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dgyeezy said:
Don't necessarily know if slim poke is 100% erect in the pic taken with him and the remote but he must be fairly close, which means that he'd be maxed out at around 9.75 inches. I'm not stating that he is that but just in case he isn't fully erect, that's where I'd cap him. Again, it's a MAX/CAP, so don't any of you lose you shit kay:)
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just waiting for sdp or tinyprincess to say that because the remote is 8.9 inches long and its a side measurement his real size is 8 inches max.

just waiting til they turn up here and say this :p
 
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goldzilla said:
just waiting for sdp or tinyprincess to say that because the remote is 8.9 inches long and its a side measurement his real size is 8 inches max.

just waiting til they turn up here and say this :p
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More realistic than saying this guy is 9.5 when hes clearly shorter than a 8.9 remote....:rolleyes:
 
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goldzilla said:
Welcome back banned member, nice to see you. Just waiting for you to tell us every big dick porn star is about 8ish like you usually do :p

Slim Poke one of the longest dicks in the porn industry about 8" yeh :rolleyes:
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Yes, because measuring downwards while a remote is jammed up into your thigh makes you 9"+. :confused:

I guess that's how things work in goldzilla-land.

I think a lot of people have just had enough of your shit. Not only is it inaccurate, but you refuse to acknowledge counterpoints and just keep spamming the same dumb, wrong crap over and over again. Either you are legitimately stupid and can't comprehend the simple concepts that a 10 year old could grasp, which people tell you over and over and over again, or you have some sort of reverse fixation on intentionally over-estimating for some sort of self-serving ego purpose. No two ways about it.
 
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black_print44 said:
Yes, because measuring downwards while a remote is jammed up into your thigh makes you 9"+. :confused:

I guess that's how things work in goldzilla-land.

I think a lot of people have just had enough of your shit. Not only is it inaccurate, but you refuse to acknowledge counterpoints and just keep spamming the same dumb, wrong crap over and over again. Either you are legitimately stupid and can't comprehend the simple concepts that a 10 year old could grasp, which people tell you over and over and over again, or you have some sort of reverse fixation on intentionally over-estimating for some sort of self-serving ego purpose. No two ways about it.
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So you believe Slim Poke is under 8.9 inches? This is downplaying. He has one of the longest dicks in the mainstream porn industry in America. How can he be under 8.9 when looking at these photos lol.

He's 9.25-9.5 inch long and no sdp is not longer than him, lol.:p
 
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goldzilla said:
So you believe Slim Poke is under 8.9 inches? This is downplaying. He has one of the longest dicks in the mainstream porn industry in America. How can he be under 8.9 when looking at these photos lol.

He's 9.25-9.5 inch long and no sdp is not longer than him, lol.:p
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I'm not taking your stupid bait. You parade around here like a bratty know-it-all, when you hardly know a damn thing. Or maybe you do, but you just won't acknowledge it. I don't know. I don't know what you're about, but it's obviously not facts. All the retorts people ever get from you are the same irrelevant and/or nonsensical sound-bytes and spiel time after time. Why don't you stop concerning yourself with me and start posting with some sensibility?
 
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black_print44 said:
I'm not taking your stupid bait. You parade around here like a bratty know-it-all, when you hardly know a damn thing. Or maybe you do, but you just won't acknowledge it. I don't know. I don't know what you're about, but it's obviously not facts. All the retorts people ever get from you are the same irrelevant and/or nonsensical sound-bytes and spiel time after time. Why don't you stop concerning yourself with me and start posting with some sensibility?
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I believe the biggest dick pornstars are in the 9" range, I have no problem accepting some may reach close to 10". Not 8 inches like you, TinyPrincess and sdp keep claiming and that all the biggest are around 8.5 max. That is the only difference between us. I believe it is downplaying.

I look at 8 inches on a tape. Yes a lot of pornstars are shorter than that but Slim Poke isnt about 8.5 lol. No way is slim poke 1 inch longer than me. :p
 
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goldzilla said:
I believe the biggest dick pornstars are in the 9" range, I have no problem accepting some may reach close to 10". Not 8 inches like you, TinyPrincess and sdp keep claiming and that all the biggest are around 8.5 max. That is the only difference between us. I believe it is downplaying.

I look at 8 inches on a tape. Yes a lot of pornstars are shorter than that but Slim Poke isnt about 8.5 lol. No way is slim poke 1 inch longer than me. :p
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Only 9"? Stop being a silly downplaying dick-buster, goldzilla. It's clear from the evidence that there are multiple 10"+ cocks in porn.
 
