Random Sexual Confessions!

I was thrown out of a gay sauna for bad behaviour, which amused me at the time, but once I'd left I realised that in my haste I had left my glasses inside and had to go crawling back and ask reallly nicely if they could go find them...

They did.

:)
I presume you behaved as you do here, posting nearly 5,000 times in less than 6 months. Not a stretch to imagine you being dragged out.
 
I presume you behaved as you do here, posting nearly 5,000 times in less than 6 months. Not a stretch to imagine you being dragged out.
*nearly 5,001 times now.

And yet you've been on here 8 years or so, average maybe 10 posts a year... and it feels like you're saving a lot of 2020's for li'l ol' me.

Free advice: make a fuss and it will get worse.

:)
 
*nearly 5,001 times now.

And yet you've been on here 8 years or so, average maybe 10 posts a year... and it feels like you're saving a lot of 2020's for li'l ol' me.

Free advice: make a fuss and it will get worse.

:)
No advice needed. Moreover, it's unlikely that someone who spends their days and nights screaming into the void could get away with charging for advice.
 
*pats @Placidity on the head*

Thanks for your contribution. Have a gold star. Now run along and rejoin out little grandstanding class, there's a good boy.

Here's some light reading to keep you going.

:)

Sex Gods Of Lpsg!! What Tips And Tricks Do You Have For Us Mere Mortals?

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You're the most cogent meth addict I've ever encountered. It's the only thing that can explain your prolific posting and only moderately disjointed and disorganized prose.
 
You're the most cogent meth addict I've ever encountered. It's the only thing that can explain your prolific posting and only moderately disjointed and disorganized prose.
If I wanted to hear from an arsehole, I'd fart.

Tbh, I prefer acid by a country mile but I only regularly use weed.
 
I get off on watching fat or fuller women having sex with other women. I want to join in. Not sure why thin woman don't do it for me. I can get off on a fuller women masturbating as well. But I like lesbian sex between fuller women. That is 10+. I am very uncomfortable admitting that I like lesbian porn, even if I mention it a lot. I think I am disrespecting women somehow. :blush:

Some male strippers are hot as well, but I only want to watch, and perhaps touch and smell. Playing with a dick is not a turn-on for me - not sure why, even though I like to compare big dicks (just visual).

I get off on listening to straight men talk about big dicks and I love to hear women and men say the word "pussy."
 
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Many years ago a FWB and I decided to have a little outdoor sex at a local schoolyard park. It was late so we parked and went behind the building and did our thing. Drop her off and go home. After being home for a bit my phone rings. Its one of Mr mom and dads friends whose husband was a partner of my dads at the pd where they worked. She asked if I was ok I said yes why? She was a dispatcher for that schools security and apparently one of their officers ran my tag and it was my car. When it came back she told the officer to call her on the phone. She told him not to bother with me and said I was a good guy. Lol..I never knew someone had driven by. Kind of funny all these years later.
 
So...... I find myself becoming more and more interested in men. Before it was a craving as far as giving a man head or jerking him off...... but as I’ve gotten older and explored this in my head I’ve found it’s really more than that.

I have always been in the mindset I LOVE to give pleasure. Really to anyone. But being blessed with a small penis, and being overweight I can’t have sex with the women I’ve been with, like I’d like. Missionary is really the best postion for me and that gets quite boring. For me. And I’m sure for my significant other. I’ve lose a lot of weight and it helped. But even then. My smaller penis made positions like spooning and her on top. (It doesn’t help I love thick women)

what I’ve come to discover is since I can’t do all the positions as the “top”. I really find it an incredible turn on to think of a man, with a large penis, doing it to me.

the thought of laying on my side, with a man behind me, my leg up and over his hip spooning as he’s making love to me is INTOXICATING!! Or laying on my bed, legs againt my chest and getting dicked down is an extreme turn on for me.
The fact I don’t know how to have these experiences safely and privately , being a married man, has become extremely hard to get over and sometimes overwhelms me.

thanks for listening ❤️❤️
 
Wow...damn I have a lot of them. Not ashamed of anything that I’ve done but there’s been some shit I’ve experienced

On a guys trip to Mexico with my father, two uncles, and the three of my brothers we all gangbanged these three chicks. It was a very wild night. Thank God no one has anything or got any of the girls pregnant to my knowledge because condoms weren’t used during any of the rounds. My father and uncles are all married so that’s there’s that but hey it was crazy it was fun

another “confession” had sex in a confessional ironically

I’ve fucked a cougar then later down the line didn’t know the relationship fucked her daughter. Me and daughter were/are cool. Never said anything. Time to time I still fuck both of them. Their relationship is dysfunctional anyway

fucked a girl that is deaf because it was rumored she had good pussy. It was true

there’s more but I’ll stop here
 
Wow...damn I have a lot of them. Not ashamed of anything that I’ve done but there’s been some shit I’ve experienced

On a guys trip to Mexico with my father, two uncles, and the three of my brothers we all gangbanged these three chicks. It was a very wild night. Thank God no one has anything or got any of the girls pregnant to my knowledge because condoms weren’t used during any of the rounds. My father and uncles are all married so that’s there’s that but hey it was crazy it was fun

another “confession” had sex in a confessional ironically

I’ve fucked a cougar then later down the line didn’t know the relationship fucked her daughter. Me and daughter were/are cool. Never said anything. Time to time I still fuck both of them. Their relationship is dysfunctional anyway

fucked a girl that is deaf because it was rumored she had good pussy. It was true

there’s more but I’ll stop here
Cool stories, bro
 
Can't wait for the verification and proof trolls to come after this one, but I sucked the famous Hung Damien when he was passing through NYC on his way to jail in Massachusetts (that's where he disappeared to if anyone has been wondering).

this is not me sucking:

I believe it. I saw an ad of his on backpage a few years ago and it was very obviously him. He didn’t put it in his ad that he was “Damien” but he had face and dick pics.