What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation? Depends. Sex generally
Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated. Glans, balls
Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals? Prostate
Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot? Not enough
Are handjobs boring, or underrated? Underrated
Do you like having your balls touched? Yes
Do you like having your nipples touched? No
Do you like having your anus touched? Yes
Have you ever been fisted? No
Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)? No
Do you have any kinks? Pee desperation
Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella? No
Do you pee in the shower? Occasionally
Do you ever masturbate in the shower? Yes
Have you had sex in the shower? Yes
Do you like being naked? Yes
Do you sleep partially/fully naked? Naked or boxers
Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity? No
Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts? Yes
Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)? Yes
Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom? No
Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online? Yes
How many sexual partners have you had? 4
How often do you masturbate? 1-2 per week
What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)? Lying or in shower
Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)? Porn
Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore? No
Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
What kind of underwear do you normally wear? Boxers
Do you ever go commando? Occasionally
Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep? Yes
How big is your penis? 6” erect
Does your penis curve at all? Yes upwards
Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it? No. prefer look of circ’d though. Not sure I would get cut though just because of appearance when I can retract the foreskin
Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care? Off
Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way? Neither way
Do you like the way your genitals look? When the foreskin is back yes
Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup? Probably
Do you like your butt? No
What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)? Trim
Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair? Prefer shaved
Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed? Left
Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people? No
What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm? About a minute if already hard
Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating? Yes
What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session? 5 hours
What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)? 4
Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
Spit or swallow? Swallow
When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble? Depends
Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on? Gross
Have you ever had sex in a public place? Yes in the sea
Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you? Yes
Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated? Sea
Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross? No
Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex? Not very but more than my gf who tends to do the quiet eye rolling into back of the head thing
Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex? No
Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)? Yes
Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy? No
Can a dildo feel as good as a penis? ?
What are your favorite positions? Cow girl.
Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
Have you ever had any genital injuries? No
Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection? No
Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement? Average
If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
What’s something you like about your body? Legs
What’s something you dislike about your body? Stomach
What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation? Sex, for sure.
Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated. Cock, balls, lips, neck, scalp (head scratches).
Have you ever had your prostate stimulated? No.
Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals? No.
Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot? No.
Are handjobs boring, or underrated? Underrated (and infrequent)
Do you like having your balls touched? Yes, especially when getting a hand or blowjob.
Do you like having your nipples touched? No, does nothing for me.
Do you like having your anus touched? No, doesn't appeal to me.
Have you ever been fisted? No (see previous answer).
Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)? I like a little bit of roughness on occasion.
Do you have any kinks? Not really.
Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella? Only the handcuffs were appealing.
Do you pee in the shower? Not often, usually I go before the shower.
Do you ever masturbate in the shower? Yes, definitely.
Have you had sex in the shower? Yes and my wife and I love it!
Do you like being naked? Very much so.
Do you sleep partially/fully naked? Fully naked, its way more comfortable.
Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity? Never, sadly.
Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts? Yes.
Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)? Just my wife.
Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom? I don't mind, as she doesn't care if I see her.
Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online? I don't tend to keep them on my phone, but I have taken/recorded much content of myself. I have sent them to my wife and a couple others, but everything is online here for others to browse.
How many sexual partners have you had? 1.
How often do you masturbate? Very often, at least once a day.
What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)? Sitting/laying back or standing.
Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc. Typically starts with finding something to stroke to, then casually stroking before increasing pace/grip, 99% right handed.
What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)? Porn, erotic stories, conversation, or my imagination.
Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore? Yes on several occasions ( much regret)
Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals? My first time was in the dark so I couldn't see much.
What kind of underwear do you normally wear? Boxers.
Do you ever go commando? When I am home, I am typically commando, but on occasion in public.
Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep? Not that I can remember.
How big is your penis? 7" long at its hardest, 5" around, with a large head.
Does your penis curve at all? Yes, slightly to the left and downward.
Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it? Uncircumcised and happy with it.
Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care? I don't care, honestly.
Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way? Physically attractive.
Do you like the way your genitals look? I do. I have grown to accept them for what they are.
Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup? Probably, yeah.
Do you like your butt? Meh. My wife does, so that is something.
What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)? I trim when it gets unruly.
Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair? No preference really.
Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed? Typically its down the left leg.
Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people? I don't want them and honestly they don't really do much for me.
What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm? My wife sucking my cock while jerking my shaft.
Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating? On occasion, when I have a decent amount of time.
What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session? Masturbation: 4 hours. Sex: 3 hours.
What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)? 2, tops.
Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric? A mix of both.
Spit or swallow? I like it better when my load gets swallowed.
When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble? Its a mix of both.
Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on? Never been other than my own load and I don't mind that.
Have you ever had sex in a public place? Yes, in a parking lot.
Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you? Yes, had sex and our friend was 4 feet away on the couch sleeping.
Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated? In a parking lot. For both lol
Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross? None so far.
Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex? Not really on either front.
Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex? Masturbating, yes.
Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)? Never had, but I wouldn't mind trying it one day.
Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy? Never.
Can a dildo feel as good as a penis? I think it would be pretty similar.
What are your favorite positions? Doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, standing doggy.
Your most embarrassing sexual experience? Finding out her parents heard us having sex.
Have you ever had any genital injuries? Other than the handful of times I have been struck in the balls growing up, nothing major.
Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection? Never.
Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement? I could probably use some more practice, certainly some more experience.
If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do. Masturbate, explore their functions...and 3 other things I can't currently think of.
What’s something you like about your body? My hair color and my cock.
What’s something you dislike about your body? The weight I am retaining around my middle.
What body parts do you find the sexiest? Tits, for sure, and a nice ass. Also sensual lips and striking eyes.
What was your most recent sexual thought? "I really need to get laid.
Do you ever just play with your balls, penis, hole? Occasionally just the balls or shaft, but mostly when I first start out.
When was the last time you touched your genitals? Just a couple minutes ago.
Tried several times but height difference and lack of room is an issue
Yep
Sometimes
No, want to though
Yes
Yes
Yep
Yes and yes
Two
Daily
Sitting up, standing, kneeling
Squeeze at the base and pull to the tip, repeat. Like how you milk a cow teat.
Combination of porn, smut and imagination
Yes
They’re smaller then I was expecting and tighter to get my genitals into then I was expecting
Briefs, jocks, boxers
Not a lot
No
Around 7ish
Slightly
Not circumcised, very happy
turned on
I do find them physically attractive
I love the way my boyhood looks
Possibly
Somewhat
shave
I prefer they shave or at least keep them short
He automatically goes to the left
No and no. Not my thing
A good mommy incest story can make blow without even touching
Yep
Masturbation: 6 hrs, sex: 1 1/2
4 or 5
crotch-centric
swallow
shoot
hot
Not yet but intend to. Had blowjob on a plane
Yep
masturbated in the pool and on the beach as a kid
nope
Nope
Yep
Have not had but do want
Yes
Do not know
Any where she is looking up at me as I penetrate her
Rubbed my boyhood raw while humping the bath mat
Nope
No
performance/skill can always use improvement
Explore her, masturbate till I was sore, penetrate myself as deeply as I could to see how deep she can get, hump and cum from humping, have sex with both genders
What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation? Sex, of course
Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated. Glans, balls, perineum, skin around my asshole and my ears.
Have you ever had your prostate stimulated? Yes, a few times by my own and a ouple times by my girlfriend. Not easy to reach it and find the right movement, but when I cum from prostate stimulation my whole body shakes, specially my legs.
Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals? My prostate
Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot? So so
Are handjobs boring, or underrated? My handjobs are long-lasting and I really enjoy them since I stopped masturbsting every day.
Do you like having your balls touched? Very much
Do you like having your nipples touched? Nope
Do you like having your anus touched? Yes
Have you ever been fisted? Nope
Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)? Yes if I am the one spanking
Do you have any kinks? I'm into girls feet
Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella? Not yet
Do you pee in the shower? No
Do you ever masturbate in the shower? No. Maybe I did when I was much younger
Have you had sex in the shower? Yes, not my favourite place
Do you like being naked? I fucking love it
Do you sleep partially/fully naked? Allways fully naked
Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity? Every summer since 2010
Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts? Not with my mother. I'm OK with my father seeing me.
Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)? Non sexually... No
Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom? Yes
Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online? They are posted on this site.
How many sexual partners have you had? 14 (11 girls 3 guys)
How often do you masturbate? Once/twice per week
What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)? Layimg on bed or sitting on the sofa
Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc. I move my foreskin up and down my glans and press harder by the end of it. Also like softly touching my balls and perineum
What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)? LGPS threads and porn clips, then I finish with my own sex memories.
Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore? Yes as a teen
Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals? Honestly, I was scared that I woudln't know how to satisfy her. I do now.
What kind of underwear do you normally wear? Cotton boxerbriefs.
Do you ever go commando? At home or to the grocerie store by the corner
Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep? Very few times
How big is your penis? 17 cm (Almost 7 inches)
Does your penis curve at all? No
Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it? I am not. Really happy to keep 100% of my penis
Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care? It is the most sensitive part of my cock. I love it bcause it gives me pleasure
Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way? I find them very appealing
Do you like the way your genitals look? I do
Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup? Yes
Do you like your butt? Meh
What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)? Depending on my mood. It is long right now
Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair? I like pussies shaved, cocks don't care so much but I think trimmed looks better, visually
Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed? Left
Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people? Nope
What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm? Haha idk 2-3 minutes
Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating? Yes
What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session? 4 hours
What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)? 5
Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric? Crotch-centric except when I cummed from having my ass/prostate estimulated
Spit or swallow? Spit
When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble? Shoot
Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on? Hot
Have you ever had sex in a public place? Yes, the street and a van on the street
Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you? Yes, masturbated next to my girlfriend sometimes
Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? Street in the centre of the city during the night How about masturbated? Hospital bathroom
Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross? No, thankfully
Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex? I don't think so
Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex? Yes, masturbating. By my parents severaltimes as a teenager (embarassing) and by a roomate when I was 21.
Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)? I did once, a mmf threesome. Want to do it again
Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy? No, just sex toys
Can a dildo feel as good as a penis? I don't know, but I don't think so
What are your favorite positions? Doggy style, she on top
Your most embarrassing sexual experience? I regret nothing
Have you ever had any genital injuries? Once a small one
Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection? No
Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement? I get better every day
If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do. Being fucked by a guy to know how it feels. Take pictures of my pussy. Touch it. Having it eaten out by a lesbian.
