HOTTEST MAN IN AMERICA (Fake reality tv show)
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Darrell, Paul, Bastian & Hunter
Good job on part 2! Can't imagine how long you're in the Sims for this...!
Good job on part 2! Can't imagine how long you're in the Sims for this...!
WTF how annoying with Oliver gone we wont see how things would have progressed between him and Mitchell and he was the entertainment a trouble maker how disappointing honestly
Yes you should have lolI should have voted for Oliver!
This is getting interesting. Can't wait to see what hot things they have to do there XD
Again I'm voting not only based on appearance but the small details you've given us about the characters that can impact the story and make it more entertaining. So with that being said I vote for
1. Darrell, he's straight and into soccer mums but theres files with him and marc who pansexual. What's his connection to marc and whats in the files. We need to know more.
2. Marc, to see what happens between humans Darrell.
3. Bastian, super confident but he has a sextape what type that wasn't specified. Was it with a guy?.
4. Paul, I honestly dont like him already feminists are annoying and hes no different grumpy and moody for mo reason. But he'll be entertaining and I'm sure he's gonna be forgetting his morals once in the house just wait and see.
5. Andrew, I actually really like hunter but I think andrew is so dumb that he'll end getting himself into something that we'll enjoy
#HMIA
1. Darrell, he's straight and into soccer mums but theres files with him and marc who pansexual. What's his connection to marc and whats in the files. We need to know more.
2. Marc, to see what happens between humans Darrell.
3. Bastian, super confident but he has a sextape what type that wasn't specified. Was it with a guy?.
4. Paul, I honestly dont like him already feminists are annoying and hes no different grumpy and moody for mo reason. But he'll be entertaining and I'm sure he's gonna be forgetting his morals once in the house just wait and see.
5. Andrew, I actually really like hunter but I think andrew is so dumb that he'll end getting himself into something that we'll enjoy
#HMIA
Finally found some time to vote.... My 5 votes this week go to :Guys,
You know the drill. It's now up to you to vote for your favourite(s) contestant(s)!
Only the five with the most votes will continue the competition and join the already qualified: Kyle, Mitchell, Carlos, Jin and Jared.
You can vote right here on LPSG by posting a message on this thread with your vote.
You can only vote once but you can vote from one to five contestants.
Each vote on this thread = 5 points for the contestant.
To have access to bonus content and to have more say in future challenges and in the voting, you can join my Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/thomaslodge
The vote on LPSG ends next Friday night. I will post a shorter episode afterwards with the results of the votes and some news from the guys already in the house.
Who will stay in the show ? It's up to you!
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Darell, Marc, Bastian, Andrew and Hunter.
EXIT = PAUL! (I hate arrogant people)
Let the real show begin !!
Right, Paul is so annoying like why are you on the show if you hate it so much
Twelve hunky guys, avid of fame and fortune, enrol in a brand-new reality tv-show to elect the HOTTEST MAN IN AMERICA and win the highly coveted ONE MILLION DOLLARS prize. How far will they be willing to go to earn your votes? See them going further and further as the show advances! You will decide who will be kicked out each episode and I will have to adapt the story accordingly.
As always this is a pure work of fiction. All characters featured are above 18. Enjoy!
More illustrations and bonus content for this story + more says in the votes and future challenges + tons of other erotic stories are available on my Patreon. Thanks for the support!
https://www.patreon.com/thomaslodge
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HOTTEST MAN IN AMERICA
EPISODE 3
Here I am again, spending my Saturday watching a crappy reality tv-show instead of going out and finding a real man for myself.
I wonder how the show is going to turn out now that all the contestants have been introduced and some are living in the house. But first very good sign, the show tonight is "not recommended for people below 16"! One step further than last time.
What the fuck have they planned? I hope we get to see some ass!
"Welcome back to Channel 22, the only place where you can watch the sexiest show in America!" David Harrison announces.
He is wearing a very formal red suit, maybe he is attending a gala after the show or something. Otherwise, it is a bit much for the trashy evening he is about to host.
"After the unexpected departure of Oliver last week, eleven hunks are still competing to win the tittle of Hottest Man in America and the One-Million-Dollars grand prize that goes with it!"
While the host walks on stage, images live from inside the house are shown to the screen: Jared, Jin, Kyle, Mitchell and Carlos are awaiting for their five new housemates.
Kyle has taken a page of last week contestants' books as he is flaunting his hairy chest underneath a mostly opened white shirt. Hot.
"Tonight, you will assist live to the reunion between the five studs already in the house and the five men who are about join them! That can only mean one thing. Although it breaks our heart, another contestant amongst the six studs standing behind me will be evicted!
The host is not down with the teasing:
"But that's not all! In the next hour, we will show you exclusive footage from the last few days in the house. What the houseguests have been up to? You will find out soon enough. Stay tuned to see clips of your favorite hunks exercising, cooking, getting to know each other and.... showering!"
My interest is immediatly piqued. The guys inside the house made a weird face as David Harrison has announced we would get to see them in the shower. Personnaly, I cannot wait.
The host winks at the camera as he walks to the six contestants we have been introduced to last week. They are standing side by side, waiting for the cruel verdict of the public.
Marc, the tiktok star is wearing the same crop top as last time, Paul the vegan and feminist activist wears a shirt presenting a fist in the air as a sign of protest (please, kill me now), Bastian, the daddy is wearing a tank top showcasing his hairy shoulders (yes, sir!), while Darrell has opted for a more casual tight tee-shirt look.
But two of them have caught my attention.
First, Hunter, who has walked on stage wearing a very formal black suit with a red bow tie, which weirdly completes the host's red suit and black bow tie. There is really something weird going on between those two.
Second, Andrew, the red-hair jock who has come to the stage shirtless, only wearing a bright red pants, matching his hair. The dude smells like sex. I like that.
"Andy, I can see you are not afraid to catch a cold?" The host remaks with a smirk. I guess I am not the only one drawn to Andrew.
The football player has not gotten any smarter since the last episode. He does not seem to understand the joke.
"I take some vitamins, sir, every morning! I do everything my mom and my doctor have told me to avoid getting sick. Why?"
"He's pointing out that you are shirtless, dude!" Hunter says on his left, apprently tired of his co-star's cluelessness.
"Oh, yes! This is a bit embarrassing... One of the producers spilled his coffee on me, right before we hoped on stage. He felt so sorry but he told me I could not go up on stage with a stain like that. The poor guy, he really felt bad, I hope this is not a problem."
"Not at all, Andy! The audience is very forgiving with clumsiness and to be fair, you look great without anything on."
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"Do I... Do you think I should take off my pants too then?"
"Oh God...." Hunter mumbles, rolling his eyes.
To be fair, I totally get Hunter, this guy would drive me insane in real life. But at the same time, who does not love a naïve dumb jock always ready to take off his pants in public?
"That won't be necessery, Andy. At least, for now!" The host replies with a large smile. "But let's go down to some more serious business. All throughout the evening, I will announce the names of the five contestants who will enter the house, one by one."
The dreaded suspenseful music is back on.
I thought they would get to the voting results by the end of the episode like last time but I am happy with the change. I cannot wait to know who America has favored.
"Bastian, Darrell, Paul, Hunter, Andrew and Marc, you have all been submitted to the public's votes. Only America can decide who will enter the house and ultimately become the Hottest Man in the country...
