Have you ever been the biggest cock at a party?

[Mr Ed in Mass]

I had to go to my camper with my friend's wife to get something for her, he said " Hey give him a handy while you're there.
the guy's wife was with us at the time, as we were leaving he said " "give him some while You're there" she kidding slapped him and said " you want me to fuck Ed ? " that's when he said " only if I can watch "
I have a feeling if I say something instead of laugh, it would happen, but I don't want the drama

 

[Howard1122]

I remember years ago, 1995, I think, meeting a guy at Breaker Bay. He claimed he knew me. Any way he was usually deeply tanned all over including his penis. He was fairly en-dowered. At any rate he told me of attending parties naked. These just to clarify were parties in he was the only one naked. These were parties which were quite drunken so I would imagine no one was really aware of what was going on. I did notice that at Breaker Bay he was always rather pissed but pleasant to be with and would walk up to the carpark naked unless he was reminded that he was not wearing clothes. I did think his account was true. I around the same time did attend a meeting of a gay naturist group in a suburban house. There were 20 there, all naked as you would expect. Plenty of soft erections and some of these were in the larger category. There was a presentation on massage and essential oils if I remember correctly. I recall we were all naked and started off meeting and greeting. It was to be clothed. Then about an hour later the presenter arrived and we were asked to gather around. He was introduced in the usual way. And decided it was more appropriate to be naked. I remember him taking off his clothes and seeing his cock spring out of his underwear not quite erect. . You remember strange things. Sometime later there was a naked night at the City Council indoor pool which could be hired out. Around 20 again. With some new guys. There was one I saw swimming who had the biggest soft cock I had seen to date and I thought I have met you previously. It turned out I had and in Christchurch. He then was the Head boy of a alternative state secondary school and the discussion was about school's hire of a small municipal pool and whether the senior pupils could use the pool in their free periods naked. This was agreed.

 

[giantguy23]

Yeah thank god im im not the biggest dick thought lol

 

[deleted209013]

Once but the competition was weak

 

[BigAl9]

I have attended many nude gatherings over the years. Swap clubs, parties in private homes, and small groups of maybe 3 to 5 people. Many times my cock was the largest present. There were times when both men and women would play with it. I was also the 3rd person in a husband/wife duo for several years, as well as a group of 4 men and 2 women on a couple occasions. In each of these last situations I was biggest endowed present. The other men were all just above average. I think that was the reason I was included.

 

[70790]

Have the biggest one of the rugbyteam. Soft im bigger than my mates are hard so when we have a party im the biggest one. My mates call me Beercan. Here is why
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Hot , lucky team. I would love to see your bulging jock strap

 

[BigBen]

I have attended many nude gatherings over the years. Swap clubs, parties in private homes, and small groups of maybe 3 to 5 people. Many times my cock was the largest present. There were times when both men and women would play with it. I was also the 3rd person in a husband/wife duo for several years, as well as a group of 4 men and 2 women on a couple occasions. In each of these last situations I was biggest endowed present. The other men were all just above average. I think that was the reason I was included.

Thank you for your post....and I noticed you are from Florida....so both your post about groups and your being from Florida caused me to remember one experience I had some years ago. A few women who were married/girlfriends to some extremely endowed men, all in Florida...were all on AdultFriendFinder. I was one of the guys but had no significant other. So the women arranged a long weekend meet and greet party in Orlando. They set it up...at a hotel...top floor...five suites at the end of a hallway...one on the end, and two on each side toward the end. I was invited as was five guys...two married and they and their wives were on AFF...and two single guys both of which had several girlfriends/friends with benefits...and each of those guys were accompanied by two of their girlfriends/friends with benefits. Five guys and six women who were all in to extreme size. One of the women, a married woman from the Florida panhandle area...who was instrumental in setting the entire weekend up and working it all out and contacting the other couples and myself...(none of us had ever met the other guys/women before....just the five of us were all on AFF with wives/girlfriends).....this woman from the panhandle...she said a memorable line the first time all 11 of us were in one of the suites and nude and the women got us all erect and lined us up and compared us all....she said...not an exact quote...but close enough..."I thought since my husband has a cock bigger than the "record 13.5" in that study that my husband had the biggest cock in the world...wow...was I ever wrong...every other guy here has a bigger cock than he does...geez...not sure if I can take them, but I want to fuck them all..."

Which her comment about wanting to fuck the other guys there, not just the guy they were with...was pretty much the sentiment of the other women there. Though one woman was really, really, really pissed off her husband was not the biggest guy there.

