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“Come on in and shut the door… quickly.”
Ryder waves me into his dorm room. His teammates Vinny and Paddy are already inside and laughing hysterically.
“Notice anything different?”
I’m not usually in Ryder’s room. He’s shirtless, like usual. Maybe he got another tattoo? My eyes scan his chest, move down past his abs and drop toward – oh fuck.
Ryder’s hog.
Ryder’s massive hog.
Ryder was totally naked, flexing his arms with his porn star dick poking ahead of him at full mast. I mean, I’ve heard the rumors because Ryder likes to brag around the dorm. But lots of guys back at my high school used to talk about being hung and were totally average when you’d see them in the showers. I have a decent cock but Ryder’s is enormous.
And there was a second one.
Two of the fucking monsters.
“Jack…” Ryder snaps me out of my brief trance. “Look at this fucking dildo Sam found!”
Ryder’s hand is holding a silicone missile alarmingly similar to the real thing. Well, except for its deep green color because this dildo-cosplaying-as-a-cucumber has school spirit.
“I was just telling Vinny. Our captain was out at the sex shop with his girl and apparently he saw this dildo on the wall and got it for me as a little welcome to the team gift.”
Ryder waved his hand around and the dildo flopped with his movements.
“He’d know all about little gifts,” Paddy joked. Vinny and Ryder started laughing with him. I’m not on the soccer team but I have showered in our school’s gym for an entire semester and I can’t imagine anyone on our campus can measure up.
“Can you believe it? They’re the same exact size and shape, even the fucking veins look identical.”
“Catch, man.” Ryder tosses the dildo to me and it wobbles through the air. I catch it at its base and realize that even if I grabbed it with both of my hands there’d still be another few inches left over. I could barely imagine what it would be like to have that monster swinging around in my pants all of the time.
“That’s insane man.“
Ryder grabs the remainder of the dildo so we each have a full hand gripping its length and pulls it down toward the real thing. Ryder isn’t lying. Well, except for the size of the balls at the dildo’s base. Ryder’s sack was much bigger.
“Your next four years of college are set, man,” Paddy explains. “If Sam goes into a sex shop and the first thing he thinks when he sees a dildo is “damn, this looks just like the hung freshman’s cock”? Dude, he said that shit in front of his girlfriend. She’s probably still rubbing it to your hog. It’s only a matter of days until his girlfriend is begging for the real thing and you’re fucking her brains out while he’s jacking it off in the corner!.”
“If Sam doesn’t want you to fuck him first. You ever think about fucking Sam?” Vinny asks.
Ryder's never given me any queer vibes before but he thinks for a moment.
“Not really… I mean… I’m pretty sure a hole’s a hole, but I’ve never fucked guys before.”
“Does that mean you’ll finally peg Paddy then?” I poke my way back into the conversation. “He’s practically been begging for it since I entered the room!”.
Shitting on Paddy is one of my favorite hobbies. Ryder and Vinny started laughing hysterically but Paddy gave me a dirty look.
“It would really bring new meaning to the phrase team practice. You think your ass could even handle me?” Ryder taunts.
“Fuck off, Ryde.” Paddy acted like he wasn’t excited by the offer. “If you’re desperate for a warm hole just go downstairs. There are dozens of girls who’d slurp your dick if it meant they got to swallow your load. Probably some guys too. But I’m not one of them.”
The more he argued the more sus it made Paddy look..
“C’mon man, if I blindfolded you and had you open your mouth you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.”
“Sure you could. The taste alone would give it away.”
“Oh yeah? I didn’t know you were an expert in how Ryder tastes. Like an avocado, right?” I fire another shot at Paddy. It’s fun watching him get all flustered and defensive.
Ryder jokingly took the dildo and moved it toward Paddy’s lips, stopping right before contact.
“Wanna give it a little kiss? Taste for yourself?”
Paddy pushed the dildo away, but it bounced back to slap him across the face. Vinny, Ryder and I nearly fell to the floor laughing.
“Damn, Ryde. At least buy him dinner first.”
“Or at least give him time to practice with something smaller. You can’t just go from nothing to a Ryder-sized hole.”
“Yeah, you’re probably right,” Ryder admitted. “But damn do I have a new respect for any of the girls who’ve been able to take me.”