What’s something you like about your body? My cock
What’s something you dislike about your body? My back
What body parts do you find the sexiest? Girl's ass, girl's lips, girl's cleveage, guy's back.
What was your most recent sexual thought? I want to have a threesome again
Do you ever just play with your balls, penis, hole? Do you breathe
When was the last time you touched your genitals? While writting thid
What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation? Sex
Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated. Asshole, prostate, neck, ears, cock
Have you ever had your prostate stimulated? Yes
Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals? Several prostate/anal orgasms
Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot? Indeed
Are handjobs boring, or underrated? Boring
Do you like having your balls touched? Yes
Do you like having your nipples touched? Sure, but it doesn't do anything for me
Do you like having your anus touched? Hell yes
Have you ever been fisted? No. I pride myself on being a nice snug fit when I get fucked.
Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)? Yes
Do you have any kinks? I enjoy being tag-teamed, or having a train run on me. I love the feeling of being bred. I'm submissive, and enjoy no-reciprocation situations.
Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella? I enjoy B, the rest not so much.
Do you pee in the shower? Sometimes
Do you ever masturbate in the shower? No
Have you had sex in the shower? Yes
Do you like being naked? I'd be naked constantly if I could
Do you sleep partially/fully naked? I sleep naked, which will eventually bite me on the ass in an earthquake
Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity? Nude beach
Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts? Yes
Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)? Yes
Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom? Pissing no, shitting yes
Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online? Check my profile LOL
How many sexual partners have you had? More than 50, less than 100.
How often do you masturbate? At least once a day
What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)? On my knees
Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc. Righty, spit for lube, long strokes until I go in for the home stretch, I slow down/stop at the moment I cum and then rapidly squeeze and stroke my cock head - makes me shoot harder
What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)? porn almost always, with a dose of imagination or memory - I don't always cum when I have sex; I'm frequently thinking about when I've made guys cum to get me off
Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore? No
Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals? Meaning female? "Interesting."
What kind of underwear do you normally wear? trunks - tighter than boxer briefs so I feel more supported, but I find the cut sexier than briefs
Do you ever go commando? Frequently
Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep? Not since the 90s
How big is your penis? Between 7.5-8 depending how turned on I am; I haven't measured circumference because math makes me lose my boner, but it's thick - I have a really well proportioned big cock
Does your penis curve at all? slight upward curve
Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it? Circumcised; I'm fine with it. If I was given a choice I would have stayed uncut, but it doesn't bother me. I quite like uncut cocks actually, they feel fantastic when I'm fucked by them. Actually so do cut cocks. I guess I just love all cock LOL.
Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care? Don't care
Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way? Male genitals I find very attractive. Actually I find female genitals attractive too (I just don't arouse me).
Do you like the way your genitals look? Yes
Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup? I think I could, though I'd be seeing them from an angle I'm not used to. And I'd be furious that they went out and robbed a liquor store.
Do you like your butt? I LIKE my butt. I'd love it more if I did more squats. Like a lot more. But so long as guys see my butt and want to fuck it, it works for me.
What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)? I trim, but in a light/organic kind of way. This is less for vanity and more for comfort - I live in a hot climate, I am very hairy, and I sweat like a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair? Don't care. I generally find shaved pubes to be very weird and off-putting, but then I focus on sucking or getting fucked.
Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed? I just let it wander wherever it likes.
Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people? I do not want them. I don't mind them, unless its something freakish that's going to make it harder to suck or get fucked by the cock they're attached to.
What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm? About 3 minutes
Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating? Yes
What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session? Longest masturbation session probably an hour. Longest sex session - without really taking a break - about 4 hours.
What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)? 3 (I have a long fuse but the explosions are epic)
Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric? Crotch-centric if it's a cock-orgasm; when I've had anal/prostate orgasms they are full body
Spit or swallow? Swallow, always.
When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble? Shoot
Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on? It's not hot, but I wouldn't say it's gross. More like disappointing - it's a waste of cum that I've likely earned.
Have you ever had sex in a public place? Yes. I don't do it often but I have done it.
Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you? Yes; I've blown guys and also been fucked at least once when someones been sleeping in the other bed in a hotel room
Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated? Strangest place I had sex was New Hampshire.
Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross? None that were gross per se. But if someone is partying I can usually sniff that out tout de suite and will get very irritating and lose interest very quickly.
Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex? When masturbating no, when having sex yes - I'm a moaner, and I can get quite vocal when I'm getting fucked real good.
Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex? I've come very close at least twice that I can think of, but no.
Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)? I've had threesomes, and also moresomes
Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy? I used a carrot once. I was desperate LOL.
Can a dildo feel as good as a penis? No, because the dildo isn't attached to a man I'm getting off. I mean TECHNICALLY yeah, but not really.
What are your favorite positions? I have 2 equal favorites. One is me on my back with my legs either over his shoulders, or around his waste, or him pressing my knees into my shoulders, or me holding my legs wide open... or otherwise restrained LOL. The other is face down/ass up - with that one I particularly enjoy spreading my legs wide and angling my hips in a way that lets that guy fucking me get maximum penetration and really control the depth and speed of the fuck.
Your most embarrassing sexual experience? I don't embarrass easily. Any time I thought I was squeaky clean and turns out my body had other ideas - that hasn't happened a lot, but when it does I'm mortified even if he's okay with it.
