Colton underwood- american football player

Ricky Martin pulled it off a transition from water sports and bathhouses to married life, so not a stretch for Colto. He screams house in the burbs with an Aussie Doodle or a German Shepard, and two blonde sons. His husband will look identical and come with enough social media clout to get a few endorsements. He may become a spokesperson for the Log Cabin Republicans! Gay, Christian, family man, conservative.

He wont ever have to be single for long. He'll be either married or have no emotional attachments to men and come out as bisexual within 3 years. He nearly married a woman he knew for like 6 months so he moves fast.

Perhaps.

Everything has been a lie and he keeps getting caught in more lies.

He's straight. In reality is gay.

He's a virgin. In reality is a cumdump at the bathhouse.

He's shooting a reality show on how to navigate what it's like to be gay. In reality he's been hooking up on grindr anonymously and trolling bathhouses. So much so, that his publicist had to ask him.

And yet, he can't figure out why his coming out has been accepted with a lot of side-eyeing.

You may be right but there's a clear reason why he took the route of grindr and bathhouses. No judgment at all but rewiring to monogamy and conventional relationships is tough road.
 
I wouldn’t be surprised if this bathhouse blackmail story is exaggerated or completely made up in order to divert from some other lie or as another way to get sympathy, to self-promote and to make headlines. The fact that he’s pretty much saying if not for the blackmail, trolling bathhouses and being on Grindr then he probably wouldn’t be “out”, it kinda says it all. If it weren’t for that he’d likely be looking for a new girlfriend on some other TV show.

I’m trying my best not to be so crude and judgmental. I’ve definitely had my missteps. And I sympathize with closet pressures, hetero pressures, how fragile the male ego is, and confusions or uncertainty or contradictions or fluidity as far as sexuality and the gender or orientation spectrum. But this dude, his stories, his privilege, his constant self-promotion and his constant public validation seeking- it’s a lot to take.

Some things are for sure though: he’s messy as hell, has no problem manipulating and lying to build persona no matter how public it is or how long it goes on, and he’s someone who will continue to use whatever route he goes down for relevance and come-ups.
 
Here is the tea from another forum:

When the story about him being gay broke out:
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From what I read that person never contacted colton ever.

That person other post about it was:
Yes, young guys go to the bathhouse. And yes, young guys like Colton go there to get pounded by older daddies. That's a normal weeknight, let alone a wild weekend at a spa.

I find it funny how now he's saying he's getting blackmailed.
 
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I knew he was full of shit. That’s all I’m gonna say. He went from I’m not gay and not into guys to I’m now accepting I’m gay but I’m new to this world and need help, to ok guys I’ve had sexual experience with guys BUT! BUT! I never had sex! Also you went to a bathhouse full of men and you were “just looking”?? Yeah ure full of shit loollll. Long story short, you were one of those self righteous DL Republican “”Christians”” who constantly sit on a moral throne and judge everyone for their lifestyle while deep down hiding your raging homosexuality. And then when everyone suspected that you were gay cause there was something off about you, you decide to go on a dating show to find a wife prove to your family and friends that you are straight. Then your secretly life comes back to bite and you get blackmailed into coming out and you decide to take control of the narrative ( smartttt boy I’ll give him that) now youre walking around thinking you’re some hero? Yeah trash.
 
Why does he have SO MANY BLIND ITEMS

Blind Items
December 18, 2018
Producers just paid more to one man then they did to the entire cast of this network reality love fest. Why? He was going to tell the truth about this closeted reality star. He was going to spill everything.

January 8, 2019
I wonder if the producers are going to convince the guy he needs to try a woman just for the sake of ratings or if he can stick with guys. This one season wonder who has become two does have a long time boyfriend.

July 25, 2019
This recent Bachelor had a catered dinner for the anniversary of the first date with his boyfriend.

September 27, 2019
This one season wonder plays her role to perfection. The one season wonder who is supposed to be her boyfriend keeps seeing other guys.

March 27, 2021
This closeted double one season wonder is having a tough time making ends meet and is discussing coming out and doing gay porn.

