Is It Wrong?.....

I've seen him do an Incredible Hulk on an empty toilet paper roll. It was a dare. Kind of funny, too.

I've never looked at an empty roll the same way since.
Like, he busted the thing open with his gear? That’s mighty impressive. Funny, too, but impressive. I’d need 2 of mine and a soaking wet roll and maybe I could do the same. Probably not, but maybe!
 
Like, he busted the thing open with his gear? That’s mighty impressive. Funny, too, but impressive. I’d need 2 of mine and a soaking wet roll and maybe I could do the same. Probably not, but maybe!

He almost makes me jealous that I don't have one! LOL! I think he would have killed it on Letterman's Stupid Weenie Tricks.
 
He almost makes me jealous that I don't have one! LOL! I think he would have killed it on Letterman's Stupid Weenie Tricks.
You don’t want one, trust me. They are know to hinder one’s ability to make rational decisions.
 
You don’t want one, trust me. They are know to hinder one’s ability to make rational decisions.
I don't think I could handle all the extra equipment. I'd have to learn to walk all over again. But I would finally solve the mystery of how men ride a bicycle! That has intrigued me for most of my life!
 
I don't think I could handle all the extra equipment. I'd have to learn to walk all over again. But I would finally solve the mystery of how men ride a bicycle! That has intrigued me for most of my life!
For those of us with over sized equipment.Very Carefully. You literally have to place your cock on one side and your balls on the other. Never forget being in a hotel room bathroom sitting on the toilet. The water in the bowl was alittle high and the.boys got alittle wet. I must have jumped 3 feet. That water is COLD!!!
 
I don't think I could handle all the extra equipment. I'd have to learn to walk all over again. But I would finally solve the mystery of how men ride a bicycle! That has intrigued me for most of my life!
It’s not difficult if your junk is reasonably sized or small. Unless it’s humid, then everyone is in a similar boat. If ya got a grandiose package, I’d imagine a bike seat as a challenge, or maybe a medieval torture device. Enjoy the bits ya got, and be glad it can’t swing under you right before you sit down.
 
Like, he busted the thing open with his gear? That’s mighty impressive. Funny, too, but impressive. I’d need 2 of mine and a soaking wet roll and maybe I could do the same. Probably not, but maybe!
I can barely stuff my flaccid penis into a tp roll, never mind fully erect!
@EllieP I never tried that Hulk thing, but it sounds like it was hilarious!
 
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How'd this come to fruition? A "truth or dare" scenario? You sound like a fun gal!
Like I said, Stupid Weenie Jokes. Saw empty roll, laughed, joked. And he obliged me.

To be honest, it did not fit initially. Not going into detail, but there was a bit of pinching and pulling before the finale.

We were married a couple of years at that time, and there was still a bit of discovery going on. He was an endless source of amusement.

And like I've always said, if you can't laugh when you're making love then you have the wrong partner.
 
3rd time
in 2 months
our pm ardern,travelling the world
suppopsed trade talks in mind
even if,a mp designated for that role
covid convenienttly fiorgotten
as unlimited die/are affected
suspect

disclaimer
non polirical gab
just personal fact/truth
q/who decides
 
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An empty paper roll, just makes me panic. I have to hope I put a spare / stand by roll of paper under the sink

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i am more anxious re the tp roll facing towards the outer,than the other way,towards the wall/ ha/true
 
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Yep, and you know you can't get a new one because some idiot on your street bought enough toilet paper to last them through a 10 year nuclear winter.

And also just generally as a metaphor for poor decisions made by individuals in the pandemic, like the people who got angry at having to quarantine because they decided they couldn't wait more than three months to get drunk on sangria in Marbella, or the super-spreaders who decided to go on pub crawls instead of self-isolating, or the anti-vaxxers making this pandemic drag out as much as possible, or the people who burnt down 5G towers because they thought it was somehow causing a respiratory violence thereby damaging the healthcare infrastructure, or the people who won't cover their face to protect others cos "freedoooooooooom".
Still happy about getting the Covid flu shot? Lol. Oops
 
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Still happy about getting the Covid flu shot? Lol. Oops

Yes, it's likely the reason why some family members didn't die and why I haven't caught it (or at least the symptomatic version). Herman Cain award exists for a reason...
 
political corrupi asian fked
or african country corrupt dictatorship bogus leaders/hang on for years n years,take your pic
but then most wesyterrb countries furtiveky/cunningly/better @ secretive everything combined action