Describe A Film In A Boring Way

[Debbie_J]

12 year old girl's new friend turns out to be a bad influence. Mother turns to pair of priests to set her straight again.

A grieving journalist finds and watches a disturbing video tape, so she makes a copy to help her get over it.

The trees and wind fist bump, resulting in folks killing themselves.

Happy Halloween

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Little girl talks back to TV. A closet gets hungry. Faces peel off. Some dead bodies go for a swim. Midget declares "This house is clean". It isn't. House goes into the light. Real estate developer will probably be sued.

 

[XL_Lingam]

A boy wins a ticket to tour a factory. He discovers the factory owner is mentally unstable and the place has numerous labor and safety violations.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Two escaped inmates and a tomboy argue on a train with no driver.

 

[DiamondJoe]

Pocahontas with blue people

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Aliens that ruined everyone's barbecue are defeated due to using an expired trial version of Norton Security.

 

[mallak]

A girl and guy fell in love who were on a huge boat that crashed into an iceberg and sank around a century ago. Many people died, but some were saved. Sad.

 

[DiamondJoe]

A girl and guy fell in love who were on a huge boat that crashed into an iceberg and sank around a century ago. Many people died, but some were saved. Sad.

I'm hearing that read in Trump's voice.

"Wealthy girl doesn't share door space with the poor drowning boy who drew her naked."

?

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Big black domino teaches monkeys to fight and then makes a man really old and then into a fetus after a ten minute acid trip.

 

[freakdick2hands]

Bug exterminator ignores product safety. Writes paranoid insect/alien porn. Maybe.

 

[DiamondJoe]

Space fascists fight space bugs

 

[freakdick2hands]

Two sweaty men catch the eye of a third sweaty guy who doesn't like the cut of their jib. At nearly 3 hours, you'll want to get in the tub afterwards and you won't be able to get the theme song out of your head.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Immortal guy with a big blue dong is framed with destroying the world.

 

[deleted5339781]

Lots of men board boats on a French beach

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Primitive space probe turns into powerful, destructive thing and goes searching for it's parents which it finds after subjecting the audience to two hours of special effects and dramatic facial expressions with little dialogue.

 

[freakdick2hands]

Simpleton boxer loses the fight. Oh well. Life goes on.

 

[swingfun]

Bunch of kids go to school and a bunch Of Cubans and Russians come in and break up the party.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Sometime in the future, a young man and woman who don't wish to be exploded when they turn 30 find some old man with a lot of cats.

 

[Moonlight99]

A woman interns for a woman and then she quits.

 

[seventiesdemon]

Yeah, well, with all the best technology we have sending it to Mars, we are giving the Martians who reside there ideas on invading us back again........Doh!