

 

[LaFemme]

Secondary sexual characteristics. We all have boobs.

Yeah, that's what I meant! :biggrin1:

 

[AlteredEgo]

People thinking you can "lose" things in a vagina............ :damnit1:

For what it's worth, I once lost track of a condom for a few days. We both knew it came off, it I thought he was able to grab it, and that the weird feeling I had was due to his little fishing expedition. Meanwhile, he thought I understood that he couldn't get a good grip on it and pull it out. But when that weird feeling just wouldn't go away, I went in after it myself, looking for some sign of injury, and was surprised to pull it out.

 

[LaFemme]

I saw this on Orange is the New Black, but I know men and women who had to be taught that women do not pee out of their vagina! It was all a great mysterious "down there"! I actually had to find a diagram on the Internet and prove it to one woman. And she had children!

 

[LaFemme]

I know things can shift around inside some, I mean, my gosh.. the IUD I had perforated and completely went through the wall of my uterus to hang out in my abdominal cavity. That being said, ya aren't likely to have a tampon disappear up your cervix. Ya fish around a bit and it'll still be in there

Yeah, it's not like it's the Black Hole of Calcutta! :biggrin1:

We did have to get doctors involved though. *shudder*

 

[AlteredEgo]

*runs away from IUD horror stories*

 

[AlteredEgo]

I wish :frown1: I have a scar below my navel and one on my mons/pubic area from the laparoscopy to get it removed

*cannot run far enough fast enough and settles for sitting in a corner with eyes closed, fingers in ears, rocking back and forth and s reaming incoherently*

Seriously though. I echo Femmie's sentiment and I'm glad your still among us.

 

[950483]

It isn't actually funny, but I think that the most ridiculous one that I come across regularly in day to day life is that a woman's brain works completely differently to a man's brain.

 

[babl]

A friend made a labia majora joke.

Guy I was seeing asked what labia majora meant.

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