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Two stories, same buddy:

I asked a friend of mine what he was wearing to a certain get-together and if there was a dress code. His response was "jeans, dress shirt and this big swinging dick." I knew he meant nothing by it, but I kept stealing glances later on. Not sure if it swings, but it's definitely a bulge maker.

Spent a night in a hotel with this same buddy. Went to a party and both got completely hammered. I remember smoking pot later that night. I don't remember much else. When I woke up I saw him walking from his bed to the bathroom, naked from waist down and a semi bobbing as he made his way to the bathroom. He took a leak and came back in and saw me awake and threw his pants on. Nothing was noticed or said.
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If I could ask for your advice here.
My best friend has been my best friend. We sat beside each other through school, most of time sharing double desk with thighs touching all day. To this day, when we get together, we sit with thighs touching.
Once we got naked at home after sailing and lay naked on bed. We compared cocks, both cut - rare in Ireland, and discussed masturbation techniques but he said no to jerking off.
One night in college we shared my single bed. I woke up kind of to his hard on poking my butt in his sleep. I turned around and his cock was out. I jerked him off and as he came he leaned into my ear "did you cum too yet?". To my eternal regret, I froze and pretended I was asleep!! Next-day was awkward and we were cool to each other or awhile but soon we were back to normal. His brother joked we were going steady we went out together so much.
In 30s, we went on short trip to Amsterdam. Got naked in hotel spa. Watched porn in room after. Heard each other wank after Iights out. Saw each other briefly when he switched on bathroom light to flush toilet paper he came in. We both just smiled.
At 40, I stayed with him a night. His wife (now ex) went to bed. We always open up on relationship and sex problems and did so over whiskeys. As I talked, he rubbed my inner thighs sympathetically. Then his wife shouted at him to come to bed.
He invited me to his summer house on August. During lockdown we reminisced on old days and admitted we both still masturbate, especially as wives (we remarried) lose interest (totally, in my case). We never acknowledge I wanked him off that time in college.
Advice, please? He's my closest friend. I don't want to fuck that up. But I so want to get naked with him and jerk off openly together with him even just once.
What we already did is already pretty amazing.

I have another friend,who knows my first friend I wrote about above. We are close, friends. Main thing we have in common is we both used to sleep with same girl, not at same time. We love to get together to discuss her blowjobs as she sadly died in a car crash in our 20s. We always talk sex over beers at pub and somehow always piss together. We both very openly show and look.
So, in September, we do same but this time, after I finish pissing, I put mine away but he doesn't. He gets hard and jerks a bit right in front of me till someone comes in. I just stared in awe. A big boy hard.
He asks me back to his place for Chinese take out and wine. We get pretty trashed drinking on his deck. Sitting side by side on swing couch.
He says this is first time he has relaxed during covid. Puts his hand on my thigh. I'm not usually tactile but it was nice. Then he moves hand up my thigh to inner thigh. I had been saying how I had had no human touch for months.
Just then, as our breathing gets faster, his ex turns up unexpectedly to drop kids off, out of turn.
After a bit, I go to leave. He follows me to hall. Holds me tight. Kisses me on lips (!) and presses in so I can feel his hard on against mine.
I go to my hotel and wank like crazy.
Next month I am back. I tell him how much so enjoyed night with him before and ask him over to hotel for dinner. He comes but is nervous all night. Not relaxed at all. I invite him to room after dinner for nightcap. He just knocks it back, says thanks and leaves. I'm left..confused! Any insights,guys? He's newly divorced. I'm married but no sex at home. At all.
 