Now... It is time to announce the name of the one who is already qualified to continue the competition...
Please note that the two top vote getters will also earn a significant advantage for the rest of the competition..."
For God's sake, can he just say the name of the winner already?!
"And the person who will enter in the house first is...
...
Darrell!"
Yes! I am quite satisfied with this result as I really like him.
Darrell does not seem too surprised but he is clearly super excited to have been called in first. He comes hugging the presenter, practically grabbing his ass in the process.
David Harrison is certainly a lucky son of the bitch.
"Thank you America for believing in me! This is... Wow, David! I'm so fucking excited for the competition to really start!"
Again, I am surprised that the word "fucking" is not blurred out but at the same time, the show is now 16+ only. Hopefully, allowing the f-word on live TV is not the only reason for that warning...
Mostly, I am focused on Darrell impressive biceps anyway. He has been sweating awaiting for the results. It must be smelling like a real MAN in his armpits... But I disgress.
"Please, Darrell, enter the house, your housemates are waiting for you!"
Darrell quickly shakes the hands of the other guys and practically runs towards the villa.
Jin, Kyle, Carlos, Jared and Mitchell have been watching the show from inside the house and one of them seems particularly happy to welcome Darrell.
"Come on in, D! I was sure you would make it!" Kyle exclaimed.
"First saved last week, and first saved this week!" Darrell said, hugging his friend. Who knew those two knew each other?
"We have worked together on an underwear campaign a couples years back." Kyle explained.
Shit, I missed that on the forums! Where are the pictures?! Darrell and Kyle, both posing together in underwear, I have to see that!
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While the houseguests talk a bit more, the camera returns to the host outside to present the next segment.
"If our twelve hunks are all different, they do share some common interests, first of which being their passion for fitness! You do not get the banging body they pull off without putting the work first."
Since when does David Harrison talk about banging bodies? I am dying.
"And one thing we quickly notice once we put our five studs in the house, is that exercising quickly became a top priority. Take a look. And do not forget to comment and react with the hashtag #HMIA on all social media."
A segment from the life inside of the house entitled: "Building the perfect body" is shown to the screen.
Five hot studs working-out in a sleazy montage: I guess that I am here for it.
My eyes is again immediatly drawn to Kyle who trains with a punching ball wearing some loose shirt and a sweat-shirt cut like a crop top! I did not even know they made those. Marc would certainly love the look. I do too! Kyle's sweaty treasure trail is definitely a sight to enjoy.
Another yummy sight is Jin. The Asian hunk is training wearing nothing other than some grey sweatpants. His glistening, smooth and perfectly muscular chest is unreal. Jin looks like a litteral Ken Doll come to life! I am drooling.
The young Mitchell is not bad either.
He is working-out with a sweatshirt but the zipper seems to be coming lower and lower and by the end of the training session, he is showing most of his chest, always complemented with the Christian cross neckless. It looks like Kyle is coaching him on the treadmill.
That gives me some ideas on some other areas the two of them could work together...
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As far as we know, all of them except from Jin, are straight. But maybe, with weeks passing by without any sort of physical touch, some of them will do with what they have on hand... Besides, a gay romance would be good publicity! I am sure it has already crossed their minds.
The segment lasts for about five mintues and the more we see the guys sweating and panting on the machines, the more my dick is aching to get out of my pants.
Even Carlos and Jared who have kept their clothes on are hot as fuck while they are exercising. No matter the angle you capture Jared, he always looks like a super model.
Although, I would say that Jin is definitely taking the cake for that segment. He is featured multiple times and the show clearly wants to encourage the guys who are training shirtless! I am not one to complain!
"You don't get the hot body without the big sweats!" David Harrison says to conclude the montage as we go back on the stage for the live show.
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The suspensful music comes back and the tension builds up with it.
"Five guys and four spots left inside the house. Who will be the second contestant entering the villa tonight? You got to decide!"
Just like last week, Paul seems annoyed to be there. What was he thinking the show would be? It is called "Hottest Man in America" for Christ's sake. Or maybe he thought that he would be saved first?
The guy has an incredible body but if he could try to smile once in a while, maybe he would have some more supporters...
I am getting nervous though. I was surprised by last week results. Truthfully, I have no idea who will be evicted tonight.
"And the hunk who got the second most votes tonight is...
...
Andrew!"
Of course! This show needs him! I am glad and my 19 years old self, fantasyzing about the college hunks in my class is glad too.
Andy reacts like a child discovering his presents under the tree the morning of Christmas. He jumps in the air (his pecs bouncing in the process) and asks confirmation to the host.
"It's really me? I'm in? The public voted for me?"
"You are in, Andy! Congratulations. And you will find out tonight what advatange you have won by getting the second most votes tonight."
"An advantage? Mom! Louise! Look, I have won an advantage!"
"You can go inside the house, Andy."
"Thank you, sir! I will. I mean, I am going! Oh I almost forgot. Thank you to the public and to America. I will do everything you want to win the money! I mean, I am willing to do every challenge, and... and... Wow!"
"Come on, Andy, go meet your housemates!"
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Andy runs towards the house. He is so freaking hot with his ginger hair. Sure, he is dumb but he is mostly harmless and at least, he delivers some good energy. I am sure we are going to have fun with him.
Inside the house, Jim seems particularly happy to see him, he has kept a spot for Andrew right by his side.
Smart move, I would have done the same!
While images of Andy meeting the rest of the cast are shown on the screen, the voice over of the host announces the first commercial break.
Already?!
"Stay on Channel 2, ladies and gentlemen! When we come back, more clips from the life inside of the house and we will find out who will be the last three hunks joining the competition! More surprises and more twists, coming, right after the break!"
[First commercial break]
As always this is a pure work of fiction. All characters featured are above 18. Enjoy!
More illustrations and bonus content for this story + more says in the votes and future challenges + tons of other erotic stories are available on my Patreon. Thanks for the support!
https://www.patreon.com/thomaslodge
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HOTTEST MAN IN AMERICA
EPISODE 3
Here I am again, spending my Saturday watching a crappy reality tv-show instead of going out and finding a real man for myself.
I wonder how the show is going to turn out now that all the contestants have been introduced and some are living in the house. But first very good sign, the show tonight is "not recommended for people below 16"! One step further than last time.
What the fuck have they planned? I hope we get to see some ass!
"Welcome back to Channel 22, the only place where you can watch the sexiest show in America!" David Harrison announces.
He is wearing a very formal red suit, maybe he is attending a gala after the show or something. Otherwise, it is a bit much for the trashy evening he is about to host.
"After the unexpected departure of Oliver last week, eleven hunks are still competing to win the tittle of Hottest Man in America and the One-Million-Dollars grand prize that goes with it!"
While the host walks on stage, images live from inside the house are shown to the screen: Jared, Jin, Kyle, Mitchell and Carlos are awaiting for their five new housemates.
Kyle has taken a page of last week contestants' books as he is flaunting his hairy chest underneath a mostly opened white shirt. Hot.
"Tonight, you will assist live to the reunion between the five studs already in the house and the five men who are about join them! That can only mean one thing. Although it breaks our heart, another contestant amongst the six studs standing behind me will be evicted!
