Describe A Film In A Boring Way

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Some Martians visit and give us the finger by wrecking some stuff. One feels up some Earth girl and makes her scream. Nerdy guy scares it away and makes it bleed. Martians wreck some more stuff. A-bombs bounce off them. All seems lost. Martians catch the sniffles and die. Earthlings rejoice and perform a hymn in unison. The end.

 

[mallak]

Constantly crying American girl driving her bf crazy with her mourning and her issues so he takes her to Sweden and they join a small farming community.

 

[halcyondays]

An alien botanist is left behind on Earth and is rescued by kids on bicycles.

 

[mallak]

Alcoholic country singer falls in love with Lady Gaga, writes a few nice songs with her, then drinks too much and calls it a day.

 

[halcyondays]

A young nanny teaches children to sing then marries their father who's old enough to be hers.

 

[Always4ever25]

One morning, a man wakes up to the end of the world. A plague has spread across the world, seemingly overnight, in which it wiped out most of world's humanity. All that's left are piles of rubbish, and it's he needs to find refugee. Along the way, he finds more piles of rubbish.

 

[Justfname1]

A man discovers his son and someone's random daughter can predict when the world will end. Then the world ended.

 

[seventiesdemon]

In a Galaxy......Far, far, very far, so far, that it's far enough to be too far. Any farther, it would be so far away that looking at it from far away would make it seem so far away that being far away is further than far, it's way further than far.

 

[halcyondays]

A frustrated middle-aged actor finally lands a role by dressing as a woman. In no time s/he becomes massively famous then throws it all away to run a play in a barn.

 

[XL_Lingam]

Girl and her dog and some dudes she meets along the way walk to a city to see an old man. When they get there she wakes up. It was just a dream.

 

[XL_Lingam]

A guy runs a motel and really misses his mother.

 

[XL_Lingam]

OK, few more.

• Girl gets teased at prom and gets upset about it.
• Babysitter has to work on Halloween.
• Family goes to work at an empty hotel in the winter. It snows a lot and they get on each others nerves. The wife and son decide to leave early.
• This guy runs a bar in Casablanca. His ex-gf shows up with her husband. The guy thinks about it for a while and then tells her to leave.

 

[halcyondays]

A man escapes from a psych hospital so many times they lobotomize him.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Future freedom fighter who fights against robots sends his dad back in time to save his mom from killer robot sent by robot leader to kill her before future freedom fighter is born. Dad gets jiggy with mom and future freedom fighter is born anyway so he may send dad back to save mom from killer robot sent by robot leader to kill her before future freedom fighter is born.

 

[XL_Lingam]

A few more

• A woman meets a man named Christian Grey. He’s kind of a creep but she starts dating him anyway.
• An FBI agent visits a guy in jail for help on a case she’s working on. The guy in jail is kind of a creep but she works with him anyway.
• Alex gets in trouble and is arrested. In prison he watches some movies. When he’s released he becomes a law-abiding citizen.
• Tom Hanks gets stranded on a desert island. When he gets off the island he delivers a Fed Ex package. The end.
• Robert DeNiro drives a taxi and feels lonely.

 

[XL_Lingam]

Kathy Bates lets James Caan stay with her while he recuperates from a car accident.

 

[mallak]

Girl abused by her stepmom and stepsisters goes to a dance, loses her shoe while dancing with some hunk, she freaks out and just leaves the guy, he makes thousands of girls try on the shoe until he finds her but still makes her try it on for some reason (foot fetish?), then they get married.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Some people wake up on a spaceship when somebody calls for help. Crew argues about helping. One bitches about getting a bonus. They go help anyway. They find some big alien skeleton with a hole in it. Then things get really weird. An alien deep throats a crewmember. He doesn't enjoy it. He later gives birth to little alien baby. It doesn't come out where you think it might. Crew hunts alien. Alien hunts crew. Guess who wins? Never trust the cat. One guy's head comes off and he's full of milk. Never trust a robot. One crewmember left now. Lots of explosions, loud sirens and flashing lights. Ship is blowing up. Crewmember goes back for cat while alien sneaks onto lifeboat. Should have left the cat. Gratuitous underwear shot with some camel toe. K-Y jelly drips from alien's mouth. Alien blown into space. Sleep time. Possible sequel?

 

[DiamondJoe]

Young girl with mental health problems talks to furniture before marrying her kidnapper

 

[DiamondJoe]

Public bus runs ahead of schedule for a change.