Jonah Falcon World's Largest Dick

[Walktheplank]

Have a look at around 9:25 - https://biguz.net/watch.php?id=6911859&name=jonah-falcon-(alleged-worlds-biggest-penis)-masturbation

Does it look like 13.5"?

Just imagine how he would look with 8.75" Mandingo next to him....

Ok so like….whats going on…did no one think to measure this man? No one at Guinness book of records said “hey let’s get a third party to measure him?” Because that is clearly not 13 inches

 

[TinyPrincess]

Ok so like….whats going on…did no one think to measure this man? No one at Guinness book of records said “hey let’s get a third party to measure him?” Because that is clearly not 13 inches

Guinness book of records have never had a category for biggest cock - it's just another lie from Jonah - just as all his other lies...

 

[AndroidNyne79]

Guinness book of records have never had a category for biggest cock - it's just another lie from Jonah - just as all his other lies...

Preach

 

[Walktheplank]

Guinness book of records have never had a category for biggest cock - it's just another lie from Jonah - just as all his other lies...

Oh wow I didn’t know that!

 

[Klay45]

Recently

How did you get this?

 

[CitrusSpice]

How did you get this?

He posts stuff like this on Twitter and deletes it after an hour.

 

[ColonelLingus]

why does he claim it and present no proof. And to go around talk shows claiming it, then saying oh but idk why people wanna see it. Strange to be known as the self proclaimed biggest that’s not believable

 

[john_hiemer]

why does he claim it and present no proof. And to go around talk shows claiming it, then saying oh but idk why people wanna see it. Strange to be known as the self proclaimed biggest that’s not believable

Money and attention.

 

[West Coast]

Big but nowhere near "the worlds biggest".

Modern image editing, photoshop, and porn brain rot has ruined what constitute a big dick.

 

[TevinEleven]

Fan Art

 

[TinyPrincess]

Fan Art

LOL - love how the fan art is way bigger flaccid than he is when hard IRL

 

[TevinEleven]

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[ILVB]

Was the centerpiece at Huffington Post's Weird News End of the World party.

A *lot* of girls were taking their pictures with me... got hit on a lot, too.

Been working out, arms are getting massive.

Well Jonah good for you! Yet I still remember that time you begged for money.

 

[Bigdonglong]

Have a look at around 9:25 - https://biguz.net/watch.php?id=6911859&name=jonah-falcon-(alleged-worlds-biggest-penis)-masturbation

Does it look like 13.5"?

Just imagine how he would look with 8.75" Mandingo next to him....

This videos isn't complete, I'm looking for the complete version where he measured himself while lying down. I have searched everywhere and I can't seem to find it again

I could swear I once saw the on one of your threads (10" challenge) or was it at measured pornstar... Please is there anyone that still has it

 

[Gaysian85]

This videos isn't complete, I'm looking for the complete version where he measured himself while lying down. I have searched everywhere and I can't seem to find it again

I could swear I once saw the on one of your threads (10" challenge) or was it at measured pornstar... Please is there anyone that still has it

I know the name of the movie the video came from. It’s called Go Fuck Yourself and it can be found on gay VOD sites like Gay Hot Movies. Can’t remember the price but you can also purchase the clip itself. Hope that helps!

 

[CitrusSpice]

I know the name of the movie the video came from. It’s called Go Fuck Yourself and it can be found on gay VOD sites like Gay Hot Movies. Can’t remember the price but you can also purchase the clip itself. Hope that helps!

Link because someone will ask instead of search

 

[Justgoing]

You might want to work on your chronology.

You went to the same gym and he whirls his penis about, then later he asks if you want to see it? Wouldnt he realize that youve already seen it? Why not ask if you want to have sex instead?

Also, what are the odds that your half brother would just happen to pick him up and give him a lift?

Leave it for the fictitious stories forum already!

Dude, There's a difference in seeing it at the gym, and sitting in the passenger seat of my car. My Best friend since childhood (R.I.P), who lived 3 blocks away from Jonah, also had an experience with him. Sorry that you don't believe it, but it is 100% true. You seem to be taking it personally, like I insulted you. You choose to not believe me, that's your choice, but, I know that I'm telling the truth, and that's what's important. For the record, we had dinner that night at a place called "Chat & Chew," he also told me that he was a reviewer for Zagat Restaurant Guide. He also worked as a doorman for an apartment building uptown Manhattan.

 

[ILVB]

Dude, There's a difference in seeing it at the gym, and sitting in the passenger seat of my car. My Best friend since childhood (R.I.P), who lived 3 blocks away from Jonah, also had an experience with him. Sorry that you don't believe it, but it is 100% true. You seem to be taking it personally, like I insulted you. You choose to not believe me, that's your choice, but, I know that I'm telling the truth, and that's what's important. For the record, we had dinner that night at a place called "Chat & Chew," he also told me that he was a reviewer for Zagat Restaurant Guide. He also worked as a doorman for an apartment building uptown Manhattan.

I totally believe your story. It doesn't take a major in psychology to understand (and predict) Falcon's behaviour.

 

[HKS18]

I totally believe your story. It doesn't take a major in psychology to understand (and predict) Falcon's behaviour.

I'd still love to see it and would totally be down for him to talk himself up about it for however long he wants. I think it's a beautiful cock haha

 

[ILVB]

I'd still love to see it and would totally be down for him to talk himself up about it for however long he wants. I think it's a beautiful cock haha

We are talking about his personality..