“Come on in and shut the door… quickly.”
Ryder waves me into his dorm room. His teammates Vinny and Paddy are already inside and laughing hysterically.
“Notice anything different?”
I’m not usually in Ryder’s room. He’s shirtless, like usual. Maybe he got another tattoo? My eyes scan his chest, move down past his abs and drop toward – oh fuck.
Ryder’s hog.
Ryder’s massive hog.
Ryder was totally naked, flexing his arms with his porn star dick poking ahead of him at full mast. I mean, I’ve heard the rumors because Ryder likes to brag around the dorm. But lots of guys back at my high school used to talk about being hung and were totally average when you’d see them in the showers. I have a decent cock but Ryder’s is enormous.
And there was a second one.
Two of the fucking monsters.
“Jack…” Ryder snaps me out of my brief trance. “Look at this fucking dildo Sam found!”
Ryder’s hand is holding a silicone missile alarmingly similar to the real thing. Well, except for its deep green color because this dildo-cosplaying-as-a-cucumber has school spirit.
“I was just telling Vinny. Our captain was out at the sex shop with his girl and apparently he saw this dildo on the wall and got it for me as a little welcome to the team gift.”
Ryder waved his hand around and the dildo flopped with his movements.
“He’d know all about little gifts,” Paddy joked. Vinny and Ryder started laughing with him. I’m not on the soccer team but I have showered in our school’s gym for an entire semester and I can’t imagine anyone on our campus can measure up.
“Can you believe it? They’re the same exact size and shape, even the fucking veins look identical.”
“Catch, man.” Ryder tosses the dildo to me and it wobbles through the air. I catch it at its base and realize that even if I grabbed it with both of my hands there’d still be another few inches left over. I could barely imagine what it would be like to have that monster swinging around in my pants all of the time.
“That’s insane man.“
Ryder grabs the remainder of the dildo so we each have a full hand gripping its length and pulls it down toward the real thing. Ryder isn’t lying. Well, except for the size of the balls at the dildo’s base. Ryder’s sack was much bigger.
“Your next four years of college are set, man,” Paddy explains. “If Sam goes into a sex shop and the first thing he thinks when he sees a dildo is “damn, this looks just like the hung freshman’s cock”? Dude, he said that shit in front of his girlfriend. She’s probably still rubbing it to your hog. It’s only a matter of days until his girlfriend is begging for the real thing and you’re fucking her brains out while he’s jacking it off in the corner!.”
“If Sam doesn’t want you to fuck him first. You ever think about fucking Sam?” Vinny asks.
Ryder's never given me any queer vibes before but he thinks for a moment.
“Not really… I mean… I’m pretty sure a hole’s a hole, but I’ve never fucked guys before.”
“Does that mean you’ll finally peg Paddy then?” I poke my way back into the conversation. “He’s practically been begging for it since I entered the room!”.
Shitting on Paddy is one of my favorite hobbies. Ryder and Vinny started laughing hysterically but Paddy gave me a dirty look.
“It would really bring new meaning to the phrase team practice. You think your ass could even handle me?” Ryder taunts.
“Fuck off, Ryde.” Paddy acted like he wasn’t excited by the offer. “If you’re desperate for a warm hole just go downstairs. There are dozens of girls who’d slurp your dick if it meant they got to swallow your load. Probably some guys too. But I’m not one of them.”
The more he argued the more sus it made Paddy look..
“C’mon man, if I blindfolded you and had you open your mouth you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.”
“Sure you could. The taste alone would give it away.”
“Oh yeah? I didn’t know you were an expert in how Ryder tastes. Like an avocado, right?” I fire another shot at Paddy. It’s fun watching him get all flustered and defensive.
Ryder jokingly took the dildo and moved it toward Paddy’s lips, stopping right before contact.
“Wanna give it a little kiss? Taste for yourself?”
Paddy pushed the dildo away, but it bounced back to slap him across the face. Vinny, Ryder and I nearly fell to the floor laughing.
“Damn, Ryde. At least buy him dinner first.”
“Or at least give him time to practice with something smaller. You can’t just go from nothing to a Ryder-sized hole.”
“Yeah, you’re probably right,” Ryder admitted. “But damn do I have a new respect for any of the girls who’ve been able to take me.”