The host is not down with the teasing:
"But that's not all! In the next hour, we will show you exclusive footage from the last few days in the house. What the houseguests have been up to? You will find out soon enough. Stay tuned to see clips of your favorite hunks exercising, cooking, getting to know each other and.... showering!"
My interest is immediatly piqued. The guys inside the house made a weird face as David Harrison has announced we would get to see them in the shower. Personnaly, I cannot wait.
The host winks at the camera as he walks to the six contestants we have been introduced to last week. They are standing side by side, waiting for the cruel verdict of the public.
Marc, the tiktok star is wearing the same crop top as last time, Paul the vegan and feminist activist wears a shirt presenting a fist in the air as a sign of protest (please, kill me now), Bastian, the daddy is wearing a tank top showcasing his hairy shoulders (yes, sir!), while Darrell has opted for a more casual tight tee-shirt look.
But two of them have caught my attention.
First, Hunter, who has walked on stage wearing a very formal black suit with a red bow tie, which weirdly completes the host's red suit and black bow tie. There is really something weird going on between those two.
Second, Andrew, the red-hair jock who has come to the stage shirtless, only wearing a bright red pants, matching his hair. The dude smells like sex. I like that.
"Andy, I can see you are not afraid to catch a cold?" The host remaks with a smirk. I guess I am not the only one drawn to Andrew.
The football player has not gotten any smarter since the last episode. He does not seem to understand the joke.
"I take some vitamins, sir, every morning! I do everything my mom and my doctor have told me to avoid getting sick. Why?"
"He's pointing out that you are shirtless, dude!" Hunter says on his left, apprently tired of his co-star's cluelessness.
"Oh, yes! This is a bit embarrassing... One of the producers spilled his coffee on me, right before we hoped on stage. He felt so sorry but he told me I could not go up on stage with a stain like that. The poor guy, he really felt bad, I hope this is not a problem."
"Not at all, Andy! The audience is very forgiving with clumsiness and to be fair, you look great without anything on."
"Do I... Do you think I should take off my pants too then?"
"Oh God...." Hunter mumbles, rolling his eyes.
To be fair, I totally get Hunter, this guy would drive me insane in real life. But at the same time, who does not love a naïve dumb jock always ready to take off his pants in public?
"That won't be necessery, Andy. At least, for now!" The host replies with a large smile. "But let's go down to some more serious business. All throughout the evening, I will announce the names of the five contestants who will enter the house, one by one."
The dreaded suspenseful music is back on.
I thought they would get to the voting results by the end of the episode like last time but I am happy with the change. I cannot wait to know who America has favored.
"Bastian, Darrell, Paul, Hunter, Andrew and Marc, you have all been submitted to the public's votes. Only America can decide who will enter the house and ultimately become the Hottest Man in the country...
Now... It is time to announce the name of the one who is already qualified to continue the competition...
Please note that the two top vote getters will also earn a significant advantage for the rest of the competition..."
For God's sake, can he just say the name of the winner already?!
"And the person who will enter in the house first is...
...
Darrell!"
Yes! I am quite satisfied with this result as I really like him.
Darrell does not seem too surprised but he is clearly super excited to have been called in first. He comes hugging the presenter, practically grabbing his ass in the process.
David Harrison is certainly a lucky son of the bitch.
"Thank you America for believing in me! This is... Wow, David! I'm so fucking excited for the competition to really start!"
Again, I am surprised that the word "fucking" is not blurred out but at the same time, the show is now 16+ only. Hopefully, allowing the f-word on live TV is not the only reason for that warning...
Mostly, I am focused on Darrell impressive biceps anyway. He has been sweating awaiting for the results. It must be smelling like a real MAN in his armpits... But I disgress.
"Please, Darrell, enter the house, your housemates are waiting for you!"
Darrell quickly shakes the hands of the other guys and practically runs towards the villa.
Jin, Kyle, Carlos, Jared and Mitchell have been watching the show from inside the house and one of them seems particularly happy to welcome Darrell.
"Come on in, D! I was sure you would make it!" Kyle exclaimed.
"First saved last week, and first saved this week!" Darrell said, hugging his friend. Who knew those two knew each other?
"We have worked together on an underwear campaign a couples years back." Kyle explained.
Shit, I missed that on the forums! Where are the pictures?! Darrell and Kyle, both posing together in underwear, I have to see that!
While the houseguests talk a bit more, the camera returns to the host outside to present the next segment.
"If our twelve hunks are all different, they do share some common interests, first of which being their passion for fitness! You do not get the banging body they pull off without putting the work first."
Since when does David Harrison talk about banging bodies? I am dying.
"And one thing we quickly notice once we put our five studs in the house, is that exercising quickly became a top priority. Take a look. And do not forget to comment and react with the hashtag #HMIA on all social media."
A segment from the life inside of the house entitled: "Building the perfect body" is shown to the screen.
Five hot studs working-out in a sleazy montage: I guess that I am here for it.
My eyes is again immediatly drawn to Kyle who trains with a punching ball wearing some loose shirt and a sweat-shirt cut like a crop top! I did not even know they made those. Marc would certainly love the look. I do too! Kyle's sweaty treasure trail is definitely a sight to enjoy.
Another yummy sight is Jin. The Asian hunk is training wearing nothing other than some grey sweatpants. His glistening, smooth and perfectly muscular chest is unreal. Jin looks like a litteral Ken Doll come to life! I am drooling.
The young Mitchell is not bad either.
He is working-out with a sweatshirt but the zipper seems to be coming lower and lower and by the end of the training session, he is showing most of his chest, always complemented with the Christian cross neckless. It looks like Kyle is coaching him on the treadmill.
That gives me some ideas on some other areas the two of them could work together...
As far as we know, all of them except from Jin, are straight. But maybe, with weeks passing by without any sort of physical touch, some of them will do with what they have on hand... Besides, a gay romance would be good publicity! I am sure it has already crossed their minds.
The segment lasts for about five mintues and the more we see the guys sweating and panting on the machines, the more my dick is aching to get out of my pants.
Even Carlos and Jared who have kept their clothes on are hot as fuck while they are exercising. No matter the angle you capture Jared, he always looks like a super model.
Although, I would say that Jin is definitely taking the cake for that segment. He is featured multiple times and the show clearly wants to encourage the guys who are training shirtless! I am not one to complain!
"You don't get the hot body without the big sweats!" David Harrison says to conclude the montage as we go back on the stage for the live show.
The suspensful music comes back and the tension builds up with it.
"Five guys and four spots left inside the house. Who will be the second contestant entering the villa tonight? You got to decide!"
Just like last week, Paul seems annoyed to be there. What was he thinking the show would be? It is called "Hottest Man in America" for Christ's sake. Or maybe he thought that he would be saved first?
The guy has an incredible body but if he could try to smile once in a while, maybe he would have some more supporters...
I am getting nervous though. I was surprised by last week results. Truthfully, I have no idea who will be evicted tonight.
"And the hunk who got the second most votes tonight is...
...
Andrew!"
Of course! This show needs him! I am glad and my 19 years old self, fantasyzing about the college hunks in my class is glad too.
Andy reacts like a child discovering his presents under the tree the morning of Christmas. He jumps in the air (his pecs bouncing in the process) and asks confirmation to the host.
"It's really me? I'm in? The public voted for me?"