Have you ever had any genital injuries? Not from sex. I took a kick to the balls when I played soccer that knocked me out.
Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection? I got the clap once. Fun.
Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement? I think I'm very good in bed, but I believe in constantly striving to be better with everything I do, so I'd like as much practice as possible.
If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do. Fuck 5 things - I'd spend the entire day lining up horned up straight guys to just fuck me non-stop. Like, seriously, that is all I would want to do.
What’s something you like about your body? I know I'm handsome (young Gregory Peck I've been told), and I like that I'm broad shouldered, and that I'm proportioned well.
What’s something you dislike about your body? I wish I was less hairy. I like being hairy, but I'd be happier with 50% less.
What body parts do you find the sexiest? On me? My butt, my chest, my mouth, my eyes. On someone else? Depends on the guy really - cock obviously, but also ass, chest, neck, arms... everything can be.
What was your most recent sexual thought? Should I jerk off after taking this quiz, or should I hop on an app and find a cock? (answer is B)
Do you ever just play with your balls, penis, hole? I've played with my hole plenty of times. Penis yes, balls no.
When was the last time you touched your genitals? Around question 63
What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation? both can be magnificent
Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated. Rim, ferulum, head, balls, nipples
Have you ever had your prostate stimulated? Yes
Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals? No
Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot? Yes
Are handjobs boring, or underrated? No, they can be the best way
Do you like having your balls touched? Oh yes
Do you like having your nipples touched? yes
Do you like having your anus touched? No
Have you ever been fisted? No
Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)? Not particularly
Do you have any kinks? like being watched
Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella? Have done a bit
Do you pee in the shower? Only public showers LOL
Do you ever masturbate in the shower? always
Have you had sex in the shower? Once or twice
Do you like being naked? love it
Do you sleep partially/fully naked? Naked
Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity? Yes
Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts? Yes
Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)? Yes
Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom? Yes
Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online? Yes
How many sexual partners have you had? a few
How often do you masturbate? At least once a day
What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)? Like a variety
Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc. varies but generally watch porn and make it last two or three hours
What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)? Porn
Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore? Yes
Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals? Still thinking of it almost constantly
What kind of underwear do you normally wear? Male sexy underwear when possible
Do you ever go commando? Yes
Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep? Dont think so
How big is your penis? Unusually big a good 8.5 inches BP and 6 inch round thinnest part
Does your penis curve at all? A bit, not much
Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it? No I think its cruel to males
Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care? I love mine its huge
Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way? Love em
Do you like the way your genitals look? Mine is particularly photogenic
Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup? Yes, easily
Do you like your butt? Yes
What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)? Partial shaving mostly shaved
Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair? Like shaved
Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed? Always to the right or hang to right
Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people? No
What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm? Used to be able to cum in two or three minutes now its hours and much better
Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating? Always
What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session? Masturbation maybe six or seven hours sex up to about an hour
What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)? Three
Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric? Had both but usually genital
Spit or swallow? Spit
When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble? Both, have shot several feet but mostly dribble
Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on? nice
Have you ever had sex in a public place? Yes
Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you? Yes
Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated? Aeroplane
Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross? No
Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex? Yes
Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex? caught self sucking
Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)? Yes please
Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy? Yes
Can a dildo feel as good as a penis? Dont know
What are your favorite positions? any and all
Your most embarrassing sexual experience? all have been great
Have you ever had any genital injuries? No
Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection? No
Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement? Pretty satisfying
If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do. Fuck wank fuck fuck fuck
What’s something you like about your body? I love my big cock
What’s something you dislike about your body? Any fat bits
What body parts do you find the sexiest? ass and cock
What was your most recent sexual thought? going to try ferulum stimulation wank later and looking fwd to it
Do you ever just play with your balls, penis, hole? Yes
When was the last time you touched your genitals? Now
What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation? Sex, but I also love to masturbate
Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated. Glans, shaft, nipples, balls, neck
Have you ever had your prostate stimulated? Yep
Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals? I did have a prostate orgasm once
Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot? not really
Are handjobs boring, or underrated? underrated
Do you like having your balls touched? Yes
Do you like having your nipples touched? YES
Do you like having your anus touched? sometimes
Have you ever been fisted? no and I don't want to
Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)? sometimes
Do you have any kinks? yes
Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella? I like a bit of dominance/submission, but generally no
Do you pee in the shower? on occasion
Do you ever masturbate in the shower? no
Have you had sex in the shower? Yes, and it's not as good I imagined it to be
Do you like being naked? yep
Do you sleep partially/fully naked? I sleep in boxers
Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity? nude beaches yes
Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts? yes
Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)? Yes
Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom? No
Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online? haha yes, obviously
How many sexual partners have you had? not sure
How often do you masturbate? every 1-2 days
What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)? usually lying on the back, sometimes sitting up
Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc. Well, I usually get horny from playing randomly with my junk, then I browse some porn and open some tabs, and start going at it. I just recently started being into edging, so from now on I want to make longer sessions
What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)? porn
Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore? yes when I was younger
Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
What kind of underwear do you normally wear? varies, mostly wide boxers or retro pants. not a slip guy
Do you ever go commando? yes, in summer it's really nice
Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep? NOO never, and I really envy everyone who has
How big is your penis? big enough
Does your penis curve at all? no it's straight
Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it? uncut and happy with it. Have a bit of tight foreskin though
Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care? turned on by foreskin
Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way? attractive
Do you like the way your genitals look? Yes, I like my junk, although it could be generally a bit bigger.
Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup? Sure
Do you like your butt? It's ok
What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)? trim
Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair? trim
Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed? wearing to the right
Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people? no, genital piercings are really not my thing
What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm? puuh maybe a minute lol
Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating? YES
What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session? both about 3 hours
What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)? 14
Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric? crotch-centric
Spit or swallow? swallow
When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble? dribble
Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on? hot af
Have you ever had sex in a public place? several times
Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you? yes
Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated? beach, clubs
Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross? not really
Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex? yes, I'm a moaner lol
Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex? Yup, got caught by the cops a few times having sex outdoors, but they didn't really mind. Also my sister caught me wanking when I was a kid
Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)? had threesomes
Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy? yes lol I fucked a melon once
Can a dildo feel as good as a penis? no
What are your favorite positions? doggy, missionary, cowboy
Your most embarrassing sexual experience? couldn't get hard
Have you ever had any genital injuries? no
Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection? No
Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement? I'm good but of course I could improve
If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do. I guess just I would just let me get fucked by hung guys, really curious about how that feels
What’s something you like about your body? my cock, my face
What’s something you dislike about your body? love handles
What body parts do you find the sexiest? face, stature, cock, feet
What was your most recent sexual thought? not sure
Do you ever just play with your balls, penis, hole? yes
When was the last time you touched your genitals? like a second ago?
Do you often imagine people naked? basically all the time
What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation? SEX
Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated. COCK, BALLS, HEEL, NIPPLES, EAR
Have you ever had your prostate stimulated? NO
Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals? MY WIFE DOES THIS THING RUBBING MY HEEL IN A CERTAIN SPOT A CERTAIN WAY THAT GETS ME HARD AND THROBBING AND WILL MAKE ME CUM
Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot? I DON'T HAVE ONE
Are handjobs boring, or underrated? UNDERRATED IF DONE RIGHT
Do you like having your balls touched? YES, BUT NOT SUCKED
Do you like having your nipples touched? YES
Do you like having your anus touched? NOPE
Have you ever been fisted? NOPE
Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)? SURE
Do you have any kinks? WATCHING MY WIFE
Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella? MY WIFE HAS MADE ME HER TOTAL SUBMISSIVE SEXUALLY
Do you pee in the shower? IF I NEED TO
Do you ever masturbate in the shower? TONS
Have you had sex in the shower? YES
Do you like being naked? IN PRIVATE
Do you sleep partially/fully naked? JUST UNDERWEAR OR FULLY
Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity? YES
Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts? YES
Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)? YES
Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom? AFTER 2 DRINKS SHE LIKES HOLDING IT WHILE I PEE
Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online? YES, YES, WHO KNOWS
How many sexual partners have you had? 16
How often do you masturbate? DEPENDS ON THE WEEK
What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)? SITTING
Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc. WATCHING MY WIFE
What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)? WATCHING MY WIFE
Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore? WHEN I WAS A TEEN
Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals? SHE LIKED WHAT MY FINGER WAS DOING SO JUST SO THAT WITH YOUR TONGUE
What kind of underwear do you normally wear? BOXERS OR WHAT SHE TELLS ME TO
Do you ever go commando? YES
Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep? WHEN I WAS A TEEN
How big is your penis? SMALL
Does your penis curve at all? SLIGHT DOWN BUT HARD TO TELL
Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it? NO, YES
Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care? WHO CARES
Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way? EH
Do you like the way your genitals look? NO, IT'S SMALL
Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup? YES
Do you like your butt? ABSOLUTELY
What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)? SHAVED OR TRIMMED DEPENDING ON WHAT MY WIFE DESIRES
Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair? I LIKE IT SHAVED, SHE USUALLY KEEPS IT TRIMMED
Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed? NOPE
Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people? NO, WHO CARES
What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm? 53 SECONDS
Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating? YES
What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session? HOURS, WATCHING WIFE SHE KEPT MAKING ME STOP BEFORE I CAME SO I LASTED AS LONG AS HE DID. 40 MINUTES
What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)? 3
Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric? CROTCH CENTRIC
Spit or swallow? I'D LOVE HER TO SWALLOW, I'D ACCEPT SPIT...SHE'D SOONER LET IT COVER MY STOMACH
When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble? SHOOT BUT NOT FAR
Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on? BY HER, HOT
Have you ever had sex in a public place? YES
Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you? YES 2 COUPLES IN THE SAME ROOM
Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated? BALCONY OF A CHURCH, AND NOT SURE
Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross? IN COLLEGE TIED DOWN ON A BED, GIRL SITTING ON MY COCK RUBBING HER CLIT LAUGHING ABOUT IF SHE MOVED IT MIGHT FALL OUT, 2ND GIRL SITTING ON MY FACE LOOKING AT OTHER GIRL AND KEPT FARTING WITH MY TONGUE IN HER PUSSY, BOTH GIRLS SUCKING THIS OTHER GUY'S BIG DICK, GIRL ON MY DICK SAYING IT'S TO BIG YOUR GOING TO MAKE ME GAG....WE WERE ALL DRUNK.....SHE THREW UP ALL OVER ME, I THREW UP, TURNING MY HEAD AND IT BEING ALL DOWN MY CHEEK AND IN MY HAIR, THE GIRL GRABS MY HEAD AND TURNS ME FACE UP AND SAYS DON'T STOP, SO MY VOMIT IS SMEARED ALL OVER HER THIGH AND MY CHEEK.....EVENTUALLY I WAS LAYING THERE COVERED IN VOMIT WITH THE TWO GIRLS ON HANDS AND KNEES OVER MY BODY WITH THE OTHER GUY GOING BACK AND FORTH TAKING THEM DOGGY.
Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex? NO, NOT BEFORE MY WIFE
Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex? YES AND YES
Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)? YES TO 3, NOT REALLY A 4, i GAVE HER ORAL BEFORE WATCHING HER HAVE A 3
Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy? YES
Can a dildo feel as good as a penis? I WOULDN'T KNOW
What are your favorite positions? HER ON TOP
Your most embarrassing sexual experience? BEING EXPOSED SIDE BY SIDE WITH MY WIFE'S HUNG EX-BOYFRIEND IN FRONT OF A FEW OF HER FRIENDS
Have you ever had any genital injuries? SHE PUNISHED MY BALLS SO BAD THEY RETRACTED FOR SEVERAL DAYS, SOUGHT MEDICAL ATTENTION
Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection? NO
Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement? GOOD WITH WHAT I HAVE BUT NOT AS GOOD AS OTHERS, BUT MY ORAL....UNMATCHED
If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do. SPEND ALL DAY IN BED WITH MY WIFE
What’s something you like about your body? SEE #41. EVERYONE CHECKS OUT MY ASS
What’s something you dislike about your body? I'M SMALL
What body parts do you find the sexiest? LONG TONE LEGS MEETING IN A FIRM ASS
What was your most recent sexual thought? MY WIFE AND HER EX-BOYFRIEND HAVE TODAY OFF
Do you ever just play with your balls, penis, hole? LIKE MASTURBATION?
When was the last time you touched your genitals? TOOK A PISS 20 MINUTES AGO
What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation? Depends on what I want at the moment. Sometimes I just want to stroke my cock and other times I want to pound some pussy.
Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated. Taint, balls, neck, nipples, cock
Have you ever had your prostate stimulated? No
Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals? No
Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot? No
Are handjobs boring, or underrated? No. I love watching someone else stroking my cock. Kinda sexy to watch.
Do you like having your balls touched? Hell yes! Especially when she's riding me. If she reaches back and massages my balls, I am GOING to cum!
Do you like having your nipples touched? Yes
Do you like having your anus touched? Yes
Have you ever been fisted? No
Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)? Depends on her really.
Do you have any kinks? Yes. Eating my own creampie. Would like to eat someone elses though.
Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella? No
Do you pee in the shower? Yes
Do you ever masturbate in the shower? Yes
Have you had sex in the shower? Yes
Do you like being naked? Yes. Love it!
Do you sleep partially/fully naked? Yes
Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity? Yes
Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts? Yes. Always!
Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)? Yes
Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom? No
Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online? Yes. Yes. Yes.
How many sexual partners have you had? Why count? Just do it!
How often do you masturbate? Depends on my mood. But daily if I'm horny.
What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)? Sitting or lying down.
Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc. Cocoa butter and using one hand to stroke the shaft while the other strokes and massages the head.
What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)? Porn (amateur)
Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore? Yes. 7.5hrs
Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals? "Wow!"
What kind of underwear do you normally wear? Boxer briefs, boxers or briefs (2xist, Evolve)
Do you ever go commando? Yes. Normally during warmer months though.
Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep? Had my first wet dream when I was 32.
How big is your penis? 9.25" x 6.5"
Does your penis curve at all? Slight left curve.
Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it? Yes. Yes.
Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care? N/A
Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way? I think genitals; both male and female are incredibly sexy (sometimes).
Do you like the way your genitals look? Yes. Just wish it were bigger.
Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup? Yep.
Do you like your butt? Yep
What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)? Trim bikini line. Keep the rest hairy.
Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair? I like hairy pussy.
Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed? I dress left.
Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people? No. Maybe.
What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm? Tightly massaging my head while stroking my cock.
Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating? Yes.
What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session? 7.5hrs
What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)? Three
Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric? Crotch centric. Had one full body.
Spit or swallow? I swallow my own cum all the time.
When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble? Maybe one shot - the rest is dribble. I'm jealous of shooters.
Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on? Had a woman that squirted on my face and in my mouth. I thought it was incredibly hot!
Have you ever had sex in a public place? Yes. Beach.
Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you? Yes.
Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated? I'd say the beach. It was broad daylight with no way of hiding.
Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross? Not really. Period sex - but honestly, it's not gross.
Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex? I tend to moan a bit when fucking. I'm quiet during masturbation until I cum.
Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex? Yes.
Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)? Yes I have had a threesome.
Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy? No
Can a dildo feel as good as a penis? N/A
What are your favorite positions? Missionary
Your most embarrassing sexual experience? Having my partner's sister walk out of her room and see me eating her pussy. No one seemed bothered about it so I kept on going. She did it again when I was fucking her on the living room floor a few minutes later.
Have you ever had any genital injuries? No. Thank gawd!
Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection? Not a single one!
Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement? I think I'm pretty good.
