I have the cheese.

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Oh well....You would know big egos and small tools wouldn't you? As for intimidation.....never had to..."I'm here to make things better, not worse". AND...as for thinking Wrestling is real......I was security for the ECW in South Philly for a couple of years.....and I can tell you.....its real....NOT!!!!! They practice all their moves before hand....I bet YOU thought it was all happenstance.

But getting back to the cheese.....it IS happenstance that the cheese and curare fondue you're prepared is not what it appears......it is actually mucus from numerous snot rags from the COVID clinic...so guess what....you are quarantined for 10 days!!!! I gots the cheese!!!
 

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Oh well....You would know big egos and small tools wouldn't you? As for intimidation.....never had to..."I'm here to make things better, not worse". AND...as for thinking Wrestling is real......I was security for the ECW in South Philly for a couple of years.....and I can tell you.....its real....NOT!!!!! They practice all their moves before hand....I bet YOU thought it was all happenstance.

But getting back to the cheese.....it IS happenstance that the cheese and curare fondue you're prepared is not what it appears......it is actually mucus from numerous snot rags from the COVID clinic...so guess what....you are quarantined for 10 days!!!! I gots the cheese!!!
Ha!"ECW"?? Buncha southern corn fed bi bi birdies, who never had as many injuries As WWE or WCW
Course I knew bout the small tools,(Your gallery from yrs ago is proof positive of "small tools")
Now, as for never with intimidation, well it just proves you're a smart enough crooked cop to cover your tracks.
As for your diseased dairy wheel, well it's only your used KY rags from 20 yrs.
The Precious Provolone, the majestic Montery , the Grand Goat cheese remains in my vault whilst you get horny over all your old cum rags.
 

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LOL....my my my my.... I have to tell ya, those ECW goons were just as hard core as WDW or whatever it is....I actually used to enjoy watching the fans as they were crazier then the wrestlers. But the wrestlers WERE absolutely bonkers....they would do stupid shit like jumping off off the second floor landing onto a flimsy table. Took one guy to the hospital once....they used to break florescent bulbs over each others backs.....just crazy shit. As for me being a crooked cop....that's pretty insulting actually....I'd mind my words if I were you...

As for my endowment....I do alright....never heard the wife or any girlfriends complain....but I have heard a few "DAYUMs".... anyway, as for the lucious limburger, It is still here....althought I prefer "American". I still have it!
 

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Heh. :D Those ECW idiots are gluttons for unnecessary punishment that never gets them on PPV like WWE for chump change.
As for the crooked cop cracks, do mind thine own self and remember, it's only a gag; I know you're a good cop.
But quid pro quo, dude; YOU smarten up and realize I can't DRINK BOOZE cause it'd mix with my meds and I've had a 25 yr streak without an incident/episode, and propagating the idea that I would blow that streak I take serious offense to.
Whilst on the subject of endowment, well, I fair decently myself; got a few female college grads and MILFS in my address book, and they always keep me as on speed dial. I have had some ebony goddesses exclaim, "Oh-my-GOD"
But, terribly sorry, ol' chap; the Cherished Cheddar forever resides in my fridge freezer.
 

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*Stealthy move*

"Grabs cheese from stinky fridge freeze that smells like a century old untouched milk of big chub cow"

My heads hurts to comprehend what you guys said but meh... I got the cheese... Better lock up your stuff using a old gag rope to repel stealthy foxes
 

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*Stealthy move*

"Grabs cheese from stinky fridge freeze that smells like a century old untouched milk of big chub cow"

My heads hurts to comprehend what you guys said but meh... I got the cheese... Better lock up your stuff using a old gag rope to repel stealthy foxes
Oh I don't think so there, Su b b y- for, you see, you forgot to get past the retinal scanning which if it doesn't match will set up a Death Star laser in which it just did since I see a huge pile of Ash right in front of my vault.
The Splendid Swiss still remains in my Cipher coated retinal scanning refrigerated vault. Nice try though.
*** watches as pile of Ashes slinks away***
 

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As I approached the vault, I realized you were fascinated of collecting counterfeit products such as figurine retinal scanning vault. I can't believe I was scared to a laser light that only lights up a chunky old empty pockets that contains dusts besides the door. I should donate some premium made metal brooms to clean up the ashes piled up because of being unattended for decades.
Robotic Guard Z01 starts to guard the cheeze for me! Better luck next time
 

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As I approached the vault, I realized you were fascinated of collecting counterfeit products such as figurine retinal scanning vault. I can't believe I was scared to a laser light that only lights up a chunky old empty pockets that contains dusts besides the door. I should donate some premium made metal brooms to clean up the ashes piled up because of being unattended for decades.
Robotic Guard Z01 starts to guard the cheeze for me! Better luck next time
Oh, I wouldn't believe that if it were on sci fi channel there, subbo; FOR- you see the weak laser was your laser pointer you bought from the Dollar store. Mine are designed to cut through human bone like a knife through butter IF the wrong retinal scan is inputted, and obviously after you had yourself reintegrated, your brain fails to pick that up. Of course there's always the whirling dervish of slicers, dicers and pendulums to test your reflexes.
Of course if that fails too, there's always the MIB(Men In Black) neuralyzer to zap yo' noggin's mental data for a few weeks whilst I transport the Prized Provolone, the great Goat cheese to an uncharted mountaintop location via QUINJET.
 

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Quite bewildered by how you get prideful with your figurine retinal scanning vault but you forgot to steal da cheeze from my robotic guard... You might have enjoyed watching some gummy bones being cut in half by such low quality laser extractor. You should start finding some premium quality elixirs to raise up your physical attributes to be able to steal da mighty cheeze from my robotic guard.

You can try finding mario to help you building a better vault... see ya and I got to go with da cheeze
 

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Quite bewildered by how you get prideful with your figurine retinal scanning vault but you forgot to steal da cheeze from my robotic guard... You might have enjoyed watching some gummy bones being cut in half by such low quality laser extractor. You should start finding some premium quality elixirs to raise up your physical attributes to be able to steal da mighty cheeze from my robotic guard.

You can try finding mario to help you building a better vault... see ya and I got to go with da cheeze
I wouldn't bet the farm on that there, Subbo; FOR-you see the ret scan is military pentagon grade, and def not something you'd pick up in a tchotchke stand where you live, I easily outmaneuver your ERECTOR SET defunct "robot guard"Which is nothing more than cable on a pulley and some stupid little red LED blinking and still Escort the Marvelous Monterry Jack to my QUINJET after zipping past that weak plastic3 ft storage shed of your and have thus blasted off to a remote location in JERSEY.
See yuh!!
 

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I have the Cheese.................Twisties that is, twist your way out of that..:).............like you did last summer :)



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Yuck! If you really want injection molded, artificially flavored cheese, my compliment.
Me I still retain the actual the Grand Gorgonzola in my fridge vault.
 

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I wouldn't bet the farm on that there, Subbo; FOR-you see the ret scan is military pentagon grade, and def not something you'd pick up in a tchotchke stand where you live, I easily outmaneuver your ERECTOR SET defunct "robot guard"Which is nothing more than cable on a pulley and some stupid little red LED blinking and still Escort the Marvelous Monterry Jack to my QUINJET after zipping past that weak plastic3 ft storage shed of your and have thus blasted off to a remote location in JERSEY.
See yuh!!
Oh no, should I compensate for the time you used to actually steal a doppelganger cheeze. I saw a footage of you playing around with a toy ret scan that can only be seen when you uses a microscope due to its nanoscale size.
Cheezey is still in my fridge
 

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Oh no, should I compensate for the time you used to actually steal a doppelganger cheeze. I saw a footage of you playing around with a toy ret scan that can only be seen when you uses a microscope due to its nanoscale size.
Cheezey is still in my fridge
Simply put, sub boy, methinks not; cuz you still ain't learned who can double cross the best... me. and that phony cheese with skunk bag smell just popped and now is all over your fridge not to mention other things.
I retian the cheese in my executive fridge vault.
 

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Speaking of smells......what is that smell? Oh it's you! Your skunk bag (or is it a trick bag) has a leak....and it is all over you dude. Jeez....while you are washing up (remember how?) I sneak in and grab the golden goodness. Sayonara snookums!
 
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*Walks by and snags the Gouda of the Gods.

I have L'Fromage.
 

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Speaking of smells......what is that smell? Oh it's you! Your skunk bag (or is it a trick bag) has a leak....and it is all over you dude. Jeez....while you are washing up (remember how?) I sneak in and grab the golden goodness. Sayonara snookums!
Yeah, it WOULD;IF I made more than the 1st batch, which was none;
Sooooooo, Whilst you hunt for non Super market Tomah-toe juice to bath in to rid yourself of the smell(Might as well use a tanker with your absorbency for it), I have the cheese secured in my split level ranch.
Adios, Airhead!
 

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LOL..you see this chemical structure? Its the chemistry of Cheese. And do you see what the main elements are? Nitrogen.....and Oxygen. the symbols are N and O. That's right...even chemically...its telling you NO...,. you don't have the cheese. See that NH? That's Nitrogen and Hydrogen.....which is also the symbol for New Hampshire. Which is where I am, with the golden goodness. Yum!
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Might want to check GOOGLE IMAGES on the various chemical structures of ALL Cheeses, there, Paulie.:D
chemical structure of cheese - Google Search