This may not fit the category, but. . .
I once went with some gay friends to a gay bar. They were having a male beauty contest that night. We arrived at the tail end. The last contestant was a really good-looking blonde-haired guy, nice hairless swimmer's body, early twenties, average 2.5 - 3-inch soft cock. The boy next door.
The winner was decided by voice vote. The blonde won by an ear-deafening margin. There was a big ruckus off to the side. A bearded, 40ish dude in leather was going ballistic. I couldn't make out what he was screaming about, but one of my friends said he was complaining it was rigged, he shoulda won because the blonde wasn't that well-hung, his cock was much bigger!
I guess the audience that night didn't think size was all that mattered, in that instance at least.
I can still remember the bearded guy's apoplexy over the insult to his big cock. I often wondered how he'd have reacted if I'd entered the contest and beat him. Would make Hiroshima and Nagasaki seem like a firecracker.