Describe A Film In A Boring Way
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A washed up schmuck pro-bowler with a rubber hand journeys with a con artist and an Amish guy in an attempt to reclaim his lost glory.
Two mooks beat the shit out of each other in the boxing ring. The hero gets beaten like a rented mule until the final round when he decides to punch back.
My last several were: Ghostbusters, Kingpin, Rocky, Extremities, Krull, The Thing (1982) and Deep Impact.
A half-fish gal went through a medical procedure by a non-licensed creature to get legs for the purpose of seducing a guy. But as a side effect, she lost her voice and failed to get him. She was supposed to commit suicide, but with the help from some employees working for a dead guy who still owns several amusement parks around the world, her fate was changed and she finally snatched the guy.
I have found the best way to make a movie sound boring is by making the description brief and somewhat cryptic so someone has to think for a bit what one it is; but I guess I can understand how that might confuse some. So mine starting from the last page:
Porky's
Planet of the Apes
V: The Miniseries
The Jerk
Rosemary's Baby
Howard the Duck (and there really is not much more to tell
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Tree Hugging astronaut prefers robotic companionship much more than other humans.
Some short fellows who live in the hills get recruited by an all-seeing wizard to drop a piece of magical jewelry in a volcano at the home base of an army of monsters trying to take over the world instead of having it dropped in by the most formidible flying creatures in the land to win the massive, violent war that will happen because of this
I have found the best way to make a movie sound boring is by making the description brief and somewhat cryptic so someone has to think for a bit what one it is; but I guess I can understand how that might confuse some. So mine starting from the last page:
Porky's
Planet of the Apes
V: The Miniseries
The Jerk
Rosemary's Baby
Howard the Duck (and there really is not much more to tell
Good tips. After re-reading my early entries, I realized that I didn't really make them boring. LOL
If you compare more recent to some of my early ones, I kind of had to shift gears as well when I figured out I described too much of the movie (especially "Alien") albeit in an a sort of uninteresting, humorous way; but perhaps not as boring as possible either.
Last was "Silent Running" BTW.
An alien trophy hunter and all around ugly motherfucker skins and debones men in the Central American jungle until the Austrian Oak puts a stop to his shenanigans.
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