"You are in, Andy! Congratulations. And you will find out tonight what advatange you have won by getting the second most votes tonight."
"An advantage? Mom! Louise! Look, I have won an advantage!"
"You can go inside the house, Andy."
"Thank you, sir! I will. I mean, I am going! Oh I almost forgot. Thank you to the public and to America. I will do everything you want to win the money! I mean, I am willing to do every challenge, and... and... Wow!"
"Come on, Andy, go meet your housemates!"
Andy runs towards the house. He is so freaking hot with his ginger hair. Sure, he is dumb but he is mostly harmless and at least, he delivers some good energy. I am sure we are going to have fun with him.
Inside the house, Jim seems particularly happy to see him, he has kept a spot for Andrew right by his side.
Smart move, I would have done the same!
While images of Andy meeting the rest of the cast are shown on the screen, the voice over of the host announces the first commercial break.
Already?!
"Stay on Channel 2, ladies and gentlemen! When we come back, more clips from the life inside of the house and we will find out who will be the last three hunks joining the competition! More surprises and more twists, coming, right after the break!"
[First commercial break]
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HOTTEST MAN IN AMERICA
EPISODE 3
The commercial break is always the time for me to check the social media and the notorious #HMIA hashtag.
People seem to go crazy over Andy. I have just subscribed to an account called "Andy HMIA nipples" consisting of only screenshots of the football jock's chest. Nice.
The hasthtags #KickPaulOut and #PaulForPresident are also trending. Between two videos of Bastian's sextapes leaking online (the dude has apparently fucked all the hot chicks of his county!), feminist activists are posting pictures in support of Paul while others are bashing him and the "woke culture."
Who would have thought this show would become so political?
Mainly, I go back to the retweets of Marc's thirsty tiktok videos and the memes of Jin checking Andy's bulge as he comes sitting down next to him. Already a classic.
When the show comes back, a voice over of the host announces the next segment which is supposed to give us a glimpse of the daily life of the housemates.
Quite boring for the most part if you want my opinion.
There is a scene where Mitchell and Kyle are cooking together for the group. Cute but far from reviding content. I mean, Mitchell and Kyle genuinely look like they are developping a nice friendship which is always nice to see but the host did mention a shower at the beginning of the show. Right?
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Things are mostly uninteresting until a segment of the guys trying out the pool.
Jared in his white speedo getting wet is an instant attention grabber. Again, Kyle and Jin are also heavily featured here, wearing the tiny speedos they had sported during the runway show in the first episode.
I will gladly admit it, this is the point where I get my dick out of my pants watching them splashing water on each other, tanning while they are still wet... Looks like the start of the gay porn.
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This segment is also a good occasion to show one of the first real conversations of the show. Mitchell is sitting by the pool in his broad shorts, he seems a bit uneasy as Kyle joins him. Carlos is listening to them but not joining in the discussion.
"You're okay, mate?" Kyle asks Mitchell.
"Yeah... I am. This is great being here. It's an incredible opportunity."
"But do you enjoy yourself? It's important, you know. Sometimes, you seem a bit, I don't know, nervous."
"No... It's just... It's the first time I'm leaving the farm and here in L.A... In this house... Everything is so crazy."
"I get that. Leaving home is always a challenge, but that means you're becoming a man! That's good to feel a little uncomfortabe sometimes. It's just necessary to grow up."
"Maybe..."
"You think you're gonna leave those broad shorts at some point?" Kyles teases him.
"That's the thing! I don't know how you guys can be so comfortable showing that much skin. I mean, there are cameras everywhere! People are watching us. God is watching us."
"Mitch, you're competiting in a show to elect the hottest man in America! What did you expect?"
"I just don't want to do anything which would be contrary to my values."
"You think God would be mad at you if you were wearing a pair of speedo? I mean, stay true to who you are, but don't be afraid to loosen up a bit. I want you to stay in this game for a long time, don't prevent yourself from having some fun."
"I guess."
"You want to do some swim laps?"
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"Yeah, sure! Thanks Kyle. For the advice and all... It's good to feel like someone has my back in here."
"All good, bro! We learn to support each other in the firestation. We should do the same in here."
The next scene shows Kyle in the diary room talking about Mitchell.
"The guy does not even dare to shower naked! He even wears his boring broad shorts in the bathroom. But do not worry America, I will help him see that there is anything wrong with being more at ease with his body. Mitch is a good guy, I'm sure that if he could just relax a bit, he could win that thing! I mean, come second after me."
Kyle is so good with the camera. Also, I note that he considers it as a problem to shower in a swimsuit. Good to know!
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The rest of the segment shows two other houseguests getting closer. Jin and Carlos are seemingly always together, teasing each other, laughing, sleeping in two adjacent beds.
Jin is even admitting in the diary room that he were not engaged to his fiancé Richard, he would have a huge crush on Carlos. As if he is not drooling all over him as it is!
Interestingly enough, rumours are going on online that Richard would only be Jin's sugar daddy. Pictures have leaked and Richard is apparently knwon to date guys in their twenties despite being over 50 himself. Also, Jin's lifestyle have totally changed since they met.
I wonder what Jin would do if he were to win the million dollars prize. Not sure Richard would remain in his life for long.
Carlos seems to be really much there for the money. Least I can say is that he does not shy away from wandering around shirtless or in tight speedos. He clearly knows what he is doing, including with Jin.
The fact that both Jin and Carlos on one side, and Mitchell and Kyle on the other side, are forming duos leaves Jared a bit isolated, often on the piano.
The segment ends on a quite poetic note as Jared plays (quite beautifuly) a version of Another Love by Tom Odell. Fuck. Now, I really like him too!
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When the suspensful music comes back and we are back on the stage outside the house, I have almost forgotten about tonight's eviction and the live show. They really got me caring for those guys?! No, I'm still here for the abs. Mostly.
"If Jin, Carlos, Mitchell, Kyle and Jared are learning to know each other, we still have three contestants who would love to join them and perhaps change the dynamic of the house. It is now time to reveal who will be the third contestant to enter the villa tonight." The host announces as the four remaining guys on stage look more nervous than ever.
"And without further adue, the contestant who have earned the most votes among you four is...
...
It has been really close but America has made its decision...
...
Marc! You are entering the house tonight!"
The tiktoker celebrates with a (ridiculous) dance and thanks America for the votes. I am not really a fan of his style but the swimsuit and bulge he showcased last week were very promising and honestly, who cares if he is annoying as long as he is willing to show off!
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"Marc, you can now enter the house!" The host announces with a large smile.
"Thanks David! And thanks to my followers! I know I can count on my community. You're the best, guys! I promise I won't diappoint!"
"Only two spots remaining for three contestants! The rest of the results coming soon... But before that, I have checked the #HMIA hashtag and could not help but notice that some of you had caught on something I said earlier. You cheeky viewers! Something about our favourite hunks showering... Well, let's have a look!"
If I was scrolling through my phone before, I am now hyper focused on my tv screen as a segment starts with Jin walking in the shared bathroom after his training session.
He is already sweating as he walks to the shower heads. I wonder what they are going to show... Clearly not everything, this is still national TV and it's not even 9pm.
The camera goes away while Jin is taking off his pants so I assume that, despite the teasing, we will only have some bullshit scenes of the guys entering the bathroom.
