Do you like "Monster Cocks"?

[jelqer9]

I was just wondering...lets say you meet this guy and he is just perfect but you noticed that there was a bulge in his pants. When the night finally comes he takes off his pants and he has got a Shane Diesel type cock, the type of cock that makes you have to go slow for the first few minutes before the real fun can start.

Do women actually like that? Or is that just a male fantasy?

 

[jelqer9]

Yes I know this was possibly covered in another thread, but I do NOT feel like searching through LPSG to find it.

 

[EllieP]

Yeah, I answered this in another thread. I don't feel like answering it again.

 

[SprinkleMe69]

Shane Diesel?


Barf

 

[Patchos]

who is shane diesel

 

[AlteredEgo]

I don't know who that is, but I like dicks, including gigantic ones.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

I don't see a huge cock as an attribute until I know if he even knows how to use it.. same goes for a small penis. I don't see it as a negative unless he doesn't know how to use his penis. My man has a long, thick, uncut cock, and definitely does know how to satisfy my holes with it

By the way, isn't it fairly Easy to find a similar thread?? I think you just wanted to be answered personally

 

[MickeyLee]

like, "monster" cock?

Frankenstein?

Wolfman?

Xenomorph?

zombie peen?

Cthulhu? *eight way tentacle dong*

pretty sure reality crushing terror would override any thoughts of "wow, he's huge"

random: while Godzilla wins by mass... ManFlea wins proportionally
troux faques.

 

[curious_angel]

*snip*

zombie peen?

..

Is clumsy and rotting around the edges? Yikes.


*must take care to avoid "Monster Cocks"*

 

[jelqer9]

I dont see why people bitch about answering a question. Every question on LPSG has been repeated hundreds of times.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

I dont see why people bitch about answering a question. Every question on LPSG has been repeated hundreds of times.

I wasn't bitching, just making an observation hehe :biggrin1: I have no problem with it though.

 

[MickeyLee]

Is clumsy and rotting around the edges? Yikes.


*must take care to avoid "Monster Cocks"*

zombie peen characteristics...

kinda icky
tendency to detach from pelvic region
might be the only genis of penis interested in a womang's brain
slow, lurching gait
persistent as all get out

can only be killed by destroying the head
:wink:

Franken-peen
bad circ job
afraid of fire *true of most peens*
larger than average
green *sometimes mistaken for Peenzilla... Franken-peen has no desire to destroy Tokyo*




i didn't bitch.
i can't help it you didn't find my efforts helpful
:smile:

 

[AlteredEgo]

like, "monster" cock?

Frankenstein?

Wolfman?

Xenomorph?

zombie peen?

Cthulhu? *eight way tentacle dong*

pretty sure reality crushing terror would override any thoughts of "wow, he's huge"

random: while Godzilla wins by mass... ManFlea wins proportionally
troux faques.

I could learn to like a Cthulhu peen.

 

[Enid]

No monsters for me.

Unless an above average peen (7"-ish) with just the right kind of head is a monster.

Otherwise no.

 

[paigexox]

I could learn to like a Cthulhu peen.

Call me deviant, but I find fantasy dicks like those to be strangely erotic. I can imagine inhuman shapes, sizes, and textures that would be completely impractical and beyond my limits in a realistic sense, but as a fantasy they are perfect. Those sorts of imaginations get me thinking about the what-ifs and dark sexual scenarios of untold sexual pleasure.

Phew! I am heated up, inspired, and probably overdue for a does of some alternative hentai anime.

 

[lofty01]

who is shane diesel

Vin's cousin, twice removed, on his mother's side!

 

[808girl]

I'd like to try one sometime. . I know I have no shot of fitting anything remotely big but the thought of it turns me on alot.

 

[Daisy]

zombie peen characteristics...

kinda icky
tendency to detach from pelvic region
might be the only genis of penis interested in a womang's brain
slow, lurching gait
persistent as all get out

can only be killed by destroying the head
:wink:

Franken-peen
bad circ job
afraid of fire *true of most peens*
larger than average
green *sometimes mistaken for Peenzilla... Franken-peen has no desire to destroy Tokyo*




i didn't bitch.
i can't help it you didn't find my efforts helpful
:smile:

hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:biggrin1: