Colton underwood- american football player

I think sex with Colton is by definition always great. Great body, great face, hungry hole.
I bet I’d love to have hot sex with Colton bet his hole is nice and hairy
 
I predict a Colton Haynes style quickie divorce
Not sure... seems like a more stable and mature guy than Colton's ex-husband. But hey, who knows with marriage. Some people date for 10 years, and then get married and divorce a few months later.
 
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This page is beginning to read like the scene in Carrie when Betty Buckley tells the girls she's going to revoke their tickets to the prom.

Let's hope poor Jordon's doesn't get a pail of pig blood dropped on him at the wedding.