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2nd UPDATE

Spent time with this guy again. His wife and my gf were with us this time. We were drinking and the girls decided to go to the bathroom together. So as a joke we said we’d go together as well. When we got in the mens they had two stalls and one of those troughs with no dividers. Saw this as a great opportunity so I quickly unzipped and purposely stood far away from the trough. The whole trough was long enough that for maybe 6 guys, but we were the only ones on there and he stood right next to me. As I was going I looked straight ahead but I saw him out of the corner of my eye looking down. I pretended not to notice but made sure I kept my dick out until I shook every last drop out. We washed up and went back with no mention. A little while later we had to go again. This time I went first and as I was washing my hands he came in. He unzipped and then called me over. He wanted my advice on a bet for the Hawks/Bucks game. I came over and had a full side view. I didn’t try and hide that I was looking and as he was finishing he said “sometimes it feels better than cumming” and zipped up.

We walked out of the bathroom and were waiting in line to get another round. We were outdoors and it was loud so you could only really hear the person next to you. Then, and this is where it gets really interesting, he said you didn’t mention that you were uncircumcised. I told him I didn’t know I was supposed to and he said “did you notice I was too” and I said yes. He said he that he loves it when his wife plays with his foreskin. I agreed and mentioned that I’ve tried it while jacking off and it’s not the same. He let out a big “really” and said he could give me some tips. I said that’d be great and told him all this talk was going to ensure that my gf got a good pounding later. He laughed and said he’d love to see that as he’s sure I can pound like a jackhammer. A minute later we got to the front of the line and went back to the girls. There was no more talk after that.

My ultimate goal is to get him to a Korean spa. But I’m not sure how to do that. It will have to be the right moment because he goes to a gym with all the amenities and I’m not 100% sure he’s willing to go past making comments and stealing glances at my cock. Just by knowing him I doubt he knows a lot about Kspas and I definitely wouldn’t take him to one of the ones where cruising is prevalent. At least not at first. Any suggestions?
If there is another time you are talking about dick size, sexual things, etc -- just make up a story...and start with "my old JO buddy used to _____" and see what his reaction to you having an former JO buddy. :)
 

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If I could ask for your advice here.
My best friend has been my best friend since age 12. We sat beside each other through high school, most of time sharing double desk with thighs touching all day. To this day, when we get together, we sit with thighs touching.
As teens we got naked at home after sailing and lay naked on bed. We compared cocks, both cut - rare in Ireland, and discussed masturbation techniques but he said no to jerking off.
One night in college we shared my single bed. I woke up kind of to his hard on poking my butt in his sleep. I turned around and his cock was out. I jerked him off and as he came he leaned into my ear "did you cum too yet?". To my eternal regret, I froze and pretended I was asleep!! Next-day was awkward and we were cool to each other or awhile but soon we were back to normal. His brother joked we were going steady we went out together so much.
In 30s, we went on short trip to Amsterdam. Got naked in hotel spa. Watched porn in room after. Heard each other wank after Iights out. Saw each other briefly when he switched on bathroom light to flush toilet paper he came in. We both just smiled.
At 40, I stayed with him a night. His wife (now ex) went to bed. We always open up on relationship and sex problems and did so over whiskeys. As I talked, he rubbed my inner thighs sympathetically. Then his wife shouted at him to come to bed.
He invited me to his summer house on August. During lockdown we reminisced on old days and admitted we both still masturbate, especially as wives (we remarried) lose interest (totally, in my case). We never acknowledge I wanked him off that time in college.
Advice, please? He's my closest friend. I don't want to fuck that up. But I so want to get naked with him and jerk off openly together with him even just once.
What we already did is already pretty amazing.
I don't think it would take much -- sounds like you are both on the same page...next time you are alone and drinking whiskeys just say you are so fucking horny and need to JO -- I bet he would say ok and join in....
 