I am ready to post a tweet to share my disappointment until I am proven wrong with some incredible (and quite long) shots of Jin entirely naked walking in the shower and shampooing himself.
The Adonis is shown from the back and he is simply stunning. Nothing is blurred and his big muscular ass is exposed front and center! Shit, I am hard as a rock! And the segment keeps on going until he is washing his silver hair under the warm water.
His naked and sculptural body is getting fully wet and I want to drink it all.
But that is not even it! Any other show would have stopped there and it would have been enough, but the segment continues as Jared walks on Jin as he gets out the shower.
He is fully exposed but does not seem to care one bit. The cameras are capturing everything.
The show is testing the limits of primetime television as the top of Jin's dick (which seems both super thick and long!) is clearly shown! I cannot believe it. At some point, we even get to see his balls! I wonder if we are not about to get a close up but the camera is only teasing.
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Still, we have our proof that Jin is shaving EVERY HAIR on his body and is very confortable in his own skin. I love the way he is not hiding anything when Jared walks on him.
Jared is a bit more uncofmortable but following the lead of his co-star, he gets himself naked as well and jumps in the shower. Jin had not even left the room yet!
I am looking at every angle, every mirror, ever corner of the screen to see something. Sometimes, I think I can spot a full dick. I will definitely have to check the forums and social media to get all the screen grabs and slow-motion videos later on.
But in the meantime, let me admire Jared's perfect round black butt. I would die to take a bite into those ass cheeks!
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"Looks like things are getting steamy inside the house! Part two of the showers is coming next!"
I cannot tell you how frustrated I am when i hear back the annoying voice of David Harrison.
Just like that, we are back on the stage.
The contestants did not get to see the segment so none of them knows what is actually shown to the audience. In one of the clips, Jared was saying that he did not mind showering naked as the content could not be shown on national tv anyway.
Clearly, just like me, he as underestimated the producers of the show and America's tolerance for lewdness!
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"But before we can have some more fun, we have to get back to the competition. Bastian, Paul and Hunter. Two of you will battle for a one-million-dollars prize while one of you will watch it all unfold on his tv-screen from home!"
Ok, let's get the show moving. I have to say I am curious on who is going to get saved next.
"And the next one who will enter the villa tonight is...
...
Bastian!" The host exclaims.
The daddy of the show throws his hand in the hair, showcasing some glorious armpits.
"FUCK YEAH!" He yells.
Without even waiting for the host to invite him to go inside, Bastian runs to the door of the villa to join his new housemates.
Although, Bastian seems to have a different plan than introducing himself to the rest of the cast. He walks straight through the house.
"Bastian? Bastian?! Where the hell is he going?" David Harrison asks, visibly confused.
I can hear in the tone of his voice that this was not planned.
I am also wondering what is going on. Until, Bastian runs to the pool, rips his clothes off and reveals the same bright blue - almost translucent - speedos that he was wearing last week.
Doing the most for the cameras, Bastian throws his micro off and jumps straight in the pool! He takes a quick swim lap and comes out of the water sexier than ever, all wet and ready to fuck me! (Sorry, the last part might only be in my fantasy.)
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"That was an entrance as we have rarely seen one!" The host exclaimed. "Daddy Bastian knows how to please our audience!"
Fuck yeah, he does! I am very pleased, and my dick too!
As Bastian purposely teases the other houseguests and flexes his barely naked body before them in the middle of the living room, the host announces in a rushed voice:
"One more houseguest to save! Another steamy shower segment! And a big surprise for the houseguests regarding the rest of the competition! This is all happening after the commercial break!"
For sure, I will be there!
[Second commercial break]
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EPISODE 3
The commercial break is always the time for me to check the social media and the notorious #HMIA hashtag.
People seem to go crazy over Andy. I have just subscribed to an account called "Andy HMIA nipples" consisting of only screenshots of the football jock's chest. Nice.
The hasthtags #KickPaulOut and #PaulForPresident are also trending. Between two videos of Bastian's sextapes leaking online (the dude has apparently fucked all the hot chicks of his county!), feminist activists are posting pictures in support of Paul while others are bashing him and the "woke culture."
Who would have thought this show would become so political?
Mainly, I go back to the retweets of Marc's thirsty tiktok videos and the memes of Jin checking Andy's bulge as he comes sitting down next to him. Already a classic.
When the show comes back, a voice over of the host announces the next segment which is supposed to give us a glimpse of the daily life of the housemates.
Quite boring for the most part if you want my opinion.
There is a scene where Mitchell and Kyle are cooking together for the group. Cute but far from reviding content. I mean, Mitchell and Kyle genuinely look like they are developping a nice friendship which is always nice to see but the host did mention a shower at the beginning of the show. Right?
Things are mostly uninteresting until a segment of the guys trying out the pool.
Jared in his white speedo getting wet is an instant attention grabber. Again, Kyle and Jin are also heavily featured here, wearing the tiny speedos they had sported during the runway show in the first episode.
I will gladly admit it, this is the point where I get my dick out of my pants watching them splashing water on each other, tanning while they are still wet... Looks like the start of the gay porn.
This segment is also a good occasion to show one of the first real conversations of the show. Mitchell is sitting by the pool in his broad shorts, he seems a bit uneasy as Kyle joins him. Carlos is listening to them but not joining in the discussion.
"You're okay, mate?" Kyle asks Mitchell.
"Yeah... I am. This is great being here. It's an incredible opportunity."
"But do you enjoy yourself? It's important, you know. Sometimes, you seem a bit, I don't know, nervous."
"No... It's just... It's the first time I'm leaving the farm and here in L.A... In this house... Everything is so crazy."
"I get that. Leaving home is always a challenge, but that means you're becoming a man! That's good to feel a little uncomfortabe sometimes. It's just necessary to grow up."
"Maybe..."
"You think you're gonna leave those broad shorts at some point?" Kyles teases him.
"That's the thing! I don't know how you guys can be so comfortable showing that much skin. I mean, there are cameras everywhere! People are watching us. God is watching us."
"Mitch, you're competiting in a show to elect the hottest man in America! What did you expect?"
"I just don't want to do anything which would be contrary to my values."
"You think God would be mad at you if you were wearing a pair of speedo? I mean, stay true to who you are, but don't be afraid to loosen up a bit. I want you to stay in this game for a long time, don't prevent yourself from having some fun."
"I guess."
"You want to do some swim laps?"
"Yeah, sure! Thanks Kyle. For the advice and all... It's good to feel like someone has my back in here."
"All good, bro! We learn to support each other in the firestation. We should do the same in here."
The next scene shows Kyle in the diary room talking about Mitchell.
"The guy does not even dare to shower naked! He even wears his boring broad shorts in the bathroom. But do not worry America, I will help him see that there is anything wrong with being more at ease with his body. Mitch is a good guy, I'm sure that if he could just relax a bit, he could win that thing! I mean, come second after me."
Kyle is so good with the camera. Also, I note that he considers it as a problem to shower in a swimsuit. Good to know!
The rest of the segment shows two other houseguests getting closer. Jin and Carlos are seemingly always together, teasing each other, laughing, sleeping in two adjacent beds.
Jin is even admitting in the diary room that he were not engaged to his fiancé Richard, he would have a huge crush on Carlos. As if he is not drooling all over him as it is!