If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do. Take a big cock. Take a huge cock. Get gangbanged. Try to squirt. Finger myself.
What’s something you like about your body? Fairly slim but cut.
What’s something you dislike about your body? Out of shape. Need to get back to exercising once I get my back issues resolved.
What body parts do you find the sexiest? My cock of course!
What was your most recent sexual thought? Whether or not this woman will call me to fuck.
Do you ever just play with your balls, penis, hole? Yes. Yes. No
When was the last time you touched your genitals? 30min ago
Do you often imagine people naked? All. The. Time.
What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation? - Masturbation, but I'll have to get back to you on this question.
Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated. - Inner thighs are a weakness for me. Nothing aside from the obvious genitals as far as I'm aware.
Have you ever had your prostate stimulated? - No
Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals? - No
Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot? - No
Are handjobs boring, or underrated? - I'll get back to you on that.
Do you like having your balls touched? - See above.
Do you like having your nipples touched? - Not really.
Do you like having your anus touched? - Haven't tried, but not really interested for the most part.
Have you ever been fisted? - Nope.
Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)? - Depends on my mood.
Do you have any kinks? - Not really.
Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella? - Negative.
Do you pee in the shower? - Haven't in a long time.
Do you ever masturbate in the shower? - On rare occasions.
Have you had sex in the shower? - Nope.
Do you like being naked? - Not really, outside of showering and sleeping.
Do you sleep partially/fully naked? - Yes.
Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity? - Nope.
Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts? - Yes.
Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)? - Nope
Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom? - I'd be mildly weirded out.
Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online? - Yes, yes, and technically.
How many sexual partners have you had? - Zero.
How often do you masturbate? - Ranges from daily to weekly or so. Rarely I'll do so more than once a day, if I'm especially horny.
What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)? - Sitting or standing. Makes it easier to clean up.
Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc. - I'll rub my bulge to get it nice and hard, then stroke until I cum. That's the basic gist of it.
What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)? - A variety of things, ranging from huge penis, as you could have guessed, to huge tits/ass, to FBBs, to usually-hung trans women. Sometimes there will be extra modifiers in the mix, such as mature or ebony.
Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore? - Somewhat. But it's rare.
Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals? - Get back to me on that.
What kind of underwear do you normally wear? - Boxer briefs.
Do you ever go commando? - Nope.
Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep? - Before I started masturbating on the regular, yes. Hasn't happened since, though, thankfully.
How big is your penis? - A bit above 6 long, a bit over 5 around. For reference, I can fit 5 quarters on it hard with a bit of real estate to spare.
Does your penis curve at all? - Yes, upwards,
Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it? - Yes, and I don't mind at all.
Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care? - It's a bit of a turn-off for me. I find uncut a bit less aesthetically pleasing. But it's not a deal-breaker.
Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way? - Depends on the genitals. Huge dicks will just about always turn me on, as will nice-looking pussies. Tiny dicks do nothing for me, and some pussies just repulse me.
Do you like the way your genitals look? - I'm pretty content with them.
Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup? - Would be nice.
Do you like your butt? - Yes.
What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)? - I'll sometimes trim it.
Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair? - On dudes, I prefer minimal pubic hair. On women, I prefer either shaved or trimmed.
Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed? - It's too small soft to tuck.
Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people? - No, and no.
What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm? - 2 strokes before orgasm.
Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating? - Sometimes.
What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session? - Longest I've masturbated was probably 2 hours or so, resulting in multiple orgasms. Sex you'll have to get back to me on.
What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)? - 4 in a day, 3 in a session, I believe. I think both via webcamming.
Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric? - Usually crotch centric, although full body does happen with really strong ones.
Spit or swallow? - Get back to me on this.
When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble? - Depends on the strength of the orgasm.
Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on? - Gross to do so on myself, get back to me on this otherwise.
Have you ever had sex in a public place? - Nope
Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you? - Nope
Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated? - I don't really choose unorthodox places to do such things.
Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross? - Nope
Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex? - Only if someone else is watching with masturbation.
Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex? - Nope.
Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)? - I'd love to do something like this some day.
Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy? - Nope.
Can a dildo feel as good as a penis? - I wouldn't know.
What are your favorite positions? - Get back to me on this.
Your most embarrassing sexual experience? - See above.
Have you ever had any genital injuries? - Nope.
Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection? - Nope.
Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement? - I wouldn't know.
If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do. - Masturbate. Possibly take a huge dick. IDK otherwise.
What’s something you like about your body? - My ass and genitals
What’s something you dislike about your body? - My stomach.
What body parts do you find the sexiest? - Tits, ass, dick.
What was your most recent sexual thought? - Worshipping the penis of someone on here.
Do you ever just play with your balls, penis, hole? - Penis, yes.
When was the last time you touched your genitals? - As I'm working my way down these questions.
Do you often imagine people naked? - Sometimes. Often if it's someone I've seen naked or near-naked before.
