David Beckham

That pic is an obvious fake. It suffers the Charlie Brown disease. The head is way too big for the man's body. It is like somebody photoshopped Beckham's head onto a naked white guy's body.
 
He may be pretty, but apparently not too bright. I have a male friend who works for a top sports line, shoes and etc.. Him and his team met with Beckham and Victoria when they were signing him on. My friend said whenever David opened his mouth it was like a trip to idiot island. His wife pretty much ran the show, and wasn't exactly friendly.

I guess I need to know there is more than air upstairs. But he is nice to look at.