April 14, 2021
It turns out all it took for the one season wonder to come out as gay was cold hard cash. That should be part of speaking your truth.
 
From the bathhouse to the alter?

Ya, it ain't happening.
Loolll come on, he’s a white, clean-cut, fairly attractive, muscular, blonde hair, blue-eyed, gay man. He’s white first, gay second. Even I know how easy it for people like us to rebrand into someone totally new and make everyone forget about past mistakes lol. Colton is gonna do the same and if and when someone brings up his shady ways in the future, they will be shut down instantly with “eVerYboDy mAkeS miStaKes. PEoPle grOW”. And just like that Colton with coast into the sunset unscathed with his mirror reflection of a husband or well-established DILF. He’s not the first and definitely won’t be the last. People like him will always be awarded second chances and retribution that wouldn’t be available to others.
 
He’ll have his basic fans and will get some gigs here and there. But he’s been too messy, problematic, manipulative and even criminalistic to ever have mainstream popularity again. He can definitely get a rich husband though.
Agreed. Too much baggage. He might need to stick to instagram long term for his attention fix.
 
i had to laugh when i read the blackmail story

"While there’s nothing funny about blackmail, the best bit of this story is that Underwood claims he was at the gay spa “just to look”. Riight, and we’re going to McDonald’s for the salads. Although, its understandable; where else would a closeted gay guy see a penis? They really should have stuff like that freely available online."

But clearly, Colton was spotted while window-shopping for dick while at the “well-known” sauna in LA. After forwarding the email to his publicist, it forced Colton to be honest about his sexuality and how they could monetize it instead"


spot on.
such a dirtbag of human waste xD
 
He’ll have his basic fans and will get some gigs here and there. But he’s been too messy, problematic, manipulative and even criminalistic to ever have mainstream popularity again. He can definitely get a rich husband though.
Just imagine how many sugardaddies have alreeady lined up. I am sure he already has offers. He can join the likes of carlosmaro
 
Just imagine how many sugardaddies have alreeady lined up. I am sure he already has offers. He can join the likes of carlosmaro
True . when ‘celebrity’ gays come out it is often a car crash of unnecessary drama

wether it’s a football player or a British rugby player - Gareth Thomas was ‘well known’ regular at a London Sauna and a total hungry bottom - there was a crowd forming apparently lol

they behave messy and reckless then turn it into a media story for sympathy
 
Ricky Martin pulled it off a transition from water sports and bathhouses to married life, so not a stretch for Colto. He screams house in the burbs with an Aussie Doodle or a German Shepard, and two blonde sons. His husband will look identical and come with enough social media clout to get a few endorsements. He may become a spokesperson for the Log Cabin Republicans! Gay, Christian, family man, conservative.

He wont ever have to be single for long. He'll be either married or have no emotional attachments to men and come out as bisexual within 3 years. He nearly married a woman he knew for like 6 months so he moves fast.
Your comment was slightly caustic and bitchy but totally on point . I agree with all that . Lol
 
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I watched his Vanity Fair video.

He's certainly let his hair down and dropped some of his (traditionally) straight facade

This! I just watched his Vanity Fair video its just so scary how effeminate he’s become! comparing it to any other interviews he’s done pre-coming out, it’s like two different people; one who might be gay and the other who’s totally gay. He’s sketch as fuck. Also anyone who has taking courses in Body Language 101 will watch the video and immediately know he’s not being honest. The ENTIRE interview he was very rigid and his hands were clasped together and kept out of sight under the table, which in BL 101 is a super clear sign someone is withholding the truth, plus when answering the interviewer he would look down and to the side and wouldnt even make eye contact, only when he’s listening. Most evident sign of deception.

I was hoping this interview would change my mind but it solidified my hypothesis. This guy is a con artist. If he hadn’t been blackmailed into coming out he would have stayed “straight”, married him a beard, had some kids and a white picket fence, while vilifying homosexuality. He definitely ought to thank his PR team for being able to turn lemon into lemonade for him.
 
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