Interestingly enough, rumours are going on online that Richard would only be Jin's sugar daddy. Pictures have leaked and Richard is apparently knwon to date guys in their twenties despite being over 50 himself. Also, Jin's lifestyle have totally changed since they met.
I wonder what Jin would do if he were to win the million dollars prize. Not sure Richard would remain in his life for long.
Carlos seems to be really much there for the money. Least I can say is that he does not shy away from wandering around shirtless or in tight speedos. He clearly knows what he is doing, including with Jin.
The fact that both Jin and Carlos on one side, and Mitchell and Kyle on the other side, are forming duos leaves Jared a bit isolated, often on the piano.
The segment ends on a quite poetic note as Jared plays (quite beautifuly) a version of Another Love by Tom Odell. Fuck. Now, I really like him too!
When the suspensful music comes back and we are back on the stage outside the house, I have almost forgotten about tonight's eviction and the live show. They really got me caring for those guys?! No, I'm still here for the abs. Mostly.
"If Jin, Carlos, Mitchell, Kyle and Jared are learning to know each other, we still have three contestants who would love to join them and perhaps change the dynamic of the house. It is now time to reveal who will be the third contestant to enter the villa tonight." The host announces as the four remaining guys on stage look more nervous than ever.
"And without further adue, the contestant who have earned the most votes among you four is...
...
It has been really close but America has made its decision...
...
Marc! You are entering the house tonight!"
The tiktoker celebrates with a (ridiculous) dance and thanks America for the votes. I am not really a fan of his style but the swimsuit and bulge he showcased last week were very promising and honestly, who cares if he is annoying as long as he is willing to show off!
"Marc, you can now enter the house!" The host announces with a large smile.
"Thanks David! And thanks to my followers! I know I can count on my community. You're the best, guys! I promise I won't diappoint!"
"Only two spots remaining for three contestants! The rest of the results coming soon... But before that, I have checked the #HMIA hashtag and could not help but notice that some of you had caught on something I said earlier. You cheeky viewers! Something about our favourite hunks showering... Well, let's have a look!"
If I was scrolling through my phone before, I am now hyper focused on my tv screen as a segment starts with Jin walking in the shared bathroom after his training session.
He is already sweating as he walks to the shower heads. I wonder what they are going to show... Clearly not everything, this is still national TV and it's not even 9pm.
The camera goes away while Jin is taking off his pants so I assume that, despite the teasing, we will only have some bullshit scenes of the guys entering the bathroom.
I am ready to post a tweet to share my disappointment until I am proven wrong with some incredible (and quite long) shots of Jin entirely naked walking in the shower and shampooing himself.
The Adonis is shown from the back and he is simply stunning. Nothing is blurred and his big muscular ass is exposed front and center! Shit, I am hard as a rock! And the segment keeps on going until he is washing his silver hair under the warm water.
His naked and sculptural body is getting fully wet and I want to drink it all.
But that is not even it! Any other show would have stopped there and it would have been enough, but the segment continues as Jared walks on Jin as he gets out the shower.
He is fully exposed but does not seem to care one bit. The cameras are capturing everything.
The show is testing the limits of primetime television as the top of Jin's dick (which seems both super thick and long!) is clearly shown! I cannot believe it. At some point, we even get to see his balls! I wonder if we are not about to get a close up but the camera is only teasing.
Still, we have our proof that Jin is shaving EVERY HAIR on his body and is very confortable in his own skin. I love the way he is not hiding anything when Jared walks on him.
Jared is a bit more uncofmortable but following the lead of his co-star, he gets himself naked as well and jumps in the shower. Jin had not even left the room yet!
I am looking at every angle, every mirror, ever corner of the screen to see something. Sometimes, I think I can spot a full dick. I will definitely have to check the forums and social media to get all the screen grabs and slow-motion videos later on.
But in the meantime, let me admire Jared's perfect round black butt. I would die to take a bite into those ass cheeks!
"Looks like things are getting steamy inside the house! Part two of the showers is coming next!"
I cannot tell you how frustrated I am when i hear back the annoying voice of David Harrison.
Just like that, we are back on the stage.
The contestants did not get to see the segment so none of them knows what is actually shown to the audience. In one of the clips, Jared was saying that he did not mind showering naked as the content could not be shown on national tv anyway.
Clearly, just like me, he as underestimated the producers of the show and America's tolerance for lewdness!
"But before we can have some more fun, we have to get back to the competition. Bastian, Paul and Hunter. Two of you will battle for a one-million-dollars prize while one of you will watch it all unfold on his tv-screen from home!"
Ok, let's get the show moving. I have to say I am curious on who is going to get saved next.
"And the next one who will enter the villa tonight is...
...
Bastian!" The host exclaims.
The daddy of the show throws his hand in the hair, showcasing some glorious armpits.
"FUCK YEAH!" He yells.
Without even waiting for the host to invite him to go inside, Bastian runs to the door of the villa to join his new housemates.
Although, Bastian seems to have a different plan than introducing himself to the rest of the cast. He walks straight through the house.
"Bastian? Bastian?! Where the hell is he going?" David Harrison asks, visibly confused.
I can hear in the tone of his voice that this was not planned.
I am also wondering what is going on. Until, Bastian runs to the pool, rips his clothes off and reveals the same bright blue - almost translucent - speedos that he was wearing last week.
Doing the most for the cameras, Bastian throws his micro off and jumps straight in the pool! He takes a quick swim lap and comes out of the water sexier than ever, all wet and ready to fuck me! (Sorry, the last part might only be in my fantasy.)
"That was an entrance as we have rarely seen one!" The host exclaimed. "Daddy Bastian knows how to please our audience!"
Fuck yeah, he does! I am very pleased, and my dick too!
As Bastian purposely teases the other houseguests and flexes his barely naked body before them in the middle of the living room, the host announces in a rushed voice:
"One more houseguest to save! Another steamy shower segment! And a big surprise for the houseguests regarding the rest of the competition! This is all happening after the commercial break!"
For sure, I will be there!
[Second commercial break]
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EPISODE 3
When the show comes back, David Harrison is clearly excited. I am too. I have been jerking off for the last five minutes on edits made on twitter on the best moments of the night so far, including a good portion of the first "shower segment".
"The Hashtag #HMIA is buzzing tonight! You love them, you hate them, you judge them but you're talking about them! Thank you for joining us in the last part of tonight episode, here on Channel 22!"
David walks among the two finale contestants awaiting for their fate, Paul and Hunter.
"We still have a lot to unpack and little time to do so! Let's waste no time then, and deliver the content you have been asking for! Who wants to see our favourite hunks in the intimacy of their shower?! I guess we should have a good look on our contestants' bodies. Only so we can accurately judge their evolution in the following weeks of course"
David Harrison winks at the camera. Even him cannot pretend the show is anything more than a pretext to see hot guys wearing close to nothing.
Clearly, I am jerking off at this point. I am horny, just in anticipation of what I am about to see. I have been dreaming of these guys for over two weeks now.
It starts with a banger with a shot of Kyle naked in the shower! The camera takes its dame time going up and down his fantastic body, sometimes doing close up on his tattoos and sometimes, on his peachy... and hairy (!!) ass. Dear Heaven!
