What's the most humorous misunderstanding of female anatomy you've come across?

[TexanStar]

I come across some funny stuff when surfing porn forums... guys who think that the cream that gets on a guy when a woman is riding him means the woman has a yeast infection and other stupid stuff.

What are some of the funniest misunderstandings you've heard from guys about female biology/anatomy?

 

[babl]

A friend made a labia majora joke.

Guy I was seeing asked what labia majora meant.

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[LaFemme]

Men AND women thinking that women pee out of the vagina!

 

[MickeyLee]

cervix penetration

 

[918177]

I think the most common misconception I've seen on this site is that the cervix is the end of the vagina.

Also calling the vulva and the entire peri region a vagina.

 

[LadyinPink]

That when a female "squirts" during sex, they are really just peeing on a guy..
and a female cannot orgasm while they are menstruating...

 

[AlteredEgo]

Most hilarious? I read an argument t on here where the one guy was convinced he was fucking some woman's womb. Cervix penetration wins.

 

[TexanStar]

Most hilarious? I read an argument t on here where the one guy was convinced he was fucking some woman's womb. Cervix penetration wins.

haha, someone watched one too many hentai flicks.

 

[LaFemme]

cervix penetration

Most hilarious? I read an argument on here where the one guy was convinced he was fucking some woman's womb. Cervix penetration wins.

"Vids where he makes her stomach move"

(Womb/cervix/stomach - it's all all the end of the vagina, right?)

 

[MickeyLee]

the penis outline videos
*snicker*
boys are stupid

 

[TexanStar]

I've seen a fair number of posts from men who are under the impression that a a female bush offers as much resistance as the shrubbery for which it's named... that it'll create a massive crotch bulge in one's undergarments and that you can't simply move it by hand without some sort of yard tools.

Those guys (presumably) have pubic hair of their own, so that one I really don't get.

 

[Renn]

I've seen a fair number of posts from men who are under the impression that a a female bush offers as much resistance as the shrubbery for which it's named... that it'll create a massive crotch bulge in one's undergarments and that you can't simply move it by hand without some sort of yard tools.

Those guys (presumably) have pubic hair of their own, so that one I really don't get.

Female pubic hair is made of barbed wire. You didn't know?

The idea of cervix penetration is just fucking stupid. That's like saying childbirth is sexy and women get off on it.

I personally, adore the belief shared by many men, that the inside of the vagina is a dead area, with no nerve endings or feelings.

 

[EllieP]

Cervix penetration, definitely. That one always gets me.

"How will I ever inseminate a woman if I can't reach all the way inside her womb?"

Teach your little dudes to swim, Buddy.

 

[Enid]

I saw a post not that long ago on reddit by a young man describing having sex with a woman, and by his description it was pretty evident that the last time he was near a vagina was birth. He thought the clitoris was *inside* the vagina.

That's the most humorous I've come across, I guess.

This is the most repugnant.

"Her body knows your sperm might be its only shot at getting pregnant, and is liable to flood her with baby-making hormones." :crazy2:

 

[LaFemme]

I saw a post not that long ago on reddit by a young man describing having sex with a woman, and by his description it was pretty evident that the last time he was near a vagina was birth. He thought the clitoris was *inside* the vagina.

That's the most humorous I've come across, I guess.

This is the most repugnant.

"Her body knows your sperm might be its only shot at getting pregnant, and is liable to flood her with baby-making hormones." :crazy2:

Gobsmacked!

 

[918177]

Gobsmacked!

Yes. Gobsmacked!

This comes in at a close second for the "Utter Horsehit" award.

http://www.lpsg.com/417096-sex-awesome-and-marvel-of.html

 

[LaFemme]

Yes. Gobsmacked!

This comes in at a close second for the "Utter Horsehit" award.

http://www.lpsg.com/417096-sex-awesome-and-marvel-of.html

Omg.....but the follow up posts are kind of funny. Although, is he looking for a Russian bride?! Should we call someone?!

 

[918177]

Omg.....but the follow up posts are kind of funny. Although, is he looking for a Russian bride?! Should we call someone?!

I got the impression he has some sort of breeding/impregnating fetish.

 

[LaFemme]

I got the impression he has some sort of breeding/impregnating fetish.

Oh dear. I just ate. Perhaps I shouldn't have. :yuck:

 

[EllieP]

I think probably the biggest misunderstanding that most males (and some females) have is that breasts are sex organs. Um, no. They're not. Yes, I get a sensation from him licking them, but to be blunt, I get a lot more reaction from him nibbling on my earlobes.

He gets a bigger reaction from my boobs than I do.