 

[Cum_is_Great]

Thank you for your post....and I noticed you are from Florida....so both your post about groups and your being from Florida caused me to remember one experience I had some years ago. A few women who were married/girlfriends to some extremely endowed men, all in Florida...were all on AdultFriendFinder. I was one of the guys but had no significant other. So the women arranged a long weekend meet and greet party in Orlando. They set it up...at a hotel...top floor...five suites at the end of a hallway...one on the end, and two on each side toward the end. I was invited as was five guys...two married and they and their wives were on AFF...and two single guys both of which had several girlfriends/friends with benefits...and each of those guys were accompanied by two of their girlfriends/friends with benefits. Five guys and six women who were all in to extreme size. One of the women, a married woman from the Florida panhandle area...who was instrumental in setting the entire weekend up and working it all out and contacting the other couples and myself...(none of us had ever met the other guys/women before....just the five of us were all on AFF with wives/girlfriends).....this woman from the panhandle...she said a memorable line the first time all 11 of us were in one of the suites and nude and the women got us all erect and lined us up and compared us all....she said...not an exact quote...but close enough..."I thought since my husband has a cock bigger than the "record 13.5" in that study that my husband had the biggest cock in the world...wow...was I ever wrong...every other guy here has a bigger cock than he does...geez...not sure if I can take them, but I want to fuck them all..."

Which her comment about wanting to fuck the other guys there, not just the guy they were with...was pretty much the sentiment of the other women there. Though one woman was really, really, really pissed off her husband was not the biggest guy there.

Curious, is there ANY guy on here who come even CLOSE to your size?

 

[BigBen]

Curious, is there ANY guy on here who come even CLOSE to your size?

that is the trouble with adjectives...especially in describing endowments for men or women...or experiences......."big", "huge", "monster", "gigantic", "biggest", etc, etc, etc....one womans "big" is another woman's "average" or "gigantic"....nothing precise...all just the opinions and views of the other person....to to answer your question as best I can...the word "close" is in this case an undefined "adjective"....but considering inches...in girth...."close"...within some views...yes...length no.

 

[BigBen]

that is the trouble with adjectives...especially in describing endowments for men or women...or experiences......."big", "huge", "monster", "gigantic", "biggest", etc, etc, etc....one womans "big" is another woman's "average" or "gigantic"....nothing precise...all just the opinions and views of the other person....to to answer your question as best I can...the word "close" is in this case an undefined "adjective"....but considering inches...in girth...."close"...within some views...yes...length no.

And....

Which is one of the reasons that one married woman was so very, very, very pissed off. Her husband, a great guy, was fine with it...she not at all. They had been in the lifestyle for many years...decades...and he had always been the biggest guy at any party....epic sized...just not the thickest or longest that party...he was thicker than only the guy from the panhandle whose wife made the comment...and the same length as that guy...all three of us other guys were both ways bigger than he was. Which REALLY hurt the ego of his wife...she was hurt...really upset...then she got pissed as the weekend wore on. She was one of the two married women there.

As a side...at her insistence...we all got together again some months later...and her husband and she, at her insistence, had invited along their grown son and his girlfriend...during the first gathering, part of her pissed off comments that while her husband was not the thickest or longest, which she was very upset about...she was sure her grown son was and wished he had attended...and some months later at a followup gathering...another long weekend...same place...their son and his girlfriend came along...which stunned the woman again when her son was very "close" but still was not as thick as some others, and "close" but not as long. She had over estimated how he would be some of the rest of us...he too was like his father...a really great guy....he was competitive but had a great sense of humor about it all and was just fine with how it all turned out...after all, he got to fuck all the women there with their husbands/boyfriends/friends with benefits....and his girlfriend took on the other guys too....only his mother was the one disappointed and upset.

 

[pwrdick]

I regularly went to gay sex parties when I was in my early 40's living just outside NYC. Being a top already made me popular, but being hung (usually the largest at the party) AND a top meant I always had a great time. Attached are two of the photos taken of me from then (reclining & being sucked). I was referred by the organizer of one of the parties, 'Brandon', to Max Sohl, who recruited me for really fun porn work, and where I almost NEVER was the most hung top in the room! Max ended up filming one of those parties ('Brandon's Party', "Fuck Holes" DVD), which is where the fucking photo was taken!

 

[B_er]

And....

Which is one of the reasons that one married woman was so very, very, very pissed off. Her husband, a great guy, was fine with it...she not at all. They had been in the lifestyle for many years...decades...and he had always been the biggest guy at any party....epic sized...just not the thickest or longest that party...he was thicker than only the guy from the panhandle whose wife made the comment...and the same length as that guy...all three of us other guys were both ways bigger than he was. Which REALLY hurt the ego of his wife...she was hurt...really upset...then she got pissed as the weekend wore on. She was one of the two married women there.

