Measured porn stars??

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twoton said:
None of these monster cock porn actors even pretends to measure accurately. :biggrin1: Using their techniques I'm probably a 10 incher.
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Yeah, I was thinking the other day it would be cool if someone opened a place where you could have your own "porn star pictures" taken with an actual porn midget. Sort of like that Santa Claus booth they set up at the malls on Christmas. You could pay a few hundred bucks, sign some disclaimer and go in a back room where some little baby-sized girl would hang on you making those "OMG, it's so big!" faces while holding her forarm and cleverly angled rulers up to you, and a photographer snaps nice looking pictures through a fish eye "dick lens". Men could give them to their wives as gifts... " this is what I would look like as a porn star". :biggrin1:

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Bob Ross said:
Found this on The Googles. Don't know who the guy is but its from a porn scene and it involves measuring so what the hell...
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LOLOLOLOL
Apparently the guy was too big so they had to use fake measuring techniques to make him look smaller.

Also does anyone know who she is?
 
bobg4400 said:
LOLOLOLOL
Apparently the guy was too big so they had to use fake measuring techniques to make him look smaller.

Also does anyone know who she is?
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Austin Kincaid

It was from a scene where she measures him and he "doesn't measure up" so she picks another guy and bangs him because he has a huge dick (which appears to be about 6.5"). I think I had posted the pictures of her measuring the second guy earlier in this thread but I don't have the energy right now to go hunt them down.
 

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Crunch_Hardtack said:
Is it just me, or is that girl actually cheating the measurement against him? Looks like the zero is hanging out a little ways from the base. That'll be a first for porn measurements. Maybe Brandi Belle does a course on how to hold rulers or something she can go to.

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You might be right but ~I can't read any of the numbers on the tape lol.
Normally if they're concealing the end of the tape in her hand it's so that she can hide the first 2-3 inches of the tape and add a couple of inches to the end of his dick.
 
Penis4All said:
Lex Steele at 9 inches
http://img105.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=34593_lex2_123_250lo.jpg

funny pic
fakedick
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Lol that last one is hilarious. On a similar note I've always wondered if cock size isn't a hiring factor for monsters of cock given they're fake anyway. It does show what a real 12 incher would look like though.

That first pic looks more like he's 7-8 inches given the tape is a couple further inches away from the cam than his dick making him seem bigger.
 
Crunch_Hardtack said:
Bob- The tip of his head is around 6.5. I just counted backwards from the 6, and it looks like the zero would land between that girl's two fingernails or something. Maybe in that frame they hadn't yet landed it in position.

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I guess that answers that then.
 
That first pic looks more like he's 7-8 inches given the tape is a couple further inches away from the cam than his dick making him seem bigger.[/QUOTE]

nah, i give lex steel credit as a 9 incher. theres no denying that hes one of the biggest in porn if not the biggest. no way hes just 8 inches. cant be, im about 8 theres no way hes not bigger than me.
 
how come the 7-8 inch porn stars look so massive?

I don't like to upload pics of me, but whenever i take pictures, I look like...small or average, and I'm 7.5 long, 5.5 around.

I'm a bigger guy I guess. I'm 6'2", a bit of fat, but everyone looks so much bigger than me, even if they admit to being smaller than me. what kind of sorcery is this?
 
Moez??? said:
how come the 7-8 inch porn stars look so massive?

I don't like to upload pics of me, but whenever i take pictures, I look like...small or average, and I'm 7.5 long, 5.5 around.

I'm a bigger guy I guess. I'm 6'2", a bit of fat, but everyone looks so much bigger than me, even if they admit to being smaller than me. what kind of sorcery is this?
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it is this:
camera(like in whitezilla it looks like a fisheye lens with HD)
being skinny(so the fat pad at the base makes it)
small girls like 4'10
also lighting
 
Moez??? said:
I don't like to upload pics of me, but whenever i take pictures, I look like...small or average, and I'm 7.5 long, 5.5 around.
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Same here. My last GF was what would easily be considered "petite" and it still didn't change anything. I think it goes beyond just sizes, heights and weights. It's just as much into shapes. I remember someone here recently stating that Danny Dong/Matt Hughes had a very "photogenic" cock. I think the right shape and style of dick can look longer, thicker or whatever depending on its proportions, shape and what sort of body it's on. Likewise, these "small" people need to be shaped properly to make things work, rather than just short or skinny. I envy those with more flattering shapes.

Not to rule out the cameramen either though. Dick photography is a friggin' black art. I've often wondered if the ones that are really good at it are known as such and in higher demand in the monster dick field.

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Crunch_Hardtack said:
Is it just me, or is that girl actually cheating the measurement against him? Looks like the zero is hanging out a little ways from the base. That'll be a first for porn measurements. Maybe Brandi Belle does a course on how to hold rulers or something she can go to.

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Is this the correct way to measure? Just wondering.
 
rinzu said:
Is this the correct way to measure? Just wondering.
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Kinda Sorta. Anything off to the side like that however is generally not, as you can gain length that way. Official seems to be standing with penis straight out, perpendicular to your body, and the ruler or tape laid flat right in the center of the top of your shaft, with the zero right up against your body. Then there's bone pressing (or not) to account for the fat pad.

FWIW- You'll rarely see anyone measured properly in a porno.

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