Describe A Film In A Boring Way

[hellagood88]

Basically take the plot of a well known film and try and find a way to make it sound boring,

For example: 'Guy finds a ring and walks miles to throw it away'

 

[DiamondJoe]

If these missions are so damn impossible, how come this is the 8th?

 

[Meatn2veg]

A bloke is sent to prison and decides to escape. Yawn!

(Best film ever, by the way!)

 

[DiamondJoe]

Grumpy emo chick spends several years deciding whether to shag a corpse or a dog

 

[DiamondJoe]

Basically take the plot of a well known film and try and find a way to make it sound boring,

For example: 'Guy finds a ring and walks miles to throw it away'

*group spends 9 long hours returning jewellery?

 

[DiamondJoe]

Man child learns to be an adult*



* just about every Adam Sandler film

 

[hellagood88]

A rich dude buys an island and puts old lizards on it

 

[DiamondJoe]

A rich dude buys an island and puts old lizards on it

AKA, "the film where humans mess with forces beyond their control and get eaten by CGI dinosaurs" - again, could be any of them!

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Jim Carrey plays a *insert random funny job* and spends most of the movie making goofy faces, fart or burp noises and cracks jokes a ten year old who rides the shortbus would find hilarious.

 

[DiamondJoe]

Man in makeup trolls city to annoy billionaire

 

[Yorkie]

Man gets marooned on an island, talks to a volleyball, makes a raft, gets rescued.

 

[deleted3995231]

A dying guy remembers his childhood sled

 

[DiamondJoe]

Incestuous sibling defeat angry father with glo-sticks

 

[San Clemente]

Old maid broad from Brooklyn finds love and gets hot when she bangs her future brotha in law

 

[DiamondJoe]

Underage lovers accidentally kill themselves with help from the church

 

[mallak]

That movie where George Clooney lives in Hawaii and his kids are messed up but in the end they sort themselves out.

 

[mallak]

Grumpy emo chick spends several years deciding whether to shag a corpse or a dog

What the hell is this one?

 

[DiamondJoe]

What the hell is this one?

Lol - Twilight

 

[mallak]

Lol - Twilight

omg awesome description, lol. duh, i should have figured it out.

 

[halcyondays]

Two bandits (one who can't swim) rob trains and banks in North & South America and die in a hail of gunfire.