neon_beaches
Legendary Member
I like looking at my guy's bulge in a nice pair of dad jeans or in his briefs. That's super hot. But it wasn't the first thing I noticed about him.
Shoulders. Hands. Back. The big bottom lip.
Yowza.
See, it's the subtleties. The innuendoes.
Strange meat creeping around the escalator at the mall doesn't really do it for me.
If a guy has a large protrusion is his pants he's doing it for attention. Don't give me any of this - "it's just so big I have to strap it down with bungee cords and there's no way to hide it."
Yeah I know it's an effing monster, I won't be able to handle it, I'll probably come just from holding it - yadda yadda ho hum.
Most of the questions guys seem to ask here aren't really intended to learn anything new about women at all. Most seek only to affirm the belief that king cock is the most interesting thing in the universe. Angels singing and all that.
Nothing is more fragile than the male ego.
Shoulders. Hands. Back. The big bottom lip.
Yowza.
See, it's the subtleties. The innuendoes.
Strange meat creeping around the escalator at the mall doesn't really do it for me.
If a guy has a large protrusion is his pants he's doing it for attention. Don't give me any of this - "it's just so big I have to strap it down with bungee cords and there's no way to hide it."
Yeah I know it's an effing monster, I won't be able to handle it, I'll probably come just from holding it - yadda yadda ho hum.
Most of the questions guys seem to ask here aren't really intended to learn anything new about women at all. Most seek only to affirm the belief that king cock is the most interesting thing in the universe. Angels singing and all that.
Nothing is more fragile than the male ego.