What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation? Partner is way better than self
Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated. Bed, car, shower, St.Thomas, Europe
Have you ever had your prostate stimulated? Self
Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals? Occurred in genitals, but stimulating other areas
Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot? male
Are handjobs boring, or underrated? yes
Do you like having your balls touched? god yes
Do you like having your nipples touched? fuck yes
Do you like having your anus touched? probably
Have you ever been fisted? no
Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)? no outright pain
Do you have any kinks? numerous
Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella? bondage yes, pain no
Do you pee in the shower? sometimes
Do you ever masturbate in the shower? rarely
Have you had sex in the shower? yes
Do you like being naked? of course
Do you sleep partially/fully naked? used to sleep commando, now wear underpants and socks
Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity? hard pass
Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts? sure
Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)? not as an adult
Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom? not into it
Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online? no x 3
How many sexual partners have you had? 1
How often do you masturbate? about weekly
What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)? varies
Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc. stimulate penis with variety of things
What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)? yes
Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore? rarely
Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals? yum
What kind of underwear do you normally wear? snug poly-cotton boxer briefs
Do you ever go commando? nope
Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep? not anymore
How big is your penis? 9 US pennies long, 5.25 US quarters around
Does your penis curve at all? very slight upward curve
Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it? cut as infant. no frame of reference to feel differently
Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care? straight
Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way? some are attractive, some are ugly, just like people
Do you like the way your genitals look? meh
Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup? probably
Do you like your butt? can't really see it
What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)? trim occasionally
Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair? nah
Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed? penis up
Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people? have factory original equipment. am fascinated by genital piercing but likely will never modify mine
What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm? depends, are we counting all the preceding teasing and foreplay?
Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating? sometimes
What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session? couple hours
What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)? 4 I think
Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric? usually crotch. really good ones are full body
Spit or swallow? straight
When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble? yes
Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on? straight
Have you ever had sex in a public place? define public
Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you? no
Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated? whirlpool tub at B+B
Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross? encountered a yeast infection once
Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex? sometimes
Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex? almost
Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)? no
Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy? not as a grown-up
Can a dildo feel as good as a penis? straight
What are your favorite positions? any
Your most embarrassing sexual experience? pass
Have you ever had any genital injuries? no
Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection? no
Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement? need practice
If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do. get cunnilingus, use a vibrator, get fucked, use a dildo, get fisted
What’s something you like about your body?
What’s something you dislike about your body?
What body parts do you find the sexiest?
What was your most recent sexual thought?
Do you ever just play with your balls, penis, hole?
What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation? MASTURBATION
Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated. NIPPLES DICK BALLS
Have you ever had your prostate stimulated? NO
Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals? NO
Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot? NAH
Are handjobs boring, or underrated? UNDERRATED
Do you like having your balls touched? YES
Do you like having your nipples touched? YES
Do you like having your anus touched? SOMETIMES
Have you ever been fisted? NO
Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)? ALOT
Do you have any kinks? BOH
Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella? LIGHT CBT AND KNOB POLISHING
Do you pee in the shower? YES
Do you ever masturbate in the shower? YES
Have you had sex in the shower? YES
Do you like being naked? YES
Do you sleep partially/fully naked? NAKED IN SUMMER
Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity? YEAH
Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts? NOPE
Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)? NOT IN THE SAME BOX
Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom? NO PROBLEM PISSING, DONT LIKE BEING WATCHED SHITTING
Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online? LOTS OF TIMES
How many sexual partners have you had? DIDNT COUNT
How often do you masturbate? DAILY IF POSSIBLE
What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)? LAYING BACK
Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc. BASICALLY TWO WAYS: KEEPING FORESKIN INSIDE THE FIST AND GOING UP AND DOWN, OR MORE FREQUENTLY WITH FORESKING COMPLETELY RETRACTED WANKING THE HEAD AND SHAFT LIKE CUT GUYS. WITH OR WITHOUT LUBE
What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)? PORN
Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore? YES
Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals? LOOKS TASTY
What kind of underwear do you normally wear? BRIEFS
Do you ever go commando? YEAH
Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep? RARE
How big is your penis? 16CM
Does your penis curve at all? NOPE
Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it? UNCUT, AND I WOULD LOVE TO BE CUT
Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care? DONT CARE, BUT BASICALLY PREFER UNCUT
Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way? ATTRACTIVE
Do you like the way your genitals look? WOULD LOVE TO BE MUCH A SHOWER AND MORE HUGE
Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup? WTF.
Do you like your butt? YEW
What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)? TRIM
Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair? TRIMMED
Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed? NOPE
Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people? I LIKE PA BUT DONT HAVE ONE
What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm? COUPLE OF MINS
Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating? SOMETIMES
What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session? 3HRS / HALF AN HOUR FUCKING
What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)? 3
Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric? CROTCH CENTRIC
Spit or swallow? SWALLOW
When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble? SHOOT
Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on? HOT
Have you ever had sex in a public place? YES
Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you? NO
Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated? DONT REMEMBER
Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross? NOPE
Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex? QUITE VOCAL
Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex? YES
Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)? YES I HAD
Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy? NOPE
Can a dildo feel as good as a penis? NEVER TRIED
What are your favorite positions? DOGGY STILE
Your most embarrassing sexual experience? FOUND SHIT ON MY DICK AFTER FUCKING AN ASS
Have you ever had any genital injuries? NO
Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection? NO
Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement? I AM GOOD
If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do. FUCKING
What’s something you like about your body? LEGS AND ASS
What’s something you dislike about your body? MAN BOOBS
What body parts do you find the sexiest? CROTCH
What was your most recent sexual thought? FUCKING A COLLEAGUE
Do you ever just play with your balls, penis, hole? NO
When was the last time you touched your genitals? HALF AN HR
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