There are some distinct black thick hair inside Kyle's ass crack, guys! And that is some reviding television content if I do say so myself!
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The following scene still features a fully naked Kyle but he is joined by another naked hunk. This time, it is Carlos turn!
Fuck, I want to eat them both. Apparently I am not the only one, the hashtag #CarlosSitOnMyFace is now trending worldwide as the camera does more close up on Carlos' bum and then follows him as he jumps into a playful bath.
No previews of their cocks this time but almost 8 minutes of the two hunks chatting together in the buff, playing with each other, and even comparing their bodies. Where is the extended version of this where they compare their dick size?!
I am so turned on by this stupid show. My cock is litteraly throbbing.
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The last scene of the segment shows Carlos explaning to the others that he only feels comfortable sleeping in the nude.
Jin looks blisfully happy learning the news, Mitchell, on the other hand, seems shocked, but Carlos still goes with it and gets entirely naked in front of his castmates. The guy is shameless!
I was so not expecting that from Carlos! And thinking that I wanted him to leave last week. Thank you, America! Sometimes, you do vote for the right person.
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The shot of Carlos' ass is replaced by the overly tensed face of the host and the return of the suspensful music.
This is it! We are about to find out who is gonna leave. But who cares? My dick is still leaking from the shower segment. I want more of that! If at least, Paul and Hunter were receiving the news while being naked! Maybe next time?
"Paul, Hunter, you knew this moment was coming. One of you is going to get evicted tonight."
"America has made its decision and it is final. The last contestant authorize to enter the competition and the villa is..."
The screen shows the reaction of the nine other houseguests in the house, waiting to know the results. Damn the producers and the way they have to make this moments lasts for ages!
"...That person is
...
Hunter!"
The host exclaims, obviously relieves that his personal favourite can continue the competition.
"Congratulations, Hunter, you are still in for a shot at the one-million-dollars prize!"
"I cannot believe it! Thank you, David. Thank you America!"
If Paul looks pissed before, he now seems completely furious. Good for him, I think to myself. Arrogant prick!
Hunter goes to hold the host's hands and thanking him for the great show. What the fuck? Are these two actually dating? Hunter is playing up so much his relationship with the host. I cannot wait to read in the tabloids that they have fucked during the commercial breaks. Who knows?
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The whole thing would have ended there if something incredible had not happened.
While the host and Hunter are still talking and congratulating each other (why do not they full-on kiss at this point?!), Paul comes behind them, shirtless (??), and violently pushes Hunter away.
What the fuck is he doing?! Is he about to beat him up?
"I WILL MAKE A STAND RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, AND I WANT ALL AMERICA TO HEAR IT!"
"Paul... Please, calm down... What do you..." The host tries.
"I HAVE COME HERE TO DELIVER A MESSAGE AND NOONE, ABSOLUTELY NOONE, WILL PREVENT ME FROM DOING SO! NOT DAVID HARRISON. NOT CHANNEL 22!"
I bet the #HMIA hashtag is going wild right now! Paul is uncontrollable. I am surprised they simply do not cut the show. I guess they are thinking about the ratings going up.
"IF I HAVE TO GET NAKED TO BE HEARD! I WILL FUCKING DO IT! STOP PATRIARCHY! STOP CAPITALISM!"
As he is yelling like a mad man, Paul is peeling off his clothes. What the hell is going on?! I am both appalled and mesmerized. Trashy television at its best!
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Things get to the point where Paul leaves the stage in tight white boxer briefs. Behind him, David Harrison and Hunter are stunned. We all are.
But Paul is not done, while David thinks he can take back control of the show and start announcing the rules of the game for next week, it turns out that Paul has only pretended to leave the stage... He comes back!
Entirely naked this time! His dick and ass in full view, in front of millions of viewers!
"STOP PATRIARCHY! STOP CAPITALISM!" He yells again.
Where is the mute button, I want to watch his uncut dick but cannot stand hearing him anymore! The dude is now running around the stage, his flaccid cock bouncing around. I almost regret his eviction now!
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With a finale shot of Paul naked body walking down the stage, the screen turns to black and we see the reactions from the houseguests inside the house. They are clearly shocked.
Meanwhile, Paul is apparently being escorted out.
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"This is what happens when you do live television!" The host finally says, flusttered, as Hunter enters the house.
"Our apoligies to our viewers at home." David Harrison says. "Twenty years of carreer and I can still be surprised, I guess this is nice to know!"
No need to apology! A naked guy wandering around a stage during prime time television hour without any kind of censorship. Fuck yes! Channel 22 is really delivering this year.
It comes to the point where I wonder how much of this is staged. They have been dying to show us some dick since the beginning of the episode.
I revert my attention back to the show as David Harrison makes an importance announcement to the houseguests and the audience. I am not sure if anyone is actually listenning given what just happened.
"Ten of you are now competiting for the Hottest Man in America title! I do have some good news and some bad news regarding the following weeks." The host announces.
The contestants whisper among each other. What now?
"The good news is that four of you are safe for the entire week and will be staying in the house next saturday, no matter what. Those four are the hunks who have gotten the most votes in each of the selection rounds. It means tat Kyle, Mitchell, Darrell and Andrew, you are sure to move on to the next step of the competition!"
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The four guys applaud each other and Kyle and Mitchell hug each other. Darrell seems a bit jealous that his friend from outside the house has found a buddy inside.
"I can even tell you that you are sure to make it to finale eight. Because, and that is the bad news... Next week will be a special double eviction episode! The public will decide who will stay and who will get evited between Carlos, Marc, Jared, Bastian, Jin and Hunter!"
As the credits start to roll, the host states directly at the camera:
"Four hunks safe, six in danger, two evictees, and more twists and turns! Do not miss episode 4 of our show next week, only, on Channel 22!"
[END OF EPISODE 3]
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EPISODE 3
When the show comes back, David Harrison is clearly excited. I am too. I have been jerking off for the last five minutes on edits made on twitter on the best moments of the night so far, including a good portion of the first "shower segment".
"The Hashtag #HMIA is buzzing tonight! You love them, you hate them, you judge them but you're talking about them! Thank you for joining us in the last part of tonight episode, here on Channel 22!"
David walks among the two finale contestants awaiting for their fate, Paul and Hunter.
"We still have a lot to unpack and little time to do so! Let's waste no time then, and deliver the content you have been asking for! Who wants to see our favourite hunks in the intimacy of their shower?! I guess we should have a good look on our contestants' bodies. Only so we can accurately judge their evolution in the following weeks of course"
David Harrison winks at the camera. Even him cannot pretend the show is anything more than a pretext to see hot guys wearing close to nothing.
Clearly, I am jerking off at this point. I am horny, just in anticipation of what I am about to see. I have been dreaming of these guys for over two weeks now.
It starts with a banger with a shot of Kyle naked in the shower! The camera takes its dame time going up and down his fantastic body, sometimes doing close up on his tattoos and sometimes, on his peachy... and hairy (!!) ass. Dear Heaven!
There are some distinct black thick hair inside Kyle's ass crack, guys! And that is some reviding television content if I do say so myself!
The following scene still features a fully naked Kyle but he is joined by another naked hunk. This time, it is Carlos turn!
Fuck, I want to eat them both. Apparently I am not the only one, the hashtag #CarlosSitOnMyFace is now trending worldwide as the camera does more close up on Carlos' bum and then follows him as he jumps into a playful bath.
