Your Typical Answer When Asked About Your Size?

[DoctorDoom]

Great story and thanks for the edit. I like that kind of story.

I only really got asked about it once in person. It was the end of term 1 in my first year at uni and I was chatting and drinking with some of my friends in the kitchen. It was past midnight when the only ones left were myself, a petite Spanish girl and a male colleague of mine whom I met from day one and became good friends with. I don’t remember what exactly we had been chatting about but the discussion ended up touching upon the subject of penile size. The girl, Maria, jokingly asked us if we were happy with our size, as most guys seem to stress too much over it. My friend, who was significantly more drunk than I was said no one ever complained, but suggested that we both show Maria what we have and she would be the judge.

I initially felt embarrassed about it and laughed it off, but Maria put on a very serious face and told us she would very much like that. My friend looked at me, and made a comment about me being a prude or something. Must have been the alcohol or the way I had exchanged some glances with Maria that night, but I felt myself getting a hard-on. Confident in at least not having to show a full softie, I got up, closed the kitchen door and told them that I accept the challenge. Maria started biting her lip and giving us some very sexy looks as we began undoing our belts. By that time I imagine the excitement got us both rock hard as both cocks snapped up as soon as we pulled our pants down, to Maria’s astonishment.

I’m around 7” long, so not massive but a tad over average and while it’s impossible to judge sizes that quickly or from a distance when inebriated, I would say that my friend’s cock was broadly similar in size and shape. Nevertheless, Maria seemed impressed and let out a “oh fuck, not complaining at all” or something.

The whole scene lasted for maybe 5 seconds before we both pulled our pants up to avoid being caught up in what seemed like the beginning of a porno should anyone have walked in on us. We continued chatting for a tad longer and then called it a night.

I never brought the scene up with anyone and my friend and I just silently agreed to forget about it between the two of us. I had my fun with cocks before, but he was the more conservative type and clearly not interested in anything else between us.

Interestingly though, a few weeks after the fact Maria and I started a short term fling that resulted in some very enjoyable sex (and good memories). I have no idea whether that night made any difference - I like to think it wasn’t a 5 second glimpse at the hard cock of an inebriated fresher that got her in bed with me.

Edit: conscious “dropping your pants” was excluded per OP’s request. My initial answer was that I am above average and happy with it, but what ensued was the result of being challenged to have something to show for it.

 

[DoctorDoom]

What do you mean by in front of the camera? Do you cam or anything?

Also, do you get stereotyped sometimes, and how do you react?

Aside when I am online and in front of a camera, it never comes up in my real life
But is asked when online, the answer is always " just average "

 

[Gj816]

When I've beeb asked I will generally reply with I've never had any complaints, you'll have to find out for yourself, or out gets the job done.

 

[MadCock]

30% more then the Average.

 

[5346421]

I always answer "i'm happy with what i got" or "never got any complex"

 

[rbi99]

Call me the odd man out, but no one has ever asked me what my size is. Being happily married for a whole bunch of years, my wife is the only one who sees me naked. Posting pictures here obviously isn't the same thing.

 

[DarkOverlord]

My usual answer would be to say" I'm not small"

 

[tryngagme]

My usual answer would be to say" I'm not small"

And that is quite the understatement!

Perhaps it's my generation (born in '58), but no one has ever asked that question of me. And I never considered asking another man. I have often wondered or, in passing conversation with a bud, imagined what the hot guy on the other side of the bar might be packing, but never thought about being that upfront as to ask an individual directly. I mean, how does one even broach such a topic?

Although, I now recall having a conversation with a girl I worked with many years ago and she was talking about a guy she had been with who was rather endowed. Though she didn't directly ask my size (and she knew my sexual orientation so she wasn't hitting on me) the conversation eventually came around to me saying, "maybe it's not big, but it's beautiful!" She loved that response and we shared a hearty laugh...

 

[ronin001]

What do you mean by in front of the camera? Do you cam or anything?

Also, do you get stereotyped sometimes, and how do you react?

I did cam, pretty much as an ocassional recreational hobby; but now I am simi retired from the activity.
As far as stereotyped, not really. I would count a BBC comment, right up there with a stupid comment. Thankfullyt LPSG allows you to turnoff stupid viewers; or just not let then ever view again.

 

[Barbarian73]

I can rub all your walls and knock the bottom out if required.

 

[AChit]

Average size for an Asian.
lol stereotype goes that they're small but not really that way.

 

[BBCDevin]

Hey guys,

Hope all of you are doing pretty good.

My question is: How do you typically answer to questions about your size? (Excludes sending pics or dropping your pants)

Basically, in texts, conversations or whatever (bars, Tinder, etc.) how do you answer to people asking about your size?

You could go with the humble brag, comparison to something commonly used all, or do you straight up drop a number.

Mine have included:
"It's respectable"
"I'm kinda like a big deal" (inspired by The Clipse song of the same name)
"Nothing not to like"

Let's hear yours, cheers guys!

I normally go with “I guess it’s ight”
“I’ve been told I’m big”
Or my favorite: “you’d have decide that in your own”

 

[HorseHung40's]

My answer will depend on the person asking. If the person is a moron, and, asking so that he has masturbation material for himself, the answer is "BIGGER THAN ANYTHING THAT YOU WILL EVER HAVE". That stops stupid conversations

 

[Camsturbator]

One inch, measuring from the floor.

 

[wewlad202]

My friends have talked about it a couple times and I just don’t say anything, cause it feels weird to talk about, even though their my good friends. Otherwise it’s never come up. Generally online people can see a picture and see for themselves.

 

[Itsmeandyou]

It is …. what it is. I too wish it was bigger. LOL.

 

[mako shark]

Can't remember being asked that directly probably because I'm a pretty tall/big guy and most folks assume correctly...
I do tease my current partner these days by saying that "it's ugly but really big."

 

[MrTrunk]

I make a joke about it and say something like...oh it's only a 2 incher.

It's a funny inside joke then.

 

[Escapefromla6]

It's decent

 

[DC98]

No one has ever complained. That's my typical response.

Same here. "I've never had any complaints."