Why Are Women Here?

[Tight_N_Juicy]

So you visit a large penis website for?

To talk shit and piss on the dreams of guys who refuse to accept that the size of their dick isn't impressive whatsoever.

It's loads of fun.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

wtf? You realise this is the internet

And your point being (over a month later)?

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

For real tho, I'm here for the conversations. Not for the galleries.

 

[MickeyLee]

I got my parking validated.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

I got my parking validated.

Some people get all the luck. Me however...

 

[MisterB]

Ya know, reading the posts that seem to cause this latest flurry of activity in this thread just makes me shake my head.

And IMO, begs the question: Why the fuck are they here? In this thread or even at LPSG?

One thing I learned a long time ago was that history is a good indicator of what the future might bring.

And with some Members, their Post History doesn't seem to dispute that!

Sad.

 

[MickeyLee]

*is here for super awesome ultra-suede dudes like @MisterB*

And of course....the ladies
*disco ball spin, funk track plays*

 

[LaFemme]

I sure ain’t here for the peen!

I think I might be here mostly out of habit and nostalgia. I’ve been here for 12 years. I remember when the site had some fascinating members - men and women. Now, there are just a handful of truly great members. This has become a pic sharing site for gays, mostly. That’s okay, but obviously not my thing.

Maybe I’m here in hopes that pic sharing will fade away and those feeding on that content will move on. Maybe this will again become the best adult community on the web.

Regardless, I still love this site. I wouldn’t mod if I didn’t.

 

[MisterB]

*is here for super awesome ultra-suede dudes like @MisterB*

You are very sweet.

Here's a little tidbit about me and my connection to ultra-suede: I sold ultra-suede to, drumroll please:

Ginger Rogers.

Yes. It's true.

She was in D.C. for a Kennedy Center Honors appearance (don't remember who it was for!) and on her way to the airport to return to California. A big black stretch limo pulled up in front of the fabric store where I worked part time, and she and her driver/bodyguard (one of the biggest men I've ever seen) got out and she floated into the store.

She was all decked out in a chic black wool suit and hat (does anybody still wear a hat?) with her black patent slings. Fully coifed and made up with big black rimmed sunglasses. Very Hollywood glamourous movie star. All this at 11:00 am! This of course back in the day when people dressed up to fly.

Fifteen minutes later, she was on her way with her two pieces of ultra-suede; both colors she'd not been able to find elsewhere. I mentioned while helping her that she can shop the store by mail from her home in California; call us or send us a letter (pre Internet early 1980s folks!) with what you are looking for and we'll send swatches of what we have to you the same day.

And she was a regular mail customer of mine until she passed on. I can honestly say I helped dress Ginger Rogers!

 

[AllieHeidi]

What was it about LPSG that drew you here?

I didn't take the left turn at Albuquerque.

 

[MickeyLee]

By the time I got my parking validate I forgot where I left my car.

Now I live here.

No. I can't validate your parking.

Also...Ginger Rogers and Ultra-suede! Still in the Top 10 Coolest Things ever.

 

[PhallicApotheosis]

I have been coming to LPSG forever seems like. Here's my story. Hubby and I married 33 years ago, not long afterwards he was curious about nudism so we went and checked out a nudist club. I am now a true nudist, but the experience reawakened a bit of lust. I soon shared that I had 2 endowed partners prior to our relationship and was still attracted to large penises. I was surprised that it didn't bother him. Not only that, he is the one that told me about this site. I really do like the look of the larger penises and cock worship is my thing.

This is so cool. I would love being worshipped by a female…

 

[dreamer20]

*is here for super awesome ultra-suede dudes like @MisterB*

And of course....the ladies
*disco ball spin, funk track plays*

For MickeyLee and the other awesome ladies of lpsg : *disco track plays*

 

[deleted24766761]

Originally came looking for a hung guy or two. Quickly realised 99% of guys here are basically average'ish just as IRL.

Found some lovely people and great posts, so I still hang around. This place is great laughs at times.

Penises are not part of me staying - however weird that might sound from a self-proclaimed size queen.

Feel free to hit me up anytime

 

[Electric blue]

I find it refreshing to see the ladies here, their POV can help in a lot of ways, What they put in print can be helpful to some .. I for one am glad there here

 

[Walktheplank]

Because it’s a place you can get advice, admire and have discussions…men and women here both have unique perspectives. A woman may have a larger partner for example and may ask for help. It’s a great resource

 

[MickeyLee]

Free drinks.

 

[MisterB]

Free drinks.

And here I thought it was for the mansplainin' you ladies regularly endure...

 

[MickeyLee]

Eyerolling related to msnsplainin' cured my astigmatism.

Like, three hours on LPSG in the wrong sub-forum could be billed as holistic LASIK.

 

[Spartan727]

Why are Women here?
To make the mens sammiches and clean up after them?
To tell them how big their dick(s) is/are and to fawn over it/them like they meant it!?

Hmmmm.