Questions We Never Ask Each Other

[LaFemme]

I’ve never asked for a gumjob.

Although, apparently it sounds like a dishwasher running mid-cycle?

 

[ArtAppreciation]

I've never asked a girl if she thinks that it would make us gay to masturbate in front of each other.

"It's not gay to touch ourselves in the hot tub sitting across from each other. People who say so are narrow minded and judgmental. Look, we're just straight mates. It's harmless. Jeez. Not sure why I need all these rationalizations but w/e.... we're just having fun... more chardonnay?"

 

[AlteredEgo]

I’ve never asked for a gumjob.

Although, apparently it sounds like a dishwasher running mid-cycle?

I bet it does! Oh my Glob, I'm gonna laugh myself dizzy the next time I clean the kitchen.

 

[Spartan727]

I’ve never asked for a gumjob.

Although, apparently it sounds like a dishwasher running mid-cycle?

Starting the dish washer oh lolololol

 

[Spartan727]

I’m wondering is there a $10k contest coming out of this?

LaFemme you had me laughing so hard, there are no words....

 

[LaFemme]

Do you wear a buttplug to Walmart? Or anywhere in public? Just curious.....

 

[Spartan727]

Do you wear a buttplug to Walmart? Or anywhere in public? Just curious.....

On my end and I can only answer for myself
I Never have wore any kind of buttplug. Not even in private.

 

[LaFemme]

On my end and I can only answer for myself
I Never have wore any kind of buttplug. Not even in private.

“On your end”

 

[693987]

I've never asked a woman if she would clone her pussy.

I've never asked a woman if she has fucked a real gay man.

I've never asked a woman if she has stolen and/or sniffed someone's undies from the locker room at a gym or from a room mate.

I've never asked a woman if her husband or boyfriend liked sex toys.

 

[Spartan727]

“On your end”

Oh dear I set my self up for that one
Ooopsie

 

[Spartan727]

Oh dear I set my self up for that one
Ooopsie

Honestly what the hell was I thinking
My end..... (Too much fire watch)
I hope you got a good laugh at that LaFemme xo

 

[ArtAppreciation]

Do you wear a buttplug to Walmart? Or anywhere in public? Just curious.....

I'm gathering some very useful information on this thread.

Some real .... conversation starters
Sometimes you also get a special PM that isn't rude or terrifying but you want something decent to lob back with, and the tennis balls are obviously where we know they are ladies

 

[ArtAppreciation]

I've never asked a woman if she would clone her pussy.

Would anyone here clone their pussy?
I'd have to think about it.
I thought it was a quality question. Shrugs

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Do you wear a buttplug to Walmart? Or anywhere in public? Just curious.....

is there a pic of this on People of Walmart? And bets on gender?

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Would anyone here clone their pussy?
I'd have to think about it.
I thought it was a quality question. Shrugs

I am sorely tempted to make chocolate starfish impressions for my sweetie. And impressions of my labia & friends.
There’s a gift he shouldn’t open at the family xmas...
You Can Now Buy A Chocolate Mold Of Your Partner's Anus (Or Your Own), Just In Time For The Holidays

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Welcome to ask a woman. Only a male Originating Poster may post in the thread.
Aside from that only women may answer here.

 

[Spartan727]

On my end and I can only answer for myself
I Never have wore any kind of buttplug. Not even in private.

And thank goodness I don’t go to Walmart much...,

 

[LaFemme]

Do you ever masturbate so much that it makes it hard to pee?

 

[LaFemme]

Have you ever compared your vulva to a man’s foot? Just wondering....

 

[AlteredEgo]

Ladies, what does your cum taste like, and do you store it up to play with later? Hoe can I make myself taste mine since the desire to do so is gone immediately after orgasm?