As a side...at her insistence...we all got together again some months later...and her husband and she, at her insistence, had invited along their grown son and his girlfriend...during the first gathering, part of her pissed off comments that while her husband was not the thickest or longest, which she was very upset about...she was sure her grown son was and wished he had attended...and some months later at a followup gathering...another long weekend...same place...their son and his girlfriend came along...which stunned the woman again when her son was very "close" but still was not as thick as some others, and "close" but not as long. She had over estimated how he would be some of the rest of us...he too was like his father...a really great guy....he was competitive but had a great sense of humor about it all and was just fine with how it all turned out...after all, he got to fuck all the women there with their husbands/boyfriends/friends with benefits....and his girlfriend took on the other guys too....only his mother was the one disappointed and upset.

That was a very interesting comparison you have! ANd heard about Dad and SOn are bothe huge and now about each other its cool, his Dad must be proud to know his son beated him in size.

 

[BigBen]

That was a very interesting comparison you have! ANd heard about Dad and SOn are bothe huge and now about each other its cool, his Dad must be proud to know his son beated him in size.

Thank you for your comments....this was some years ago...over a decade now. I still know some of the people there...

The first time we all met together...the woman (who later brought her son to the second time we got together) was very proud of her husband and she was shocked...and then hurt...and that hurt quickly turned in to resentment and even being upset that her husband was not the biggest there and several others were larger than he was...he was not by length or girth several others "beat" him...and he was enormous. His wife was so upset. And sometime in the weekend she started talking about how her son was even larger than his father and next time she would bring him as he would...to paraphrase her "beat us all" was her sentiment. Her husband was nice and a great guy...never upset at all. He sort of rolled with her comments and just accepted her. I thought she took it all too personally. And she seemed to know a lot about her son's endowment and being even larger than her husbands. The second time, when she and her husband showed up with her son and the other woman with him...the mother...she started out all sure that her son would "beat" us...whatever that meant other than size...he was like his father, great young man...and he did have an even bigger hose than his father...quite a few inches longer and thicker too by inches. But there were still two of us as thicker in circumference and he was not the longest either...which shocked, stunned, dismayed...upset...and just....no other word seems to fit...."defeated" and acted so...hurt....upset. The son, like his father, was surprised but fine with it...both got a lot of sex from the other women there...but the wife/mother...she would not have sex with anyone other than just hands and such. She was the only real negative for both parties....

 

[BigBen]

Curious, is there ANY guy on here who come even CLOSE to your size?

Adjectives mean nothing....so "big", "huge", "enormous", "gigantic", "monster", etc....mean nothing...one person says big and another says average and another says gigantic...all about the same guys endowment. To your question....to answer you.....I have NO idea...of course. No one would know.

 

[B_er]

Thank you for your comments....this was some years ago...over a decade now. I still know some of the people there...

The first time we all met together...the woman (who later brought her son to the second time we got together) was very proud of her husband and she was shocked...and then hurt...and that hurt quickly turned in to resentment and even being upset that her husband was not the biggest there and several others were larger than he was...he was not by length or girth several others "beat" him...and he was enormous. His wife was so upset. And sometime in the weekend she started talking about how her son was even larger than his father and next time she would bring him as he would...to paraphrase her "beat us all" was her sentiment. Her husband was nice and a great guy...never upset at all. He sort of rolled with her comments and just accepted her. I thought she took it all too personally. And she seemed to know a lot about her son's endowment and being even larger than her husbands. The second time, when she and her husband showed up with her son and the other woman with him...the mother...she started out all sure that her son would "beat" us...whatever that meant other than size...he was like his father, great young man...and he did have an even bigger hose than his father...quite a few inches longer and thicker too by inches. But there were still two of us as thicker in circumference and he was not the longest either...which shocked, stunned, dismayed...upset...and just....no other word seems to fit...."defeated" and acted so...hurt....upset. The son, like his father, was surprised but fine with it...both got a lot of sex from the other women there...but the wife/mother...she would not have sex with anyone other than just hands and such. She was the only real negative for both parties....

And i bet you was one of the two as thick as him, but you was the longer one than him?

 

[Runaway Reinder]

nothing sexier than a hung man in uniform

 

[deleted972301]

Not the hugest at a party per say but I knew that I was the biggest out of the circle of friends that I was close with growing up. We all played sports together and often showered together in the locker rooms so there was no hiding. Even after joining the military you get close with your flight that you see in basic training and you see everything.

 

[BaronSaber]

Been the biggest, been the same, been the smallest

 

[BigAl9]

Been the largest many times, close several times. Never the smallest.

 

[Serpentlike]

Yes, at a naked bonfire party.