homoerotic behavior

[JohnDoeXXXm]

Regardless of your actual orientation and/or your "outness/in-ness" we live in a pretty straight world.

So what was the last homoerotic thing that a buddy did for or with you that was out of the ordinary, unexpected, or otherwise in retrospect "kinda hot" ?

Some examples:
-loaning you clothing like underwear, swimsuit, jockstrap etc that some guys would NEVER be comfortable doing
-gave you a sports-minded slap on the ass "good game" & you didn't expect it
-had to give you medical help, like helping you into the shower when you were incapacitated/wearing a cast, etc
-got naked with you unexpectedly, like at a health club, or when changing in the same room together, etc.

What made it seem kinda erotic to you?

ME: I was on a business trip a couple weeks ago, and a younger colleague had her cute husband along. We were out bowling, and the lounge was warm. I took off my dress shirt to strip down to just my white tee shirt, and he said, "hey- I can see your goodman wear underwear" reading the brand on the red waistband of my underwear. His wife never saw,
but I thought it was kinda hot that he noticed and said something.

Another one: Same business trip. We were out a different night, and it was a different mixed group of sales people getting hammered in the back room of a private bar rented for the corporate party. Everyone was getting loud and wild- and one of the guys was describing how awesome the cover band was who played at the event the night before. He gets up and was playing air guitar and thrusting and performing gyrations- and going on and on about how the guy was both technically amazing, and "a rock GOD." To make his point loud and clear, he tops it off with, "DUDE, I'M THE STRAIGHTEST GUY HERE, BUT I'D BE TOTALLY DOWN FRONT GIVING HIM ORAL PLEASURE..." (showing how awesome this guitar player was) while imitating some intricate head with his fist and mouth. Everyone just laughed as he hammed it up. Repression, anyone? But, strangely hot.

 

[B_Hung Jon]

Other than my best buddy sucking me off last night, I can't think of anything. ;-)

 

[4skinrestorer]

Drinking one night with my best friend, most of the guys had stripped down to their boxers and we were talking, standing about a foot apart and he got pantsed. About five minutes later, we were still talking and he goes "Hey, you got a semihard!" (I was wearing jeans and did not have a semi. I said i didn't and he said "Yeah, you totally do" and then patted my crotch twice, I guess to feel it, and laughed and walked off.

 

[curioustitan]

Other than my best buddy sucking me off last night, I can't think of anything. ;-)

Let's be best friends...:biggrin1:

 

[curioustitan]

I have a friend who i went out drinking with not too long ago. We waited to meet up with his fiance at a local watering hole (he's engaged, but has experimented a good couple of times). Anyway, it had been a while since he had, had a few drinks and claimed that his tolerance was a little low.
I've seen him put away alcohol quantities that make Hagar look tame...
Needless to say, we eventually hooked up with his fiance and i was invited to stay over at their loft apartment, as i was a little too hammered myself to drive all the way home.
Cutting to the chase, we all ended up going to bed, well, them to bed, me to the couch.... only to wake up in the middle of the night to see that my friend had made his way onto the couch and put his legs across my lap (i was in a sitting position....quite drunk) while in the buff....whaaaaatttt???
I was very confused by this (clearly, as i didn't do anything about it and was in the prime position TO DO something....anything) and simply put my head back, closed my eyes and drifted back to sleep.
A few moments later, his fiance came down to coax him back up to bed....he seemed irritated by this, but i honestly don't know if he was fully compis mentos or quite 'out of it' tipsy.
He claimed in the morning (after having the story recounted by his fiance) that he had no idea of what had happened.....
I don't know if i regret not doing anything, more than i would've regretted doing something in the situation, as we've always had some sort of 'unspoken' chemistry between us, but never really acted on it....
So here's to getting drunk with your experimental/engaged/unrequited sexual feelings/besties....I recommend it to everyone who wants nothing more than a good mental and emotional cluster fuck!!

 

[Finker]

A very close friend of mine moved away a while back. He was visiting town again and stopped by with a friend of his. After chilling for a while I told him he could spend the night at my place. When his friend left I was going to the kitchen and he randomly approached me midway, gave me a kiss on the cheek and a hug and said it's so nice seeing you again, I missed you.
Not homoerotic in my book, but others may think so.
We had a beautiful friendship that included watching porn and jacking off together.
ps I suspect he's on this site but I can't confirm.

 

[sdbg]

Other than my best buddy sucking me off last night, I can't think of anything. ;-)

Lucky him... Lucky you!

 

[HakaiToson]

I was at the beach one night with a male friend and he started to put his arm around my shoulder. I got up and put some distance between us but I was burning for him. I guess I was just scared to have a gay encounter. Darn, I wish I could go back in time and ...

