Greyson Hoelzel (0diaryofasimpykid On Tiktok)

ā€œUsing his spit as my waterā€ is so real OMG i bet it tastes so fucking good:sob:

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Mind you thatā€™s the second(at the very least) thirst video heā€™s posted about Greyson saying some out of pocket shit. He might be more down bad than I am šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚
 
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Mind you thatā€™s the second(at the very least) thirst video heā€™s posted about Greyson saying some out of pocket shit. He might be more down bad than I am šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚
Ik fs Greyson saw the vids too i wonder what was going on in his mind when he watched the vids LOL
 
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Ik fs Greyson saw the vids too i wonder what was going on in his mind when he watched the vids LOL
I know he saw em cause heā€™s commented on other videos that reference him and heā€™s reposted edits people have made of him. Crickets on this guy, probably scared the shit out of lil ole Greyson and yā€™know what? I donā€™t blame him šŸ˜‚
 
How do you play this in reverseā€¦for science of course
I tried slowing that shit down as much as tiktok would let me and lmty that man pulled those trousers up so damn fast even at half speed it was a flash. I did not spend ten minutes trying to pause it just right at all. That would be a complete waste of a Sunday morning
 
I tried slowing that shit down as much as tiktok would let me and lmty that man pulled those trousers up so damn fast even at half speed it was a flash. I did not spend ten minutes trying to pause it just right at all. That would be a complete waste of a Sunday morning
No worries- I got you šŸ˜‚
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Fr tho. I think it's his overall presentation; he's got the overly maintained eyebrows, the nose ring, the fat cock sucking lips
The overall presentation also includes the wine obsession and the dainty/cutesy personality while also constantly mentioning how snatched his waist is šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚
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Again, I hate to be that guy that stereotypes and buys into the LPSG speculation butā€¦
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You mean to tell me most of your friends are women, you grew up as the golden child in your California family, your best friend was the pastorā€™s son and yā€™all did everything together but later you descended into alcoholism and now youā€™re watching The Devil Wears Prada as a comfort movie while you repeatedly shoutout Kacey Musgraves and make plans to move to NYC. At this point the call might be coming from inside the closet šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚
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