Colton underwood- american football player

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And the truth comes out. So someone turned his harassment right back at him via alleged photos of him in someplace he shouldn't have been based on the straight Christian boy image he decided to sell to the world. Props to his publicist for turning lemons into lemonade.

Of course, he isn't some virgin, haha. Even his explanation regarding "sexual acts" is convoluted enough to give him cover incase one of his hookups decides to share the tea. He's still playing around with the truth because this guy cant help but lie. Now that he's out I hope he moves past his instincts to be deceitful or stop sharing half-truths.

I'd also like to see his nudes one day. This site lives for a good nude photo so I'm not going to be selective about the cocks that grace the internet. Might help his rating with Netflix (Kanye shrug).
 
I watched his Vanity Fair video.

He did the song and dance about his abusive actions towards Cassie "not being who he is" even though it was him that did all of that. He also said that he acted out because he felt that Cassie was his, "last straight relationship." At the same time he said he really only came out and told his publicist after he received that email about him hooking up in a bathhouse (likely nude). When asked if he reached out to Cassie after telling the world that she was nothing more than a beard or person for him to own (via his stalking) he said "No" then smiled.

Now he wants nothing more than to be married and have children with his future husband. He's also listened and taken to heart the criticism he's received, but wouldn't be changing anything. If he could do it all over again he'd still be on the Bachelor, coming out on GMA, and do his Netflix show (i'm assuming that last bit).

Basically, he knew he was lying through his teeth during the Bachelor and when he wrote his book about being a straight. I feel like his only regret is that trip to the bathhouse and maybe the Grindr hookups. He's certainly let his hair down and dropped some of his (traditionally) straight facade which is nice. I hope he's enjoying his new found freedom. Beyond that, he didn't have much more to offer; he's rather bland on screen.

Expect a reenactment of the outing screen from "Love, Simmon" during an episode where he recaps his experience with that email. There will be tears, there will be hugs, and when the cameras stop, loads will be shared.
 
I watched his Vanity Fair video.

He did the song and dance about his abusive actions towards Cassie "not being who he is" even though it was him that did all of that. He also said that he acted out because he felt that Cassie was his, "last straight relationship." At the same time he said he really only came out and told his publicist after he received that email about him hooking up in a bathhouse (likely nude). When asked if he reached out to Cassie after telling the world that she was nothing more than a beard or person for him to own (via his stalking) he said "No" then smiled.

Now he wants nothing more than to be married and have children with his future husband. He's also listened and taken to heart the criticism he's received, but wouldn't be changing anything. If he could do it all over again he'd still be on the Bachelor, coming out on GMA, and do his Netflix show (i'm assuming that last bit).

Basically, he knew he was lying through his teeth during the Bachelor and when he wrote his book about being a straight. I feel like his only regret is that trip to the bathhouse and maybe the Grindr hookups. He's certainly let his hair down and dropped some of his (traditionally) straight facade which is nice. I hope he's enjoying his new found freedom. Beyond that, he didn't have much more to offer; he's rather bland on screen.

Expect a reenactment of the outing screen from "Love, Simmon" during an episode where he recaps his experience with that email. There will be tears, there will be hugs, and when the cameras stop, loads will be shared.

From the bathhouse to the alter?

Ya, it ain't happening.
 
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From the bathhouse to the alter?

Ya, it ain't happening.
Ricky Martin pulled it off a transition from water sports and bathhouses to married life, so not a stretch for Colto. He screams house in the burbs with an Aussie Doodle or a German Shepard, and two blonde sons. His husband will look identical and come with enough social media clout to get a few endorsements. He may become a spokesperson for the Log Cabin Republicans! Gay, Christian, family man, conservative.

He wont ever have to be single for long. He'll be either married or have no emotional attachments to men and come out as bisexual within 3 years. He nearly married a woman he knew for like 6 months so he moves fast.