1-2-3 Do You Know This About Me?

I’ve had at least one family member serve in every war this country has ever had, domestic or otherwise.

I grew up with 17 boys in my neighborhood, not counting my brothers. I’m probably still a little more comfortable being around guys than I am women.

I was a 3-year high school grad.


3 please?
 
1) very few family members served in any wars. Grandfather WWII and father Vietnam.

2) despite my admiration of the female posterior, I’ve sexually done very little with them
 
My grandparents on one side of the family immigrated from Germany during WW2, and on the other side my grandparents immigrated from Mexico.

I have plans for so many tats. So. Many.

Gimme 1
I have ideas for tats, but $ and laziness ruin my plans

2 and they better be sinful
 
I had sex zero times this week or the last hundreds of weeks

I’m lazy and need to be physical more

I think conspiracy theory people are some of the worst people, right besides super religious folks

I’ve never done any hard drugs. And haven’t even smoked pot in 25+ years. Not against pot, just not for me

There was a girl in college who would call me after a few beers and ask if she could come down just so she couldn’t blow me.

I wish I had a much better job

I always wonder/worry if people online are completely full of shit/fake
 
1. I love horror movies/series. The Scream franchise is a perennial fave. It goes 1, 2, 4 and 3 for me as far as order of enjoyment. I even enjoyed the TV series, but we will pretend season 3 NEVER HAPPENED

2. Trying to squelch my diet coke addiction.

3. Horrible insomnia, hence why I am posting at 1:49 am

4. I love my cats in a crazy cat lady sort of way. Like, I've painted portraits of each & shit.

5. I think House of Leaves by Mark Danielewski is one of the best books ever written and i reread it once a year

6. I haven't had sex in several years. Except for with myself.


Oh how about 3.
 
I am deeply ashamed for what my country(USA) doesn't do for our veterans and I love my country. (No, I'm not a vet)

When it comes to attraction and fantasy, I have almost no atteaction to any of the "look at me" media girls/women. By far it's the woman you see everyday wandering down the street with the "what the hell happened to my life" look in her eyes. A reawakening could release cataclysmic pent up energy and desire. Mmm damn...

I love short erotic stories. You have the ability to create a much richer and sexier image in your mind than any video ever could with actresses that just want to finish a scene so they can go to the grocery.

And just one extra for the record, the rest of my day will be filled with images of @Enid having sex with herself. It's going to be a VERY good day.

I would like you to give one thing for each decade you've been alive.
 
I served in the United States Navy, aboard the USS GEORGE WASHINGTON for 4 years. I still keep in contact with my only friend who was in my division with me.

I sit alone at family functions...BBQ'S, Birthday parties..etc.

I'm the only person in my family who is vegan...growing up black and in the south, you never would have heard of a thing.

My favorite movies are: On Golden Pond, The Easter Parade, Meet me in St. Louis, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Imitation of Life[I cried in this one]..

Me and my nephew are the only 2 in our family, who ever has gone outside of the continental United.
States.

My favorite author, and I have a few is Paulo Coelho. I imagine myself in his books.
 
1-2-3, here we go.

1. I love to bullshit people. When asked something I don't know the answer to in a social situation, I will most likely feign expertise and answer with authority. I am believed frequently.

2. If I could only eat one thing forever, it's probably be pizza.

3. I'm probably lazy.

Give 3 please.
 
1. @Davedadog and I go back for years and years. :p

2. what a coinkidink! I just grilled a pizza for dinner!

3. I have trouble being lazy :D

gimme 5!
 
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1. I literally just stumbled across an old pic of @JadedViolet in my email!

2. Mango is my favorite fruit.

3. I am a terrible bowler...like really bad.

4. I'm decent at most any other sport.

5. I love causing trouble.

Gimme 2, but make them pithy!
 
When I listen to music, I feel it. I have physical and emotional reactions. Without music, I may not be able to cope with day to day life.

I have goals I will likely never accomplish and I'm not ok with it.

Gimme 6.
 
All food related!

1. It’d be a fight between me and @Tight_N_Juicy for who’s the less picky eater.
2. I’ve eaten some pretty sketchy stuff.
3. I am lactose intolerant, but eat cheese and ice cream anyway.
4. I was a lacto-ovo vegetarian for ten years.
5. I have one diet soda a day.
6. I love sandwiches.

Four, please. :)
 
I'll stick with the food theme

1. I'm willing to battle @Tight_N_Juicy and @LaFemme for the title of least picky eater.

2. I am a fabulous cook, but probably a terrible chef.

3. I'm a vegetarian.

4. But I will eat seafood all day long.

Next up, 3!
 
Food theme:

1. I'm a picky eater, unless I'm invited somewhere, then I'll try to deal with things as best as I can without puking.

2. I used to be addicted to chocolate, but kicked the habit.

3. Not long ago, I've decided to change my food pretty radically and I've been eating a lot of fat. My next blood test will decide if that was a good move.

Give me 3, please.
 
1. My first childhood memory is at the age of two. My mother and I were on a flight from Germany to the United States. I remember her handing me to a man seated next to a window. He held me so I could look through the window to see the ocean.

2. I have only seen the ocean twice. The second time would be on a road trip with my wife to visit family in Cali. :cool:

3. My favorite holiday is most definitely Halloween!

Give me 4 and go...
 
1. I'm not superstitious, religious or spiritual... But I do find significance in ritual and symbolism.

2. I can't travel to new places alone. Pretty sure I'm agoraphobic on some level. If I go somewhere I've never been, guarantee my fella is with me.

3. I adopted an abandoned, elderly iguana years ago and kept him for the last few years of his life. Tried my best to make them good for him. He was an absolute badass. His name was Sgt. Scott Stadenko.

4. I've watched every Cheech and Chong movie at least 10 times.

Gimme 2. Make em sexy.
 
1. When I hear music... No matter the genre. I generally would know the year it come out and what happened that year.

2. When I pump gas. I like to take the total sale and look up the year to see what happened. If it's over the year 2020, I would wait until the next day.
3. I am organized to a point, where I have my pictures on my wall in order from thickness to height...weird I know. My bed is made like I am still in the military. I like it cleaned and organized in my apartment.
4. I love to stare at the moon... I often wonder what's up there beyond the clouds.