 

[CUBE]

A very close friend of mine moved away a while back. He was visiting town again and stopped by with a friend of his. After chilling for a while I told him he could spend the night at my place. When his friend left I was going to the kitchen and he randomly approached me midway, gave me a kiss on the cheek and a hug and said it's so nice seeing you again, I missed you.
Not homoerotic in my book, but others may think so.
We had a beautiful friendship that included watching porn and jacking off together.
ps I suspect he's on this site but I can't confirm.

That is great. Must have been nice for you guys

 

[JohnDoeXXXm]

I had another one today... I went to the health club and following my shower, I was dressing in my bay and there were a couple guys stripping down following their workout to shower/steam. One big bearish hairy dude opened his towel to the other guys (including me) standing near and blatantly said "LOOK AT MY COIN PURSE" drawing overt attention to his tight sac with balls and cock.

What proceeded was lots of chat and commentary between him and his buds about how small his endowment is- and how tight he hangs. I suggested he quote George Costanza "I was in the pool!!!!" but he said, "No- I need to be cold just to find it!" Then his other buddy opened his towel to show off, figuring that if his buddy would make a show of his equipment that he would draw attention to his, too.

It was very odd to see them draw attention to it- rather than the normal strategy of hiding from each other.

 

[nudeyorker]

My neighbor has an uncanny habit of stopping over to my house for a drink whenever his wife is out of town.

 

[B_Hung Jon]

Lucky him... Lucky you!

It was supposed to be a joke. I think I had a hard time even understanding the OP's pov.

 

[killerb]

Once I was working on a film crew and I was pretty friendly with just about everyone...late one night, one of the guys came up to me and leaned his whole body against mine & laid his head on my shoulder...it was an extreme violation of personal space & i was kinda surprised & confused...i forget exactly what i said (something to the effect of "what are you doing?") but i guess i freaked him out because he moved away & never tried anything like that again...

 

[zp28]

I was at a party that my buddy/co-worker had. Lots of people there. I was walking through a crowd of people and another buddy of mine groped my package! I was drunk and it happened so fast, I just said wtf and laughed! Little did I know that he was going around to everyone afterwards at the party and telling them what a big package I had!

 

[D_Harry_Crax]

A straight friend of mine in his 20s not only hugs me when he sees me (which I don't think is homoerotic in the least), but rubs the side of his head against the side of my head, about the same way that cats do it against my hand....

 

[JohnDoeXXXm]

aaw that's kind of sweet, actually...

 

[WillyLong]

I worked with a hot/handsome straight married man, who knew I was gay. His wife also worked there. One day he asked me if he could be my work husband. I said sure, so every morning we'd say "Good morning work husband." to each other.

I'd say our relationship was a true Bro-mance. We truly enjoyed hanging out with each other, both in the office and away from the office. He never saw my cock, we never had sex, but he made several nice comments about my bulge. I think if I had gotten him drunk, I could have gotten him in bed, but that's not how I operate and I respected his wife too much. We don't work together anymore, but we're still good friends.

 

[latinfreak]

I went out drinking with friends and couldnt drive so my buddy said i could share his king size bed with him...i stripped to my boxers..in the middle of the night i felt his legs across mine and my ass.., also he hugged me from behind then moved after a good while...when i woke up in the morning our legs were wrapped together...i got up and he faced the other way...

another friend told me i had a big butt for a guy n slapped it when we were drunk.. i saw him staring at my bulge once, this same guy who has tons of women told me he wld give me a free massage since i had a surg sum months ago..then asked me if i ever had my glutes massaged, hmmmmm

at a bar my friend was there with his wife and followed me into the bathroom and put his chin on my shoulder when i was pissing to ask what we were going to do late..i was in shock he did that...later when he went to piss i did the same to him

 

[smashingpumpkins]

Last summer a buddy and I went to Vegas. They got our room messed up and put us in a single. We went out, got drunk, and went to sleep. I woke up spooning him. To make it worse, I was rock hard and grinding against him. We were clothed, but still.

 

[ChicagoSW]

Two stories, same buddy:

I asked a friend of mine what he was wearing to a certain get-together and if there was a dress code. His response was "jeans, dress shirt and this big swinging dick." I knew he meant nothing by it, but I kept stealing glances later on. Not sure if it swings, but it's definitely a bulge maker.

Spent a night in a hotel with this same buddy. Went to a party and both got completely hammered. I remember smoking pot later that night. I don't remember much else. When I woke up I saw him walking from his bed to the bathroom, naked from waist down and a semi bobbing as he made his way to the bathroom. He took a leak and came back in and saw me awake and threw his pants on. Nothing was noticed or said.