Jonah Falcon World's Largest Dick

This is a photo of him apparently, or at least he is alleging it is.

I personally don't think it is him, which is a shame, because I love his cock. He shouldn't feel the need to lie about it, he's pretty damn massive.
Yeah, this isn't Jonah. Jonah is 6.5" at best, so anything bigger and it's not him...
 
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This bullshit should also make people realise the Guinness Book of Records is also BS (unless it‘s sport or weather where everything is on record).

I had an issue of Guiness Book where Rachel Aldana was listed as having the world’s biggest breasts at a UK size 32JJ. They mass-produce bras bigger than that. In fact, at the time she didn’t even have the biggest breasts on the website she was modelling for. It‘s more like “biggest person who has an agent who sent something in”.
 
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It doesn't look 13.5", I never said it did.

He's likely 9.5" tops
Yea bro, Jonah's CLEARLY over 9 inches long. Can you believe there are people on here saying he's smaller than Mandingo?!

Btw, I've got a really nice bridge you might wanna buy :)
 
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Yea bro, Jonah's CLEARLY over 9 inches long. Can you believe there are people on here saying he's smaller than Mandingo?!

Btw, I've got a really nice bridge you might wanna buy :)
The point I was trying to make was he is not 6.5" and he is bigger than I am (about 8"), hence my liberal guesstimate.