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If I could ask for your advice here.
My best friend has been my best friend since age 12. We sat beside each other through high school, most of time sharing double desk with thighs touching all day. To this day, when we get together, we sit with thighs touching.
As teens we got naked at home after sailing and lay naked on bed. We compared cocks, both cut - rare in Ireland, and discussed masturbation techniques but he said no to jerking off.
One night in college we shared my single bed. I woke up kind of to his hard on poking my butt in his sleep. I turned around and his cock was out. I jerked him off and as he came he leaned into my ear "did you cum too yet?". To my eternal regret, I froze and pretended I was asleep!! Next-day was awkward and we were cool to each other or awhile but soon we were back to normal. His brother joked we were going steady we went out together so much.
In 30s, we went on short trip to Amsterdam. Got naked in hotel spa. Watched porn in room after. Heard each other wank after Iights out. Saw each other briefly when he switched on bathroom light to flush toilet paper he came in. We both just smiled.
At 40, I stayed with him a night. His wife (now ex) went to bed. We always open up on relationship and sex problems and did so over whiskeys. As I talked, he rubbed my inner thighs sympathetically. Then his wife shouted at him to come to bed.
He invited me to his summer house on August. During lockdown we reminisced on old days and admitted we both still masturbate, especially as wives (we remarried) lose interest (totally, in my case). We never acknowledge I wanked him off that time in college.
Advice, please? He's my closest friend. I don't want to fuck that up. But I so want to get naked with him and jerk off openly together with him even just once.
What we already did is already pretty amazing.
Sounds like the two of you should have gotten married!
 

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I don’t have a lot of hot male encounters such as these guys here but i still find it kinda homoerotic.

I’m a closeted gay/bisexual (still confused) guy, back in HS i had a guys trip with 4 of my friends. We don’t talk about sex a lot or any sexual subjects for that matter, so nobody could’ve known i was kinda into guys.

There is this one guy who i had a crush on, he’s 6ft1, very handsome and quite muscular for his age. He was the closest guy I’m friends with between the 3 guys who were on vacation with us.

Sometime in the trip, we were both alone in our rooms. Both of us were just chatting about some movie, then he told me he wants to take a shower, “wanna tag along?”, he said. I’ve never seen him naked or anything, the thought of showering with him got me hard. A friend of mine saw him naked once, he said he has the longest dick he has every seen.

We both walk to the bathroom with our boxers on, i was already hard, i adjusted my dick to face up so it wouldn’t make a tent if you know what i mean HAHA. We both stared at each other and he asked me if I’m comfortable with showering naked, I couldn’t say no cause it would be so weird showering with your briefs on.

I took a deep breath while slowly pulling down my boxers revealing my huge hard dick. He started laughing and i laughed nervously. He asked me why im hard, i made up a story about a hot chick outside our room earlier. We then showered, me still rock hard, managed to keep things not awkward by making jokes about my dick. He was chill about it, but i caught him staring at me while i was lathering my body with soap.

Shockingly enough he does have a huge dick, maybe around 5”- 6” flaccid?? Nothing ended up happening, but i wished things could end up differently. I don’t know what he was thinking at that moment when he keep glancing at my dick and i too keep staring at his dick.

We are still good friends to this day, he brought it up once during a meetup. It’s pretty funny i admit, but i don't know how he would feel if he found out I’m gay. He is the straightest guy i know, but he’s also very accepting and kind.

Reading stories in this thread made me want a close male friendship. The thought of cuddling with a guy and making out keeps me up all night. With the whole Covid situation, it’s hard to meetup with pals or just make friends with strangers.
 

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I don’t have a lot of hot male encounters such as these guys here but i still find it kinda homoerotic.

I’m a closeted gay/bisexual (still confused) guy, back in HS i had a guys trip with 4 of my friends. We don’t talk about sex a lot or any sexual subjects for that matter, so nobody could’ve known i was kinda into guys.

There is this one guy who i had a crush on, he’s 6ft1, very handsome and quite muscular for his age. He was the closest guy I’m friends with between the 3 guys who were on vacation with us.

Sometime in the trip, we were both alone in our rooms. Both of us were just chatting about some movie, then he told me he wants to take a shower, “wanna tag along?”, he said. I’ve never seen him naked or anything, the thought of showering with him got me hard. A friend of mine saw him naked once, he said he has the longest dick he has every seen.

