Guess the job of the person above...

[Snakebyte]

judging by the mug shot: most unlucky criminal of all time

 

[B_Coconutz]

Antivenom test subject.

 

[dude_007]

Sean Penn's hand double

 

[B_Coconutz]

Tongue prostate tester

 

[771908]

A double for Rush

 

[pcghabsy]

Confidence artist.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Acid florist.

 

[willow78]

All-natural-milkshake maker.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Librarian/ wallflower wig maker.

 

[B_Coconutz]

Brain donor. He is now looking for his next job.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Brain donor. He is now looking for his next job.

Yes, I'd donate your brain, but I don't wanna donate medical waste.
:fu:
Sensitivity group leader for rednecks

 

[B_Coconutz]

rednecks....really?

Canine drug detection agent that also licks his ass clean.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

baggage handler


Coconutz has a wallet made out of an elephant's foreskin. It's great: when Coconutz licks it, it turns into a briefcase.

 

[Russ311]

Cattle impregnator

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Sperm bank


Russ311 is so ungrateful. Coconutz gave Russ311 the gift of life. But the bitch spat it right out.

 

[B_Coconutz]

Farm stud for small rodents. He always feels like a bigger person afterwards.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Exhibitionist


Coconutz told Xmarksbrakedownx she wanted some variety in there love making. so Xmarksbrakedownx fucked Coconutz up the ass while juggling and singing a song from The Lion King, boy can Coconutz feel the love tonight.

 

[B_Coconutz]

Professor/model for the size doesn't matter clinic for bug fuckers.

 

[dude_007]

Buster's cum guzzler

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Exhibitionist





That fucking Xmarkbrakedownx is going to buy a dog and call him Penis.

That way, when He go's to Coconutz house, Xmarkbrakedownx will have a legitimate reason for asking Coconutz if he likes to stroke it.