No previews of their cocks this time but almost 8 minutes of the two hunks chatting together in the buff, playing with each other, and even comparing their bodies. Where is the extended version of this where they compare their dick size?!
I am so turned on by this stupid show. My cock is litteraly throbbing.
The last scene of the segment shows Carlos explaning to the others that he only feels comfortable sleeping in the nude.
Jin looks blisfully happy learning the news, Mitchell, on the other hand, seems shocked, but Carlos still goes with it and gets entirely naked in front of his castmates. The guy is shameless!
I was so not expecting that from Carlos! And thinking that I wanted him to leave last week. Thank you, America! Sometimes, you do vote for the right person.
The shot of Carlos' ass is replaced by the overly tensed face of the host and the return of the suspensful music.
This is it! We are about to find out who is gonna leave. But who cares? My dick is still leaking from the shower segment. I want more of that! If at least, Paul and Hunter were receiving the news while being naked! Maybe next time?
"Paul, Hunter, you knew this moment was coming. One of you is going to get evicted tonight."
"America has made its decision and it is final. The last contestant authorize to enter the competition and the villa is..."
The screen shows the reaction of the nine other houseguests in the house, waiting to know the results. Damn the producers and the way they have to make this moments lasts for ages!
"...That person is
...
Hunter!"
The host exclaims, obviously relieves that his personal favourite can continue the competition.
"Congratulations, Hunter, you are still in for a shot at the one-million-dollars prize!"
"I cannot believe it! Thank you, David. Thank you America!"
If Paul looks pissed before, he now seems completely furious. Good for him, I think to myself. Arrogant prick!
Hunter goes to hold the host's hands and thanking him for the great show. What the fuck? Are these two actually dating? Hunter is playing up so much his relationship with the host. I cannot wait to read in the tabloids that they have fucked during the commercial breaks. Who knows?
The whole thing would have ended there if something incredible had not happened.
While the host and Hunter are still talking and congratulating each other (why do not they full-on kiss at this point?!), Paul comes behind them, shirtless (??), and violently pushes Hunter away.
What the fuck is he doing?! Is he about to beat him up?
"I WILL MAKE A STAND RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, AND I WANT ALL AMERICA TO HEAR IT!"
"Paul... Please, calm down... What do you..." The host tries.
"I HAVE COME HERE TO DELIVER A MESSAGE AND NOONE, ABSOLUTELY NOONE, WILL PREVENT ME FROM DOING SO! NOT DAVID HARRISON. NOT CHANNEL 22!"
I bet the #HMIA hashtag is going wild right now! Paul is uncontrollable. I am surprised they simply do not cut the show. I guess they are thinking about the ratings going up.
"IF I HAVE TO GET NAKED TO BE HEARD! I WILL FUCKING DO IT! STOP PATRIARCHY! STOP CAPITALISM!"
As he is yelling like a mad man, Paul is peeling off his clothes. What the hell is going on?! I am both appalled and mesmerized. Trashy television at its best!
Things get to the point where Paul leaves the stage in tight white boxer briefs. Behind him, David Harrison and Hunter are stunned. We all are.
But Paul is not done, while David thinks he can take back control of the show and start announcing the rules of the game for next week, it turns out that Paul has only pretended to leave the stage... He comes back!
Entirely naked this time! His dick and ass in full view, in front of millions of viewers!
"STOP PATRIARCHY! STOP CAPITALISM!" He yells again.
Where is the mute button, I want to watch his uncut dick but cannot stand hearing him anymore! The dude is now running around the stage, his flaccid cock bouncing around. I almost regret his eviction now!
With a finale shot of Paul naked body walking down the stage, the screen turns to black and we see the reactions from the houseguests inside the house. They are clearly shocked.
Meanwhile, Paul is apparently being escorted out.
"This is what happens when you do live television!" The host finally says, flusttered, as Hunter enters the house.
"Our apoligies to our viewers at home." David Harrison says. "Twenty years of carreer and I can still be surprised, I guess this is nice to know!"
No need to apology! A naked guy wandering around a stage during prime time television hour without any kind of censorship. Fuck yes! Channel 22 is really delivering this year.
It comes to the point where I wonder how much of this is staged. They have been dying to show us some dick since the beginning of the episode.
I revert my attention back to the show as David Harrison makes an importance announcement to the houseguests and the audience. I am not sure if anyone is actually listenning given what just happened.
"Ten of you are now competiting for the Hottest Man in America title! I do have some good news and some bad news regarding the following weeks." The host announces.
The contestants whisper among each other. What now?
"The good news is that four of you are safe for the entire week and will be staying in the house next saturday, no matter what. Those four are the hunks who have gotten the most votes in each of the selection rounds. It means tat Kyle, Mitchell, Darrell and Andrew, you are sure to move on to the next step of the competition!"
The four guys applaud each other and Kyle and Mitchell hug each other. Darrell seems a bit jealous that his friend from outside the house has found a buddy inside.
"I can even tell you that you are sure to make it to finale eight. Because, and that is the bad news... Next week will be a special double eviction episode! The public will decide who will stay and who will get evited between Carlos, Marc, Jared, Bastian, Jin and Hunter!"
As the credits start to roll, the host states directly at the camera:
"Four hunks safe, six in danger, two evictees, and more twists and turns! Do not miss episode 4 of our show next week, only, on Channel 22!"
[END OF EPISODE 3]
Guys,
You know the drill. It's now up to you to vote for your favourite(s) contestant(s)!
And it is time for a special double eviction. Six contestants are in danger. You can save up to FOUR of them.
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You know the drill. It's now up to you to vote for your favourite(s) contestant(s)!
And it is time for a special double eviction. Six contestants are in danger. You can save up to FOUR of them.
You can vote right here on LPSG by posting a message on this thread with your vote.
You can only vote once but you can vote from one to four contestants.
Each vote on this thread = 5 points for the contestant.
To have access to bonus content and to have more say in future challenges and in the voting, you can join my Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/thomaslodge
The vote on LPSG ends next Friday night.
Who will stay in the show and be part of the top 8 ? It's up to you to decide!
Jared and Hunter for story and looks
Marc because he’s a slut and he will get busy with the others I’m sure
Marc because he’s a slut and he will get busy with the others I’m sure
YES! YES! YES! PAUL IS OUT! The irritating prick! They should burn his clothes and send him naked at home, lol.Guys,
You know the drill. It's now up to you to vote for your favourite(s) contestant(s)!
And it is time for a special double eviction. Six contestants are in danger. You can save up to FOUR of them.
You can vote right here on LPSG by posting a message on this thread with your vote.
You can only vote once but you can vote from one to four contestants.
Each vote on this thread = 5 points for the contestant.
To have access to bonus content and to have more say in future challenges and in the voting, you can join my Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/thomaslodge
The vote on LPSG ends next Friday night.
Who will stay in the show and be part of the top 8 ? It's up to you to decide!
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Making a choice between those 6 is not easy, but I suppose it will be tougher each week. So, after a personal deliberation, my votes go to :
Jared, Carlos, Marc and Jin
That means that my EXIT choices are Bastian and Hunter. With regrets, cause my first eviction names were among the 4 others. That's the game! Thanks for letting us participate in the story!
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