We both walk to the bathroom with our boxers on, i was already hard, i adjusted my dick to face up so it wouldn’t make a tent if you know what i mean HAHA. We both stared at each other and he asked me if I’m comfortable with showering naked, I couldn’t say no cause it would be so weird showering with your briefs on.

I took a deep breath while slowly pulling down my boxers revealing my huge hard dick. He started laughing and i laughed nervously. He asked me why im hard, i made up a story about a hot chick outside our room earlier. We then showered, me still rock hard, managed to keep things not awkward by making jokes about my dick. He was chill about it, but i caught him staring at me while i was lathering my body with soap.

Shockingly enough he does have a huge dick, maybe around 5”- 6” flaccid?? Nothing ended up happening, but i wished things could end up differently. I don’t know what he was thinking at that moment when he keep glancing at my dick and i too keep staring at his dick.

We are still good friends to this day, he brought it up once during a meetup. It’s pretty funny i admit, but i don't know how he would feel if he found out I’m gay. He is the straightest guy i know, but he’s also very accepting and kind.

Reading stories in this thread made me want a close male friendship. The thought of cuddling with a guy and making out keeps me up all night. With the whole Covid situation, it’s hard to meetup with pals or just make friends with strangers.

Hmm...I'm curious why a straight guy would ask "Wanna tag along?" and "are you ok with showering naked?" Seems like a lot of posturing and tentative baby steps on his part. He may not be as straight as you think.
 

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I had a friend in highschool and into college that I had several encounters with. During this entire time I was struggling with my sexuality and didn't want to pursue any relationship or sex until I worked it out in my head.

My buddy was a great guy. Always encouraging and also ripping on me in equal measure. I can't quite remember how we ended up getting so close during highschool, but he was very concerned about me going to prom senior year. I wasn't going to go. Didn't have a date or a desire to get one. Eventually, my friends talked to this girl that had a thing for me and forced us into it.

Gonna try to shorten it by skipping a bit. I get to prom, dance with my date and my buddy is dancing with his girlfriend. We smile at each other and then he taps me. I'm thinking he wants to switch girls. Nope. He wants to dance with me. We slow danced and my face got hot. Everyone saw but I kinda didn't care.

That was one of several moments with him.
Dude, that’s so sweet
 

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If there is another time you are talking about dick size, sexual things, etc -- just make up a story...and start with "my old JO buddy used to _____" and see what his reaction to you having an former JO buddy. :)

Yeah I’m not sure about that. I need him to make the first suggestion since our significant others know each other. He might just be super horny and not consider talking about dicks to be “gay”. I was thinking Kspa because I’d be able to see him chubbing up when he inevitably makes a comment about my cock while we’re naked.
 

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I don’t have a lot of hot male encounters such as these guys here but i still find it kinda homoerotic.

I’m a closeted gay/bisexual (still confused) guy, back in HS i had a guys trip with 4 of my friends. We don’t talk about sex a lot or any sexual subjects for that matter, so nobody could’ve known i was kinda into guys.

There is this one guy who i had a crush on, he’s 6ft1, very handsome and quite muscular for his age. He was the closest guy I’m friends with between the 3 guys who were on vacation with us.

Sometime in the trip, we were both alone in our rooms. Both of us were just chatting about some movie, then he told me he wants to take a shower, “wanna tag along?”, he said. I’ve never seen him naked or anything, the thought of showering with him got me hard. A friend of mine saw him naked once, he said he has the longest dick he has every seen.

We both walk to the bathroom with our boxers on, i was already hard, i adjusted my dick to face up so it wouldn’t make a tent if you know what i mean HAHA. We both stared at each other and he asked me if I’m comfortable with showering naked, I couldn’t say no cause it would be so weird showering with your briefs on.

