Greyson Hoelzel (0diaryofasimpykid On Tiktok)

ā€œUsing his spit as my waterā€ is so real OMG i bet it tastes so fucking good:sob:

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Mind you that’s the second(at the very least) thirst video he’s posted about Greyson saying some out of pocket shit. He might be more down bad than I am šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚
 
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Mind you that’s the second(at the very least) thirst video he’s posted about Greyson saying some out of pocket shit. He might be more down bad than I am šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚
Ik fs Greyson saw the vids too i wonder what was going on in his mind when he watched the vids LOL
 
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Ik fs Greyson saw the vids too i wonder what was going on in his mind when he watched the vids LOL
I know he saw em cause he’s commented on other videos that reference him and he’s reposted edits people have made of him. Crickets on this guy, probably scared the shit out of lil ole Greyson and y’know what? I don’t blame him šŸ˜‚
 
How do you play this in reverse…for science of course
I tried slowing that shit down as much as tiktok would let me and lmty that man pulled those trousers up so damn fast even at half speed it was a flash. I did not spend ten minutes trying to pause it just right at all. That would be a complete waste of a Sunday morning
 
I tried slowing that shit down as much as tiktok would let me and lmty that man pulled those trousers up so damn fast even at half speed it was a flash. I did not spend ten minutes trying to pause it just right at all. That would be a complete waste of a Sunday morning
No worries- I got you šŸ˜‚
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Fr tho. I think it's his overall presentation; he's got the overly maintained eyebrows, the nose ring, the fat cock sucking lips
The overall presentation also includes the wine obsession and the dainty/cutesy personality while also constantly mentioning how snatched his waist is šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚
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Again, I hate to be that guy that stereotypes and buys into the LPSG speculation but…
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You mean to tell me most of your friends are women, you grew up as the golden child in your California family, your best friend was the pastor’s son and y’all did everything together but later you descended into alcoholism and now you’re watching The Devil Wears Prada as a comfort movie while you repeatedly shoutout Kacey Musgraves and make plans to move to NYC. At this point the call might be coming from inside the closet šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚
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