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black_print I believe you, sdp, stevenson and TinyPrincess are part of the CIA (Cock Intelligence Agency), you are paid by the government or elite agencies to come online on dick forums and claim every big dick pornstar or man in the world cannot be 9 inches long, and has to be about 8.5" max. Apparently it is a matter of national security if a man does in fact have 9 inchers long :rolleyes::oops:
 
goldzilla said:
black_print I believe you, sdp, stevenson and TinyPrincess are part of the CIA (Cock Intelligence Agency), you are paid by the government or elite agencies to come online on dick forums and claim every big dick pornstar or man in the world cannot be 9 inches long, and has to be about 8.5" max. Apparently it is a matter of national security if a man does in fact have 9 inchers long :rolleyes::oops:
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And I believe you're a spamming nincompoop. What's your point?
 
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goldzilla said:
Not longer than Mandingo but very similar length. I would say he was 9.25-9.5 inches long but that is only a realistic estimate, unfortunately we don't know the dimensions of the remote, but no way is this Slime Poke guy under 9 inches.

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I agree that Mandingo is about 9.5 NBP but as far as this guy , this is not a good photo to prove that he is in that range if the remote is 9 inches. thats a measurement against the thigh, You can see the end of the remote does not start at the crease of the base of his shaft, The crease of the shaft is the correct starting point for measuring Non bone pressed erect length, when I do a side measurement from the thigh like he did it puts me at 7 nbp and trust me I'm no where near 7 nbp.
 
turooso said:
I agree that Mandingo is about 9.5 NBP.
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Nowhere eve close. Pretty much been concluded (from people without an agenda here) he's 8.75" at best. Could he possibly work himself up to 9" at an absolute max erection level, along with possibly a few other guys? I wouldn't bet on, but I acknowledge it as a slight possibility. A full half inch more than that? No way. Forget it.

this is not a good photo to prove that he is in that range if the remote is 9 inches
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Exactly. His penis is hanging downward, the remote isn't on top, and its being held against/slightly pushed into the crevasse of his thigh. Fairly common trick/mistake. If the remote is 9", then accounting for all of these inaccuracies, you'd be spot on; it is not 9"+.

But don't tell "goldzilla" that, he'll just fluff of your perfectly reasonable logic like it's nothing and spam his own rigid, nonsensical opinion.
 
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black_print44 said:
Nowhere eve close. Pretty much been concluded (from people without an agenda here) he's 8.75" at best. Could he possibly work himself up to 9" at an absolute max erection level, along with possibly a few other guys? I wouldn't bet on, but I acknowledge it as a slight possibility. A full half inch more than that? No way. Forget it.



Exactly. His penis is hanging downward, the remote isn't on top, and its being held against/slightly pushed into the crevasse of his thigh. Fairly common trick/mistake. If the remote is 9", then accounting for all of these inaccuracies, you'd be spot on; it is not 9"+.

But don't tell "goldzilla" that, he'll just fluff of your perfectly reasonable logic like it's nothing and spam his own rigid, nonsensical opinion.
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Looking at all these measurement pics I have yet to see anyone with an honest to god Non bone pressed measurement, and by that I mean measure at the crease of the base, not pushing the ruler in at all. The closest to correct ones I've seen on this site still cheats by pushing into the pad a little at the crease or they use the pubes as a starting point.
 
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turooso said:
Looking at all these measurement pics I have yet to see anyone with an honest to god Non bone pressed measurement, and by that I mean measure at the crease of the base, not pushing the ruler in at all. The closest to correct ones I've seen on this site still cheats by pushing into the pad a little at the crease or they use the pubes as a starting point.
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Couldn't be more right. Legit measurements are hard to come by. There's a handful, but they're few and far in between. However, what people (namely goldzilla) fail to understand is that even if a measurement or comparison is conducted incorrectly, you can deduce from the existing evidence what the measurement might or would most likely be. If you can spot these inaccuracies. Which is extremely easy if you've seen a variety of pics, but clearly some of is still have issues in this simplistic regard.
 
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I will just say that at least GOLDZILLA is finding measurement pics to post on here.
This thread is at 170 pages with about 85% of unconstructive drivel.
Here is my constructive drivel everyone will blast, but it's just as sound (if not more precise) as SDP's flawed calculations on Mandingo)
Using Photoshop measurement, remote was 2.081 units.
2.081=8.9 inches ± 8 7/8" I indicate/guesstimate on the remote where the inch markers would lie. An inch would be .233 units (whatever those units Photoshop is using to calculate distance). Based on that, I think his hanging curved cock would measure 9 inches based on my 2 measurements combined indicated by the 3 small red dots {right side photo}(first one at the zero, the second at 3 13/16 and the third at the 9)photoshop12-10.jpg
 
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Well to be perfectly fair, the shots clearly have the usual porn lens effect as you can see by the perceived dick vs. remote size difference between the two images (as the distance from the camera changes). Even in the supposed front view shot he's angled himself so that he can keep the remote a bit further from the lens. His waist is twisted a bit so his chest is closer to parallel to the lens. There are plenty of example shots in here of what the focal length thing can do over just a few inches.

I'm sure old poke had no idea he was doing that though and probably just snapped these at random. :confused:
 
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