I took a deep breath while slowly pulling down my boxers revealing my huge hard dick. He started laughing and i laughed nervously. He asked me why im hard, i made up a story about a hot chick outside our room earlier. We then showered, me still rock hard, managed to keep things not awkward by making jokes about my dick. He was chill about it, but i caught him staring at me while i was lathering my body with soap.

Shockingly enough he does have a huge dick, maybe around 5”- 6” flaccid?? Nothing ended up happening, but i wished things could end up differently. I don’t know what he was thinking at that moment when he keep glancing at my dick and i too keep staring at his dick.

We are still good friends to this day, he brought it up once during a meetup. It’s pretty funny i admit, but i don't know how he would feel if he found out I’m gay. He is the straightest guy i know, but he’s also very accepting and kind.

Reading stories in this thread made me want a close male friendship. The thought of cuddling with a guy and making out keeps me up all night. With the whole Covid situation, it’s hard to meetup with pals or just make friends with strangers.
You have one. You just need to accept the friendship he offers. Your story is hot and sweet at same time.
 

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Yeah I’m not sure about that. I need him to make the first suggestion since our significant others know each other. He might just be super horny and not consider talking about dicks to be “gay”. I was thinking Kspa because I’d be able to see him chubbing up when he inevitably makes a comment about my cock while we’re naked.
Nice bro. Just suggest a bros night… say there’s a Korean spa you’ve been wanting to check out but it’s fully nude would you be down?! lol then grab some beers, head to Wi Spa to get a body scrub and chill in the tubs for a relaxing Friday evening or something!
 

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I actually have a question which is at what point are all of these straight guys just straight up queerbaiting? like a LOT of straight men do to get their ego up, so where is the line between fucking for the “a gay guy wants me” and “i want to experiment” ?
 

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I honestly hate being attracted to straight men it’s so irritating, mainly bc they kinda see me as just an achievement. They don’t want to truly bond with another person they want to know a guy wants his dick.. it’s the hard truth but it’s the truth. (Would still fuck a straight guy though)
 

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with me it was a straight guy that was very obviously plagued with toxic masculinity and slowly but surely started to unravel and towards the end of our time together we was more confused w himself. Apparently he was confused because of me (bc im very hot and cool) and he would often times display it but i have no time to entertain that tbh
 

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with me it was a straight guy that was very obviously plagued with toxic masculinity and slowly but surely started to unravel and towards the end of our time together we was more confused w himself. Apparently he was confused because of me (bc im very hot and cool) and he would often times display it but i have no time to entertain that tbh

I think gay + str8 ends up with gay getting hurt. One reverse example is me. My gay bro in law seduced me. My wife guessed he did and complained he always had to have her toys asa child. I thought he felt close to me but really I was another toy to take.
 

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I think gay + str8 ends up with gay getting hurt. One reverse example is me. My gay bro in law seduced me. My wife guessed he did and complained he always had to have her toys asa child. I thought he felt close to me but really I was another toy to take.
It’s exactly that, it’s almost never symbiotic or mutual, it feels synthetic and more of a goal in life rather than an actual interest in growing bonds
 

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This just happened to me yesterday. I had to go pick up some samples from a shop that I work with. Its a small shop run by a middle aged Indian guy and some times his two sons help him in the back.

The younger son who is like 18, super skinny, trying/failing to grow a bad mustache. And the older son, who is a few years older, mid 20's, full beard, definitely lifts, and is clearly proud of his physique. I've worked with this shop for a while, and I'm on friendly enough terms with the two sons, but never really talked to them. It's a pretty casual shop, there is no A/C, and in the summer time usually no one is wearing a shirt. Or the shirts are unbuttoned all day. There probably hasn't been a woman in that place since the 1970's

It was hot as balls 91º when I went to their shop. I walk in and no ones in the front. I yell for 'Singh' the dad, but no one answers. I walk into the main shop part in the back, and the two sons are at the computer with their backs to me, and I hear the unmistakeable 'moaning and macaroni in a pot' sound of porn being played. I didn't see anything as they were way in the back. They hear me come in, and the younger son kind of freaks out and runs to the bathroom, and the older one just casually pauses the window, not even bothering to close the browser. He pulls his stained gray sweatpants up and walks over to the counter where I am standing, making no mention of the porn behind him. Dude is shirtless, as he is all summer, and I can fully see his boner tenting in his pants. The dude clearly give zero shits about it, or me, it was incredible. I manage to focus, and give him the order #. He walks back, gets me the samples, his dick bobbing up and down the whole time. I look over the samples as he stands there, two feet from me. (He is being chill about it, so I try REALLY hard to follow suit and be chill too). Only once, did he grab his bulge, and gives it a quick/long deliberate tug. I can't tell if it is to settle it down, or keep it hard so he can get back to what he was doing before I got there. He sees my eye keep darting back to the computer, that still has the porn window open. He looks back, looks at me, and just shrugs. No smile, no apology, just shrugs. So I smile and shrug back. Grab my samples say thanks, and head out. Major respect to this young dude for giving zero fucks.

If you look at my albums on here I definitely have jerked off in my shop, but I usually* make sure to wait until after business hours and everyone is gone. I've also worked in other shops that had a pile of porn mags in the bathroom next to the toilet. The shop I cut my teeth in had a bathroom in the way back, and people would just 'disappear' for 20 minutes or so, but there was much more of a don't ask, don't tell policy to it there.
 

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This just happened to me yesterday. I had to go pick up some samples from a shop that I work with. Its a small shop run by a middle aged Indian guy and some times his two sons help him in the back.

The younger son who is like 18, super skinny, trying/failing to grow a bad mustache. And the older son, who is a few years older, mid 20's, full beard, definitely lifts, and is clearly proud of his physique. I've worked with this shop for a while, and I'm on friendly enough terms with the two sons, but never really talked to them. It's a pretty casual shop, there is no A/C, and in the summer time usually no one is wearing a shirt. Or the shirts are unbuttoned all day. There probably hasn't been a woman in that place since the 1970's

It was hot as balls 91º when I went to their shop. I walk in and no ones in the front. I yell for 'Singh' the dad, but no one answers. I walk into the main shop part in the back, and the two sons are at the computer with their backs to me, and I hear the unmistakeable 'moaning and macaroni in a pot' sound of porn being played. I didn't see anything as they were way in the back. They hear me come in, and the younger son kind of freaks out and runs to the bathroom, and the older one just casually pauses the window, not even bothering to close the browser. He pulls his stained gray sweatpants up and walks over to the counter where I am standing, making no mention of the porn behind him. Dude is shirtless, as he is all summer, and I can fully see his boner tenting in his pants. The dude clearly give zero shits about it, or me, it was incredible. I manage to focus, and give him the order #. He walks back, gets me the samples, his dick bobbing up and down the whole time. I look over the samples as he stands there, two feet from me. (He is being chill about it, so I try REALLY hard to follow suit and be chill too). Only once, did he grab his bulge, and gives it a quick/long deliberate tug. I can't tell if it is to settle it down, or keep it hard so he can get back to what he was doing before I got there. He sees my eye keep darting back to the computer, that still has the porn window open. He looks back, looks at me, and just shrugs. No smile, no apology, just shrugs. So I smile and shrug back. Grab my samples say thanks, and head out. Major respect to this young dude for giving zero fucks.

If you look at my albums on here I definitely have jerked off in my shop, but I usually* make sure to wait until after business hours and everyone is gone. I've also worked in other shops that had a pile of porn mags in the bathroom next to the toilet. The shop I cut my teeth in had a bathroom in the way back, and people would just 'disappear' for 20 minutes or so, but there was much more of a don't ask, don't tell policy to it there.
You should have asked -- hey can I join in :)